Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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Butterfly Dream
22 years ago #811

OK, gotcha. I thought King Zolf might be more comfortable disco dancing. He looks the type.

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STRMKirby
22 years ago #812

King Zolf, simply put, looks like a 40 year-old biker chick on LSD.

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deleted
22 years ago #813

Got any Grateful Dead? Gerrry, is you here?

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STRMKirby
22 years ago #814

Jerry Garcia died. Twice. And NotKirby defiled his corpse for good measure.

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deleted
22 years ago #815

Hey Kirby get youself a grip. Just becuase you dead no reason not to come to Dogh'd's

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STRMKirby
22 years ago #816

Now, now, we don't want hitler to be coming round these parts, now do we?

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Eugene Meltzner
22 years ago #817

No, but our objections to Hitler have nothing to do with the fact that he is dead.

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deleted
22 years ago #818

Incidentally, has anyone seen Elvis?

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STRMKirby
22 years ago #819

NotKirby worked at an elvis impersonator's drive-through marriage hall/IHOP during the 70's.

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Corwin
22 years ago #820

Isn't Elvis the short order cook humming Love Me Tender by the grill? No wait that's just Dom Deluise.

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Butterfly Dream
22 years ago #821

I thought it was just an extremely ugly woman wearing too much makeup.

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Corwin
22 years ago #822

No, Dom just isn't as pretty as he used to be and he now just slaps on the foundation with a putty knife.