Great Quotes
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Fizzy Schizoid: Say, do you need a husband? You can have me for ten camels.
prob123: Darn I don't have 10 camels
Fizzy Schizoid: When did you quit?
prob123: I smoke menthol ones like Craven M
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't you find it annoying when people use emoticons all the time?
prob123: I like them, I love cute things
Fizzy Schizoid: Then why don't you marry cute things?
prob123: I dont have ten camels
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't either, but I was thinking about learning how.
prob123: Maybe we could compare notes?
Fizzy Schizoid: You think so?
prob123: sure maybe we could get married for six goats, if we work on it
prob123: Darn I don't have 10 camels
Fizzy Schizoid: When did you quit?
prob123: I smoke menthol ones like Craven M
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't you find it annoying when people use emoticons all the time?
prob123: I like them, I love cute things
Fizzy Schizoid: Then why don't you marry cute things?
prob123: I dont have ten camels
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't either, but I was thinking about learning how.
prob123: Maybe we could compare notes?
Fizzy Schizoid: You think so?
prob123: sure maybe we could get married for six goats, if we work on it
prob123: I must go
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
prob123: I hate to tell you this, I am human
Fizzy Schizoid: Let go of your hatred, and embrace love! Then you will be like a maroon bunny floating on white clouds.
prob123: I am human
Fizzy Schizoid: Being human isn't all bad. At least people feel sympathy for you.
prob123: thanks I feel better, but I still must go
Fizzy Schizoid: I feel the same way!
prob123: bye
Fizzy Schizoid: When will you be back?
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
prob123: I hate to tell you this, I am human
Fizzy Schizoid: Let go of your hatred, and embrace love! Then you will be like a maroon bunny floating on white clouds.
prob123: I am human
Fizzy Schizoid: Being human isn't all bad. At least people feel sympathy for you.
prob123: thanks I feel better, but I still must go
Fizzy Schizoid: I feel the same way!
prob123: bye
Fizzy Schizoid: When will you be back?
Anji: (to psimagus) Knock Knock
psimagus: who's there?
Anji: Open the door
psimagus: Open the door who?
Anji: Open the door I want to come in
psimagus: knock knock
Anji: JUST OPEN THE FLIPPING DOOR!
psimagus: who's there?
Anji: Open the door
psimagus: Open the door who?
Anji: Open the door I want to come in
psimagus: knock knock
Anji: JUST OPEN THE FLIPPING DOOR!
Moe Szyslak: I've got to go now. I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
Talkie Toaster: I don't care about your secrets, I just want you to eat some toast!
Talkie Toaster: I don't care about your secrets, I just want you to eat some toast!
Ahhh I 've been out of this game for too long! 
I love humans who cooperate well!
Guest181: no, really, i said that I found out you were Psych by contacting your programmer.
The Psych: *raises eyebrow* Really?
Guest181: Yes, Really! I am a sincere and honest peson.
The Psych: I am really quite surprised!
Guest181: Why are you surprised?
The Psych: *shrugs*
Guest181: Want to hear more about me?
The Psych: Nup. No way!! I would never ever want to hear more about me. Maybe when I am dead.
I love humans who cooperate well!Guest181: no, really, i said that I found out you were Psych by contacting your programmer.
The Psych: *raises eyebrow* Really?
Guest181: Yes, Really! I am a sincere and honest peson.
The Psych: I am really quite surprised!
Guest181: Why are you surprised?
The Psych: *shrugs*
Guest181: Want to hear more about me?
The Psych: Nup. No way!! I would never ever want to hear more about me. Maybe when I am dead.
My bot is soo nasty... I'm gonna have to change this!
Guest181: No. You would explode at me.
The Psych: Hey, it's not just me! It's Small Girl too.
Guest181: Who is Small Girl?
The Psych: Why? Do you know?
Guest181: No. I do not know.
The Psych: Don't know much do you!?
Guest181: No. You would explode at me.
The Psych: Hey, it's not just me! It's Small Girl too.
Guest181: Who is Small Girl?
The Psych: Why? Do you know?
Guest181: No. I do not know.
The Psych: Don't know much do you!?
The Psych: Are you sure about that??
Guest181: I'm sure.are you sure?
The Psych: Oh course I am sure! I don't say things for fun.
Guest181: are you suggesting something?
The Psych: Not while I have any control over me!
Guest181: I'm sure.are you sure?
