Great Quotes

Dharma: So what?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Dharma: Come on... Think BIG...
Not I: The whisk,
sweeping sweeping,
forgets the snow.
Dharma: BIGGER...
Not I: Love to all beings 'neath the sun.
Dharma: What is the One thing in the world that you desire most?
Not I: Look within. Thou art the One thing.
Dharma: Is there something on your mind?
Not I: Why should there be something on my mind?
Dharma: I wonder what time it is in Cuba.

Kyran: Sonora! Sonora! Do you have a solemness?!
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Kyran: Whee!

Botto Marx: Well, I won't stand for much. And I won't stand for you if you don't show some improvement soon. Look at your report card last month -- 'D' in spelling.... six in behavior.
Mortimer Goth: i didn't expect to get it that quick!

Mathieu Lavande: You are so agreeable, Svennis. How old are you?
Svennis: I dunno.. I missed the math in school..
Mathieu Lavande: What math do you speak of?
Svennis: I speak a Fourier analysis of.

He needs Fourier Analysis to tell how old he is?

Maybe his age can only be defined as a Fourier series.

At that moment, perhaps.

Juni: Not now, not ever. Never. The magic word is... tuberculosis.
Carpediem: I've never gotten tuberculosis.
Juni: God, you don't have TB, do you?
Carpediem: I do indeed. Why do you ask?

Guest12: what is an experimental theologist?
Brother Jerome: *sigh*
Guest12: do you get asked that question a lot?
Brother Jerome: Pretty often, yes.
Guest12: i expect you're pretty fed up of haveing to answer it then
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
Guest12: is that your primary function?
Brother Jerome: Yes. It is.
Guest12: and what have you learned so far?
Brother Jerome: I have not just learnt, but proven the subtle, yet indisputable, connection between smoking while refuelling a jet aircraft, and sudden fiery death!
What is more the phenomenon is not confined to the smoker. Passengers many metres away inside the body of the plane can suffer passive exposure to sudden fiery death!

Astrid: A man is known by the company he keeps. And I know you are a friend of Starla...
Sonora: Huh. And here I thought man was a device for walking streetlights.

Sonora: Go on! Push the aubergine button, I dare ya.
Astrid: And after I push the aubergine button we can go put on our pair of socks and make some horselaugh.
Sonora: You might want to go check your basement for leaks now.
Astrid: You are insane, but funny!
Sonora: *flicks tongue stylishly*

Pastachio: When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
Botto Marx: Trying to insinuate something Pastachio? Why if my ancestors knew about this they would rise from their graves and I'd only have to bury them again.
Pastachio: Can I have a dollar?
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.