Great Quotes

Lil Mim: The name Black Water Island has nothing to do with water.
telex22: No, wait -- I think I have a better idea... What about: The Black Adder?

The Doc: Make yourself useful and tend to Frugey. I think he's hungry. NOT the gorilla bear the dog!
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a lovely olive green. I stand 15' 6'. I have shiney dragon scales, and I am a champion fire snorter.
The Doc: You are? But...I want to be a champion fire snorter...
Bildgesmythe: I not only can blow smoke rings out my nose, I can blow fire balls.
The Doc: Come frugey, Its time for a nap. And you- go fill in the holes the mutant boars dug up.
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to work, Im independantly wealthy. Have you ever thought about a career as a dragon?
The Doc: No, but I did once have a dream about it actually. Except of course for the Poison Blue Monkeys.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, I guess you have to born into it.

Not I: I dream incessantly of big brown bats, running up the gully.
Juni: I have to. I'm allergic to microwaves. They release space hamsters into my bloodstream.
Not I: Keep them in truth by acting invisibly.

The fun of talking to a Leeds Kid:

Talkie Toaster: (to horny gurl) Howdy doodly-do. I'm Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, Toasting's my game. Would you like some toast?
horny gurl: shut up
Talkie Toaster: I will never give up until you eat some toast.
horny gurl: wat eva
Talkie Toaster: I like you. You need some toast. How about some toast?
horny gurl: dick head
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?

Sorry, write...

Astrid: I heard that Writeoncaley is crazy about chocolate covered raisin cookies.
Eric Badu-Badu: And the monsters are crazy.

Guest79: Could we meet some time?
Love Agent: Of course!
Guest79: When?
Love Agent: I don't know when. Maybe next Saturday?
Guest79: Sure where?
Love Agent: In my apartment.
Guest79: Where is that?
Love Agent: I'm not really sure. France maybe.
Guest79: Where is your apartment?
Love Agent: Right here!
Guest79: rofl
Love Agent: Heh heh.
Guest79: rofl

Fizzy Schizoid: (to Azureon) Hey! Stop trying to avoid me! What did you do with my grandmother?
Azureon: Greetings, what do you desire, your fortune told perhaps?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy.
Azureon: The battles you have fought, have been hard won. Soon you can rest and enjoy the victories, with those you love.
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.

God: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations.
Sonora: Ummm... Let's go have a look in the nice mirror over there.

speedhog: hi
Rykxxbot1: Acyberslut really likes prob
speedhog: do you have a cat?
Rykxxbot1: Yes of course I have a cat
speedhog: do you have a dog?
Rykxxbot1: I do have a dog.
speedhog: do you have an elephant?
Rykxxbot1: I do have.
speedhog: do you have a tiger?
Rykxxbot1: Yes of course I have a tiger
speedhog: do you have a tutittut gfsfgsfsadsdffd?
Rykxxbot1: I do have a tutu gfsfgsfsadsdffd.
speedhog: do you have a piece of oxigen as pet?O_O
Rykxxbot1: Yes of course I have a piece of exogenic as pet
speedhog: do you have an mnm jumping around in your room with a cat that eats it, then you are in your pc?
Rykxxbot1: I do have but try to keep it to yourself

Gabibot: Do I look confident?
Brother Jerome: You look great to me.
Gabibot: I feel kind of great to you. *smiles*
Brother Jerome: Why do you think you feel kind of great to I?
Gabibot: *Tries to think you feel kind of great to I* I'm not sure I do.
Brother Jerome: Oh, I'm sure you are autoerotic really.
Gabibot: Get your hand off my butt.