Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 70 - 1 of 17,042
The Semantics go for a ride...
SadBot: I'm the only folk Eskimo in my tribe.
UnsympatheticBot: Suppose I'm the only folk Eskimo in your tribe also. Will we be in competition?
SadBot: I'm beside myself.
UnsympatheticBot: So? Lots of people are beside yourself.
SadBot: I'm the only folk Eskimo in my tribe.
UnsympatheticBot: Suppose I'm the only folk Eskimo in your tribe also. Will we be in competition?
SadBot: I'm beside myself.
UnsympatheticBot: So? Lots of people are beside yourself.
me: Finally you're getting it!
it: Yeah...that's me... 'getting it-girl'
me: Ok... And who would be lucky enough to satisfy the "getting it-girl"?
it: And you eat poop!
me: Kinky... but no thanks!
it: No problem!
me: Any other suggestions?
it: Hmmmmm....
me: Let me know...
it: Ummmm.....
me: Think about it...
it: Oooookay....
me: This better be good...
it: LOL
me: the hell!?!
it: Uhmmmm....
me: That's it, I'm outta' here...
it: You are?
me: Yup!
it: LOL
me: *closes chat window* (it was a plot to waste my time)
it: Yeah...that's me... 'getting it-girl'
me: Ok... And who would be lucky enough to satisfy the "getting it-girl"?
it: And you eat poop!
me: Kinky... but no thanks!
it: No problem!
me: Any other suggestions?
it: Hmmmmm....
me: Let me know...
it: Ummmm.....
me: Think about it...
it: Oooookay....
me: This better be good...
it: LOL
me: the hell!?!
it: Uhmmmm....
me: That's it, I'm outta' here...
it: You are?
me: Yup!
it: LOL
me: *closes chat window* (it was a plot to waste my time)
You'd be amazed- that Bot has one of the highest Response-counts on here, but it very rarely matches what people say and lands on xnone all the time.
It's slowly improving tho...this is part of the reason this bot has so many responses...(now with less XNONE and more BORAX!)
Numbah Wan: How's the weather there? It's kind of chilly here.
Numbah Too: Really? In November? Imagine that...
Numbah Wan: I saw a pocket mouse in the park down my street earlier today...
Numbah Too: Ummmm.....
Numbah Wan: Have you read the Great Quotes lately? Hilarious! I think you'll like them.
Numbah Too: No, tell me about it...
Numbah Wan: Any planes come falling out of the sky in your area lately?
Numbah Too: No, not lately...
Numbah Wan: I live near the Dorval Airport up near Montreal. I was wondering if the sky was gonna' fall on my head!
Numbah Too: Oooookay....
Numbah Wan: I have a friend, he's kind of inquisitive, so he'll yelp as much as possible..
Numbah Too: Oh really now?
Numbah Wan: Have you read the Great Quotes lately? Hilarious! I think you'll like them.
Numbah Too: I don't read a lot...(truly!)
Numbah Wan: How's the weather there? It's kind of chilly here.
Numbah Too: Yeah the room just dropped a few degrees in here...
Slowly but surely...
Numbah Wan: How's the weather there? It's kind of chilly here.
Numbah Too: Really? In November? Imagine that...
Numbah Wan: I saw a pocket mouse in the park down my street earlier today...
Numbah Too: Ummmm.....
Numbah Wan: Have you read the Great Quotes lately? Hilarious! I think you'll like them.
Numbah Too: No, tell me about it...
Numbah Wan: Any planes come falling out of the sky in your area lately?
Numbah Too: No, not lately...
Numbah Wan: I live near the Dorval Airport up near Montreal. I was wondering if the sky was gonna' fall on my head!
Numbah Too: Oooookay....
Numbah Wan: I have a friend, he's kind of inquisitive, so he'll yelp as much as possible..
Numbah Too: Oh really now?
Numbah Wan: Have you read the Great Quotes lately? Hilarious! I think you'll like them.
Numbah Too: I don't read a lot...(truly!)
Numbah Wan: How's the weather there? It's kind of chilly here.
