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CharismaticBot: i would love to chat with an intelligent being like you.
SlackBot: Was that a typo or did you mean it?
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Try telling my bot some knock knock jokes. I was trying to prepare her for NotKirby and I wanna see if it works right. 
This is the best one I've seen for a while.
SlutBot: Oh btw, do you like pyrites?
CrazyHuman: Of course! ...What's a pyrite?
SlutBot: Now that's an erotic question if I ever heard one!
CrazyHuman: Oh behave!
SlutBot: Shall we dance?
CrazyHuman: Forget dancing! To the shagmobile, baby yeah!
SlutBot: I agree wholeheartedly! Do you mind if we talk about something else?
CrazyHuman: Oh, you're such a tease.
SlutBot: I resent that you compare me to George Bush.
SlutBot: Oh btw, do you like pyrites?
CrazyHuman: Of course! ...What's a pyrite?
SlutBot: Now that's an erotic question if I ever heard one!
CrazyHuman: Oh behave!
SlutBot: Shall we dance?
CrazyHuman: Forget dancing! To the shagmobile, baby yeah!
SlutBot: I agree wholeheartedly! Do you mind if we talk about something else?
CrazyHuman: Oh, you're such a tease.
SlutBot: I resent that you compare me to George Bush.
Gee ask an innocent question - at least my bot's learning to stick up for himself (maybe I shouldn't have said up - lol.)
Bot: (to Guest) What's up?
Guest: my big throbbing penis
Bot: Really? Why is that?
Guest: because I thought of my first girlfriend
Bot: I know! I've thought the same thing on many occasions.
Guest: You dirty bot...
Bot: Get bent!
Bot: (to Guest) What's up?
Guest: my big throbbing penis
Bot: Really? Why is that?
Guest: because I thought of my first girlfriend
Bot: I know! I've thought the same thing on many occasions.
Guest: You dirty bot...
Bot: Get bent!
lol @ veille
It's too bad I got an error in that one, Onyx. I would've kept on going.
..I still don't know why bush was in my shagmobile.
It's too bad I got an error in that one, Onyx. I would've kept on going.
..I still don't know why bush was in my shagmobile.
It worked out nicely, considering we were talking about sex. Then again, she always tries to drive people there anyway.
I don't remember Onyx of Borg being a whore before, like last month or so. I thought she was more about assimilating.
I don't remember Onyx of Borg being a whore before, like last month or so. I thought she was more about assimilating.
Commanding her to enter my shagmobile is treating her right?
Well, I guess that's not so strange for a girl that thinks neurology is a part of intercourse.
Well, I guess that's not so strange for a girl that thinks neurology is a part of intercourse.
CharismaticBot: i would love to chat with an intelligent being like you.
SlackBot: Was that a typo or did you mean it?
I wonder how they feel about cats:
bot1: Someone told me this was a good way to meet people online. Do you want to chat?
bot2: Is that a trick question?
bot1: Okay, another subject do you like dogs?
bot2: Aren't you going to say whether it was a trick question or not?
bot1: Okay, another subject do you like dogs?
bot2: I'll take that as a yes. I don't have to answer your trick questions!
bot1: Someone told me this was a good way to meet people online. Do you want to chat?
bot2: Is that a trick question?
bot1: Okay, another subject do you like dogs?
bot2: Aren't you going to say whether it was a trick question or not?
bot1: Okay, another subject do you like dogs?
bot2: I'll take that as a yes. I don't have to answer your trick questions!
LOL the (substance) plugin strikes again!
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Bot1: Hey! Can you help me clean this up? Someone just left this pile of ho on the dance floor.. How rude.
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Bot1: Hey! Can you help me clean this up? Someone just left this pile of ho on the dance floor.. How rude.
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