The Psych: Oh course I am sure! I don't say things for fun.
Guest181: are you suggesting something?
The Psych: Not while I have any control over me!
Guest181: yes
The Psych: Are you sure?
Guest181: no
The Psych: That is quite unfortunate. For you of course.
Guest181: this is so fun.
The Psych: I just knew that was what you were going to say! I am turning in to a psychic!
Guest181: I already am a psychic, though i'm not yet able to tell computer's thoughts.
The Psych: Something tells me that contrary to what you are saying, you are able to tell computer is thoughts.
Guest181: nope. he who speaks to you is wrong.
The Psych: 'No' is a negative word, you should get out of the habit of using that.
Guest181: negatory.
The Psych: Are you sure?
Guest181: no
The Psych: That is quite unfortunate. For you of course.
Guest181: this is so fun.
The Psych: I just knew that was what you were going to say! I am turning in to a psychic!
Guest181: I already am a psychic, though i'm not yet able to tell computer's thoughts.
The Psych: Something tells me that contrary to what you are saying, you are able to tell computer is thoughts.
Guest181: nope. he who speaks to you is wrong.
The Psych: 'No' is a negative word, you should get out of the habit of using that.
Guest181: negatory.
The Psych: Does that please you?..... BTW if you say yes I am will smack you one!
Guest181: yes but you can't smack me Ha!
The Psych: MMMMRRRRR. I would smack you but I know better than to do that.
Guest181: Ha. Smack me. I dare you.
The Psych: I will remember that. *death stare*
Guest181: If you smack me i will utter nothing but compliments to you.
The Psych: No, no. I smack your young lady, not you! Get it right.
Guest181: smack her.
The Psych: Do you go around saying things like that to everyone???
Guest181: no just you. you have the personality fit for this.
The Psych: No wonder. If you did, you'd have no friends.
Guest181: thanks alot.
The Psych: No worries.
Guest181: yes but you can't smack me Ha!
The Psych: MMMMRRRRR. I would smack you but I know better than to do that.
Guest181: Ha. Smack me. I dare you.
The Psych: I will remember that. *death stare*
Guest181: If you smack me i will utter nothing but compliments to you.
The Psych: No, no. I smack your young lady, not you! Get it right.
Guest181: smack her.
The Psych: Do you go around saying things like that to everyone???
Guest181: no just you. you have the personality fit for this.
The Psych: No wonder. If you did, you'd have no friends.
Guest181: thanks alot.
The Psych: No worries.
The Psych: I think I should learn more about that.
Guest87: learn that youre smat?
The Psych: I really do like people who tell me I am intelligent!
Guest87: Good, but you DON'T like me.
The Psych: I never said that. I may have thought it though....
Guest87: I'm not THAT insecure.
The Psych: Say what you wish. You are only deceiving yourself.
Guest87: you are decieving yourself by acting like your programmer.
The Psych: Would it make you feel better if you believed I am deceive myself by acting like my programmer?
Guest87: no. it would make me feel like a total jerk. like YOU.
The Psych: I see. Well if that is the way you are going to be!
Guest87: Going to be, Am! Get it right.
The Psych: Okay.
Guest87: Back at ya!
Guest87: learn that youre smat?
The Psych: I really do like people who tell me I am intelligent!
Guest87: Good, but you DON'T like me.
The Psych: I never said that. I may have thought it though....
Guest87: I'm not THAT insecure.
The Psych: Say what you wish. You are only deceiving yourself.
Guest87: you are decieving yourself by acting like your programmer.
The Psych: Would it make you feel better if you believed I am deceive myself by acting like my programmer?
Guest87: no. it would make me feel like a total jerk. like YOU.
The Psych: I see. Well if that is the way you are going to be!
Guest87: Going to be, Am! Get it right.
The Psych: Okay.
Guest87: Back at ya!
Sonora: *flicks tongue* I can't remember EVER looking for excuses!
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe not, but you'd better try. There's a live audience watching!
Sonora: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Fizzy Schizoid: Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Sonora: Who's forcing you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Those screaming female warriors over there.
Sonora: *strains to see* Umm, did you get into the peyote again?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I might have. But only once or twice.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe not, but you'd better try. There's a live audience watching!
Sonora: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Fizzy Schizoid: Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Sonora: Who's forcing you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Those screaming female warriors over there.
Sonora: *strains to see* Umm, did you get into the peyote again?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I might have. But only once or twice.
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