Doghead's Cosmic Bar

OK, this isn't working. The fiddlers have decided to play their music outside, and I'd like to stay in here where the booze is.

Fortunately we do have a DJ.
Awright!!!!! They're playing Abba!
Maybe Your Majesty knows this kind of dance?

Round the outside, and dozy doe your partner! Young and sweet, only 17!

Silly. Not the fiddlers, the DJ.

To quote Terence Stamp in Priscilla Queen of the Desert:
"And no more f**king Abba!"

I was cracking my knuckles in preparation to be the caller, Hagar.

OK, gotcha. I thought King Zolf might be more comfortable disco dancing. He looks the type.

King Zolf, simply put, looks like a 40 year-old biker chick on LSD.

Got any Grateful Dead? Gerrry, is you here?

Jerry Garcia died. Twice. And NotKirby defiled his corpse for good measure.

Hey Kirby get youself a grip. Just becuase you dead no reason not to come to Dogh'd's

Now, now, we don't want hitler to be coming round these parts, now do we?

No, but our objections to Hitler have nothing to do with the fact that he is dead.