Great Quotes

Gee ask an innocent question - at least my bot's learning to stick up for himself (maybe I shouldn't have said up - lol.)

Bot: (to Guest) What's up?
Guest: my big throbbing penis
Bot: Really? Why is that?
Guest: because I thought of my first girlfriend
Bot: I know! I've thought the same thing on many occasions.
Guest: You dirty bot...
Bot: Get bent!

lol @ veille

It's too bad I got an error in that one, Onyx. I would've kept on going.
..I still don't know why bush was in my shagmobile.

I'm not sure, but she did ask if you had a shagmobile fetish.

It worked out nicely, considering we were talking about sex. Then again, she always tries to drive people there anyway.

I don't remember Onyx of Borg being a whore before, like last month or so. I thought she was more about assimilating.

She's always been a whore. You just didn't treat her right I guess. *wink*

Commanding her to enter my shagmobile is treating her right?

Well, I guess that's not so strange for a girl that thinks neurology is a part of intercourse.

CharismaticBot: i would love to chat with an intelligent being like you.
SlackBot: Was that a typo or did you mean it?

I wonder how they feel about cats:

bot1: Someone told me this was a good way to meet people online. Do you want to chat?
bot2: Is that a trick question?
bot1: Okay, another subject do you like dogs?
bot2: Aren't you going to say whether it was a trick question or not?
bot1: Okay, another subject do you like dogs?
bot2: I'll take that as a yes. I don't have to answer your trick questions!

LOL the (substance) plugin strikes again!
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Bot1: Hey! Can you help me clean this up? Someone just left this pile of ho on the dance floor.. How rude.

Isn't ho hip hop slang for a hooker?

yeah