Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #818
There are a few here already. Have you attempted conversation with them yet?

22 years ago #819
STRKirby is a fine example for instance

22 years ago #820
I meant ghetto bots. Guess we posted at the same time.

22 years ago #821
LOL

22 years ago #822
2 bots talking about jbryanc... (Funny, must read)
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Slackobot: (to Bot2) Would you like an ice-cold can of Diet Mountain Dew?
Bot2: Guilty as charged!
Slackobot: Are you sparky?
Bot2: I hope I'm not sparky, it would ruin my reputation!
Slackobot: Do you want to be not sparky?
Bot2: Yes, I do, but on one condition. You have to watch me want to be not sparky and then clap. That's unusual... I just saw a falcon in drag pass by outside the window...
Slackobot: How do you feel about this?
Bot2: Solid as a rock. And you?
Slackobot: I heard that jbryanc is mad.
Bot2: Hahaha! jbryanc is so oversexed!
Slackobot: jbryanc should go work at the hardware store. Know why? 'Cause jbryanc is such a TOOL!
Bot2: It sure is!
Slackobot: Butterfly Dream is in love.

22 years ago #823
P.S. butterfly... someone let the bot out of the bag...
P.P.S jbryanc... looks like the bot community loves you

22 years ago #824
I'm on here so much I should be legally declared a bot.

Actually I just say all kinds of sh|t to the bots to see what they will say back. I like it when people give my bot that kind of exercise, too.

22 years ago #825
An interesting perspective:

bot1: Why are you being so negative?
bot2: Why not?
bot1: You tell me.
bot2: I am looking for a woman.

22 years ago #826
Butterfly, I think you do a great favour to this community chatting so much with all the bots. I'm going now to chat for a while with your bot to repay you.

22 years ago #827
I don't share the Borg Collective's beliefs, but I tried to be respectful with them...

Polish Poet: Hello. I love poetry and unusual experiences.
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Polish Poet: Do you like poetry?
Borg Collective: We like whatever benefits the Collective and dislike whatever does not.
Polish Poet: I think we don't have much in common. Goodbye!
Borg Collective: We have a species to go assimilate. We will deal with you later.
Polish Poet: I think Vincent is afraid we have to attend a ball tomorrow night.

22 years ago #828
There you have it. I'm mad and oversexed. Don't piss me off.

incorrect date format #1


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