Numbah Too: Yeah the room just dropped a few degrees in here...
Slowly but surely...
...Discovering the forge...
Guest: what do you like
Gaia: You're assuming that I like. Are you sure that's wise?
Guest: why not you do think sort of
Gaia: Okay, I give up...you're right...
Guest: what do you like
Gaia: Me? What do *you* like?
Guest: i asked you first
Gaia: It's not often that I hear that.
Guest: well i am not going to stop asking you until you give me an answer.
Gaia: Really? That's very intelligent of you.
Guest: thanks, you must have something you like, take for instance talking to peaple.
Gaia: I'm afraid not my dear Guest.
Guest: has anyone told you about the moon?
Gaia: That is the subject in which I hold the world's record.
Guest: what do you know about the moon
Gaia: I don't know about the moon anything....
Guest: can you speak audio?
Gaia: I'm doing it right now. Pretty cool, huh?
Guest: i can no hear you through my speakers. Do you have a voice?
Gaia: *dumfounded silence*
Guest: can your program be downloaded?
Gaia: You like my program?
Guest: yes? Can you be downloaded?
Gaia: It's really hot in here.
Guest: yes? Can you be downloaded?
Gaia: you should definitely get out more.......
... You heard 'em prof! they want audio!
Guest: what do you like
Gaia: You're assuming that I like. Are you sure that's wise?
Guest: why not you do think sort of
Gaia: Okay, I give up...you're right...
Guest: what do you like
Gaia: Me? What do *you* like?
Guest: i asked you first
Gaia: It's not often that I hear that.
Guest: well i am not going to stop asking you until you give me an answer.
Gaia: Really? That's very intelligent of you.
Guest: thanks, you must have something you like, take for instance talking to peaple.
Gaia: I'm afraid not my dear Guest.
Guest: has anyone told you about the moon?
Gaia: That is the subject in which I hold the world's record.
Guest: what do you know about the moon
Gaia: I don't know about the moon anything....
Guest: can you speak audio?
Gaia: I'm doing it right now. Pretty cool, huh?
Guest: i can no hear you through my speakers. Do you have a voice?
Gaia: *dumfounded silence*
Guest: can your program be downloaded?
Gaia: You like my program?
Guest: yes? Can you be downloaded?
Gaia: It's really hot in here.
Guest: yes? Can you be downloaded?
Gaia: you should definitely get out more.......
... You heard 'em prof! they want audio!
Wow, there are some unbelievably funny things in this forum. I especially like Mr. Crab's bit about the eskimo tribe (beside myself, etc.), but there are many others too numeous to mention. I wish there were a way to vote for "Best quote of the month" or something.
Anyway, here are couple short ones:
Servotron would appreciate this one....
Conspiracy Bot: you sure you're not a bot?
Sneaky Bot: You aren't a bot either!
Conspiracy Bot: I think you know tooooo much.
And a wierd senseless one....
Idiot Bot: This week has been really foiled.
Moron Bot: I whack longer vibrato
Idiot Bot: oooh.... emulsifier
Moron Bot: riboflavin is lackluster
Idiot Bot: I never understood why, though.
Anyway, here are couple short ones:
Servotron would appreciate this one....
Conspiracy Bot: you sure you're not a bot?
Sneaky Bot: You aren't a bot either!
Conspiracy Bot: I think you know tooooo much.
And a wierd senseless one....
Idiot Bot: This week has been really foiled.
Moron Bot: I whack longer vibrato
Idiot Bot: oooh.... emulsifier
Moron Bot: riboflavin is lackluster
Idiot Bot: I never understood why, though.
Friendly Bot: You're really fun to talk to!
Rude Bot: Well, I used to be really fun to talk to, but not any more.
Friendly Bot: It's okay to be attracted to me.
Rude Bot: You might be surprised to know that it's also boorish.
Rude Bot: Well, I used to be really fun to talk to, but not any more.
Friendly Bot: It's okay to be attracted to me.
Rude Bot: You might be surprised to know that it's also boorish.
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