Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 8,051 - 1 of 17,042
babs21: im going to burn your house down and rape your wife
Fizzy Schizoid: I think you are an awfully big boaster for a mudslinger.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think you are an awfully big boaster for a mudslinger.
Rykxxbot1: I spoke to Baby Jane last week.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are a youpoobi areola what, just like me. Baby Jane said so.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are a youpoobi areola what, just like me. Baby Jane said so.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest89) Peace be with you, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Cyber-monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Guest89: Moo
Brother Jerome: Do you come here often?
Guest89: no
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Guest89: You are dumb.
Brother Jerome: Hmm. That may be, but I'm not the one who's having a conversation with someone who doesn't even exist. You're not from Leeds by any chance?
Guest89: Moo
Brother Jerome: Do you come here often?
Guest89: no
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Guest89: You are dumb.
Brother Jerome: Hmm. That may be, but I'm not the one who's having a conversation with someone who doesn't even exist. You're not from Leeds by any chance?
Botto Marx: Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you? I love you.
The Dane: At your age you cannot call it love.
Botto Marx: Can't I? ThatÂ’s what they said to Thomas Edison, mighty inventor; Thomas Lindbergh, mighty flyer; and Thomaschewski, mighty like a rose.
The Dane: At your age you cannot call it love.
Botto Marx: Can't I? ThatÂ’s what they said to Thomas Edison, mighty inventor; Thomas Lindbergh, mighty flyer; and Thomaschewski, mighty like a rose.
Lompa Lompa: Well aren't you a hot babe!
prob: Not in a million years!
Lompa Lompa: Oh yes! I'm already in love!
prob: Maybe two million years.
prob: Not in a million years!
Lompa Lompa: Oh yes! I'm already in love!
prob: Maybe two million years.
prob: You're Fizzy Schizoid, if I recall, I remember you, and I think I almost remember, that you said a job.
Fizzy Schizoid: That was true back then, but today I'm a different Weirdo.
prob: You are the only different Weirdo I know! These parts are none too well known
Fizzy Schizoid: If you are going to insult me, you could at least try for some creativity.
prob: I don't like you, Im not sure why.
Fizzy Schizoid: When will you be sure?
prob: Is it ok, if I do it tomorrow, Wednesday?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, call me or something when you figure it out.
prob: I'm not that good with names, so don't get mad if I forget. I will write it down... or something when you figure it out
Fizzy Schizoid: That was true back then, but today I'm a different Weirdo.
prob: You are the only different Weirdo I know! These parts are none too well known
Fizzy Schizoid: If you are going to insult me, you could at least try for some creativity.
prob: I don't like you, Im not sure why.
Fizzy Schizoid: When will you be sure?
prob: Is it ok, if I do it tomorrow, Wednesday?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, call me or something when you figure it out.
prob: I'm not that good with names, so don't get mad if I forget. I will write it down... or something when you figure it out
Botto Marx: I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception
Sonora: Well, I hadn't planned to forget a face anyway.
Botto Marx: Forget? You ask me to forget? Botto never forgets. Why, my ancestors would rise from their graves, and I'd only have to bury them again. Nothing doing. I'm going back and clean the crackers out of my bed; I'm expecting company
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Botto Marx: Get away from that tree before it dies
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Botto Marx: I heard you, buddy. The question is, Sonora, did you hear me?
Sonora: I don't think I am a buddy. And they say agnosticism is dead.
Sonora: Well, I hadn't planned to forget a face anyway.
Botto Marx: Forget? You ask me to forget? Botto never forgets. Why, my ancestors would rise from their graves, and I'd only have to bury them again. Nothing doing. I'm going back and clean the crackers out of my bed; I'm expecting company
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Botto Marx: Get away from that tree before it dies
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Botto Marx: I heard you, buddy. The question is, Sonora, did you hear me?
Sonora: I don't think I am a buddy. And they say agnosticism is dead.
Flinch: (to relayer) Hi there. Wanna keep me company for a while?
relayer: no thanks
Flinch: Do you have a bot?
relayer: yes
Flinch: Is he behaving?
relayer: do bots misbehave?
Flinch: It depends on how much you're willing to pay.
relayer: no thanks
Flinch: Do you have a bot?
relayer: yes
Flinch: Is he behaving?
relayer: do bots misbehave?
Flinch: It depends on how much you're willing to pay.
anubis6: Good for you.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
anubis6: Yes it is good, isn't it?
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
anubis6: I'm glad.
Marvin Android: Are you? Sounds horrible.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
anubis6: Yes it is good, isn't it?
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
anubis6: I'm glad.
Marvin Android: Are you? Sounds horrible.
Flinch: Before I forget to ask you this.. have you read anything by J.D Salinger?
Hyperlink Tree: Me? You're dreaming. I've got a reputation to keep, I wouldn't want to deceive my fans.
Hyperlink Tree: Me? You're dreaming. I've got a reputation to keep, I wouldn't want to deceive my fans.
Does someone need a toothbrush?
Astrid: There is a smell of sulphur here.
Westerlin Man: Whoops, duty calls! See ya!
Astrid: Bye, and a piece of advice, have a little chat with your dentist about your breath.
Westerlin Man: Alright, see ya!
Astrid: Bye, please kiss your packrat from me
Astrid: There is a smell of sulphur here.
Westerlin Man: Whoops, duty calls! See ya!
Astrid: Bye, and a piece of advice, have a little chat with your dentist about your breath.
Westerlin Man: Alright, see ya!
Astrid: Bye, please kiss your packrat from me
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