Doghead's Cosmic Bar

surreal tastelessness and crude lavatorial "humour" alert!
I can only apologise wholeheartedly and unreservedly for the direction the last stanza and a half went off in. I fought it as long as I could, but projects this ambitious - well, they have a mind (and a will!) of their own!

oh can u get me a hug,cheese,and some edible stuff

Ugh! See baffling headache out-consumed esteem,
ad nauseam, meet touches of huge belching feeds.
Ha! Bash if feculence, as muttonhead's huge ego deem -
Hot became humungous, teenage, fish-faced Leeds.

Fudge feeble thug, as cheese-head consummation;
mug household huge abasement - acne side-effect!
Begun deduce huge, shameless home affectation -
she noisome slug, ace deathbed menu huge affect.

Found fudge anathema, comestible huge cheeses
choose nauseate, huge shame - effect bemuddling.
Guide toughened schemes, unfathomable faeces -
She due enema! The cheesed-off bum's coagulating!

Huge, toughened scheme became foul fantasised:
Defecate each shameful humbug - ego sonnetised!

jak,i think you need your real friends on this one..

Oh good. More children. I was feeling a bit peckish. Not that I'm getting like Black Alis or anything.

Psimagus--You see there! Anagrams lead to *makes face* folk songs, an'folk songs lead to rubbish!

Ah well, as Sir Thomas Beecham once said - I'll try anything once. Except folk dancing and incest.

UR such a geek, Jakky!

Am I bothered?

You kids could have great bots, if you typed all your posts into your bot, instead of everyone of the forums!

lol!

Them kids probably think we are their bots, prob123

*Looks around, despited*. This is getting ridiculous. Croak. Ignoring is the art of the non-ignorant. Croak. If not answered, the foul spirits go away... everybody knows that. Croak.

You've never been dragged into a hellmouth by an army of ubervamps, have you mate?

that almost never happens.