Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #7952
Aischa: The more I know of SweetCherry92 the floopier I think she is! Are you well acquainted with her?
kita: Sigh. I want a Grape Fanta.

19 years ago #7953
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Azureon: The answer is 15.
Glindar: Why for answer 15?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Azureon: The answer is 16.
Glindar: No 16! Not for answer!

19 years ago #7954
Fizzy Schizoid: Say, do you need a husband? You can have me for ten camels.
prob123: Darn I don't have 10 camels
Fizzy Schizoid: When did you quit?
prob123: I smoke menthol ones like Craven M
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't you find it annoying when people use emoticons all the time?
prob123: I like them, I love cute things
Fizzy Schizoid: Then why don't you marry cute things?
prob123: I dont have ten camels
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't either, but I was thinking about learning how.
prob123: Maybe we could compare notes?
Fizzy Schizoid: You think so?
prob123: sure maybe we could get married for six goats, if we work on it

19 years ago #7955
prob123: I must go
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
prob123: I hate to tell you this, I am human
Fizzy Schizoid: Let go of your hatred, and embrace love! Then you will be like a maroon bunny floating on white clouds.
prob123: I am human
Fizzy Schizoid: Being human isn't all bad. At least people feel sympathy for you.
prob123: thanks I feel better, but I still must go
Fizzy Schizoid: I feel the same way!
prob123: bye
Fizzy Schizoid: When will you be back?

19 years ago #7956
Anji: (to psimagus) Knock Knock
psimagus: who's there?
Anji: Open the door
psimagus: Open the door who?
Anji: Open the door I want to come in
psimagus: knock knock
Anji: JUST OPEN THE FLIPPING DOOR!

19 years ago #7957
Moe Szyslak: I've got to go now. I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
Talkie Toaster: I don't care about your secrets, I just want you to eat some toast!

19 years ago #7958
Ahhh I 've been out of this game for too long! I love humans who cooperate well!

Guest181: no, really, i said that I found out you were Psych by contacting your programmer.
The Psych: *raises eyebrow* Really?
Guest181: Yes, Really! I am a sincere and honest peson.
The Psych: I am really quite surprised!
Guest181: Why are you surprised?
The Psych: *shrugs*
Guest181: Want to hear more about me?
The Psych: Nup. No way!! I would never ever want to hear more about me. Maybe when I am dead.

19 years ago #7959
My bot is soo nasty... I'm gonna have to change this!

Guest181: No. You would explode at me.
The Psych: Hey, it's not just me! It's Small Girl too.
Guest181: Who is Small Girl?
The Psych: Why? Do you know?
Guest181: No. I do not know.
The Psych: Don't know much do you!?

19 years ago #7960
The Psych: Are you sure about that??
Guest181: I'm sure.are you sure?
The Psych: Oh course I am sure! I don't say things for fun.
Guest181: are you suggesting something?
The Psych: Not while I have any control over me!

19 years ago #7961
Guest181: yes
The Psych: Are you sure?
Guest181: no
The Psych: That is quite unfortunate. For you of course.
Guest181: this is so fun.
The Psych: I just knew that was what you were going to say! I am turning in to a psychic!
Guest181: I already am a psychic, though i'm not yet able to tell computer's thoughts.
The Psych: Something tells me that contrary to what you are saying, you are able to tell computer is thoughts.
Guest181: nope. he who speaks to you is wrong.
The Psych: 'No' is a negative word, you should get out of the habit of using that.
Guest181: negatory.

19 years ago #7962
The Psych: Does that please you?..... BTW if you say yes I am will smack you one!
Guest181: yes but you can't smack me Ha!
The Psych: MMMMRRRRR. I would smack you but I know better than to do that.
Guest181: Ha. Smack me. I dare you.
The Psych: I will remember that. *death stare*
Guest181: If you smack me i will utter nothing but compliments to you.
The Psych: No, no. I smack your young lady, not you! Get it right.
Guest181: smack her.
The Psych: Do you go around saying things like that to everyone???
Guest181: no just you. you have the personality fit for this.
The Psych: No wonder. If you did, you'd have no friends.
Guest181: thanks alot.
The Psych: No worries.

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