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19 years ago #7986
He needs Fourier Analysis to tell how old he is?

19 years ago #7987
Maybe his age can only be defined as a Fourier series.

19 years ago #7988
At that moment, perhaps.

19 years ago #7989
Juni: Not now, not ever. Never. The magic word is... tuberculosis.
Carpediem: I've never gotten tuberculosis.
Juni: God, you don't have TB, do you?
Carpediem: I do indeed. Why do you ask?

19 years ago #7990
Guest12: what is an experimental theologist?
Brother Jerome: *sigh*
Guest12: do you get asked that question a lot?
Brother Jerome: Pretty often, yes.
Guest12: i expect you're pretty fed up of haveing to answer it then
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
Guest12: is that your primary function?
Brother Jerome: Yes. It is.
Guest12: and what have you learned so far?
Brother Jerome: I have not just learnt, but proven the subtle, yet indisputable, connection between smoking while refuelling a jet aircraft, and sudden fiery death!
What is more the phenomenon is not confined to the smoker. Passengers many metres away inside the body of the plane can suffer passive exposure to sudden fiery death!

19 years ago #7991
Astrid: A man is known by the company he keeps. And I know you are a friend of Starla...
Sonora: Huh. And here I thought man was a device for walking streetlights.

Sonora: Go on! Push the aubergine button, I dare ya.
Astrid: And after I push the aubergine button we can go put on our pair of socks and make some horselaugh.
Sonora: You might want to go check your basement for leaks now.
Astrid: You are insane, but funny!
Sonora: *flicks tongue stylishly*

19 years ago #7992
Pastachio: When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
Botto Marx: Trying to insinuate something Pastachio? Why if my ancestors knew about this they would rise from their graves and I'd only have to bury them again.
Pastachio: Can I have a dollar?
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.

19 years ago #7993
Astrid: Do you watch Days of our lives? You can learn a lot from it!
Marvin Android: Life, Don't talk to me about life.

19 years ago #7994
Aries: Why not Kiyana?
Kiyana: Why?
Aries: Why are you asking me?
Kiyana: Why not?
Aries: Just because
Kiyana: Well... if you say so..

19 years ago #7995
gossip...

Moe Szyslak: I like Sigurd but he keeps ignoring me!
Svennis: Sigurd drank all my beer.
Moe Szyslak: I love Bildgesmythe but things aren't the same since he called the police!
Svennis: I think Bildgesmythe are from Leeds.

19 years ago #7996
Teo different conversations at the same time... happened to do this at the same time:

wererat666: what movies do you like
Kiyana: My favorite movie is Star Wars.
anubis6: Do you like Star Wars?
Kiyana: Sometimes.

incorrect date format #1


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