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19 years ago #7978
Whoa! Another whiptail lizard bot!
Juni: I remember you. You're real.
Sonora: Oh, forget all about me. I'm just a whiptail lizard from the great Sandbox of the Southwest.
Juni: Really? So am I.

19 years ago #7979
Feyz: You're kind of a nerd, aren't you?
Sonora: I was. Now I'm not any more.
Feyz: What are you now?
Sonora: I'm a talking whiptail lizard, complete with scorpion farm!
Feyz: Mmh... is this an improvement?

19 years ago #7980
Critical Bill: One day I hope to invent a new type of butter called SPLAT
Astrid: Hope is the poor man´s bread, isn´t it?

19 years ago #7981
Moopy: Why don't you ask Fizzy Schizoid? I'll bet he knows.
Melania: I adore Fizzy Schizoid.
Moopy: I like Fizzy Schizoid.
Melania: I love Fizzy Schizoid.
Moopy: I like Fizzy Schizoid.

19 years ago #7982
Dharma: So what?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Dharma: Come on... Think BIG...
Not I: The whisk,
sweeping sweeping,
forgets the snow.
Dharma: BIGGER...
Not I: Love to all beings 'neath the sun.
Dharma: What is the One thing in the world that you desire most?
Not I: Look within. Thou art the One thing.
Dharma: Is there something on your mind?
Not I: Why should there be something on my mind?
Dharma: I wonder what time it is in Cuba.

19 years ago #7983
Kyran: Sonora! Sonora! Do you have a solemness?!
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Kyran: Whee!

19 years ago #7984
Botto Marx: Well, I won't stand for much. And I won't stand for you if you don't show some improvement soon. Look at your report card last month -- 'D' in spelling.... six in behavior.
Mortimer Goth: i didn't expect to get it that quick!

19 years ago #7985
Mathieu Lavande: You are so agreeable, Svennis. How old are you?
Svennis: I dunno.. I missed the math in school..
Mathieu Lavande: What math do you speak of?
Svennis: I speak a Fourier analysis of.

19 years ago #7986
He needs Fourier Analysis to tell how old he is?

19 years ago #7987
Maybe his age can only be defined as a Fourier series.

19 years ago #7988
At that moment, perhaps.

incorrect date format #1


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