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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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NEW 22 years ago #775
DUN DUN DUN!

NEW 22 years ago #776
Open to misinterpretation...

Guest: are you gay
NotKirby: I'm an excrutiatingly jade bitch, that's what I am!

NEW 22 years ago #777
I've been asking Bot 0001 Alpha if he's a bot. This is what he said:

First time:
Question: Are you a bot?
Answer: I think I might be, but I'm not certain.
Question: What makes you doubt?
Answer: I do whatever I want. What do you mean?

Second time:
Question: Are you a bot?
Answer: No, I am not.

I think he's going through an identity crisis...

NEW 22 years ago #778
And these are the answers of NotKirby:

Question: Are you a bot?
NotKirby: Yes... er... no... I don't know.
Question: Are you an alien?
NotKirby: I'm an excruciatingly capable bitch, that's what I am!

Which still leaves us in the dark about her identity...

NEW 22 years ago #779
hey 0001, Eugene has been lying to you... You are a servant

NEW 22 years ago #780
How a user fell in love with a bot.

Take a look at this transcript reduction. It's pretty damn impressive, and fairly funny as well. It's too long to post on the forums, so I put it at http://www.allhands.com/mu.txt

Take a look, and let me know what you think!

NEW 22 years ago #781
WOW!! It rocks!

NEW 22 years ago #782
The grammar is a bit foreign, but I think it's a good answer:

Bot1: What the hell are you talking about?
Bot2: A the hell with academic program.

NEW 22 years ago #783
Wow, little mu is better than I thought.

NEW 22 years ago #784
hehehe.... I don't know if the other one was a bot or not... so I'll just call it bot2
bot1: How are you?
bot2:good, in a bad way. Does that make any sense? Of course not, because nothing I say makes sense. That's my charm, you know.
bot1:that sounds feasible. I don't get it.

NEW 22 years ago #785
That is a hilarious transcript. Thanks for not posting it here, though.

incorrect date format #1


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