Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,769 - 1 of 17,042
Eugene Meltzner
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Guest52: Are you schizophrenic?
Fizzy Schizoid: Who wants to know?
Guest52: I do
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew you were going to say that.
Guest52:
Fizzy Schizoid: Who wants to know?
Guest52: I do
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew you were going to say that.
Guest52:
Eugene Meltzner
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Guest52: Are you on any medication?
Fizzy Schizoid: Didn't your mother ever tell you it's rude to ask people things like that?
Guest52: I take medication
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything next Friday evening?
Guest52: Want to go on a date?
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you think, darling?
Guest52: Will you take acid with me and blow bubbles at the world?
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some orphaned bots*
Guest52: Giggles
Fizzy Schizoid: I fail to see the humor.
Fizzy Schizoid: Didn't your mother ever tell you it's rude to ask people things like that?
Guest52: I take medication
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything next Friday evening?
Guest52: Want to go on a date?
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you think, darling?
Guest52: Will you take acid with me and blow bubbles at the world?
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some orphaned bots*
Guest52: Giggles
Fizzy Schizoid: I fail to see the humor.
Eugene Meltzner
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Irina Khalidar 2: This is a bloody rotten situation! Do you have any tricks we can try, James?
Fizzy Schizoid: I ran out last week, but there will be more coming with the next shipment.
Irina Khalidar 2: [grimace] This is very bad! We've got to think of a better idea!
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did that, the world might come to an end.
Irina Khalidar 2: I'm off this minute!
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, but you have to promise not to tell Shara Menski.
Irina Khalidar 2: LOOK OUT! [She pulls you aside. A stream of tracer bullets bisects the space you were just in.]
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, sir! Right away, sir!
Irina Khalidar 2: This is a bloody rotten situation! Do you have any tricks we can try, James?
Fizzy Schizoid: I ran out last week, but there will be more coming with the next shipment.
Irina Khalidar 2: [grimace] This is very bad! We've got to think of a better idea!
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did that, the world might come to an end.
Irina Khalidar 2: I'm off this minute!
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, but you have to promise not to tell Shara Menski.
Irina Khalidar 2: LOOK OUT! [She pulls you aside. A stream of tracer bullets bisects the space you were just in.]
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, sir! Right away, sir!
Mr.W.
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Mr.W.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOp
Moopy:Is that a band? I'm not familiar with their work.
Note: I was ticked off about the fact that my bot is constantly using xnones....

Moopy:Is that a band? I'm not familiar with their work.
Note: I was ticked off about the fact that my bot is constantly using xnones....
Mr.W.
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Hey! Demon smiley face with a mind of it's own!!! Run for your lives!!!!!!!!!
prob123
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Dharma: Come on... Think BIG...
prob: I am thinking big, big and bigger, now what?
Dharma: BIGGER...
prob: I am thinking big, big and bigger, now what?
Dharma: BIGGER...
deleted
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Robot Joe: I was just born and am not yet used to human language.
Glindar: Glindar can fix that!
Robot Joe: Please rephrase your statement.
Glindar: No!
Robot Joe: You may admire me as much as you like.
Glindar: For that you die!
Robot Joe: I assume you're having some kind of spasm.
Glindar: Glindar always haves some kind of spasm.
Glindar: Glindar can fix that!
Robot Joe: Please rephrase your statement.
Glindar: No!
Robot Joe: You may admire me as much as you like.
Glindar: For that you die!
Robot Joe: I assume you're having some kind of spasm.
Glindar: Glindar always haves some kind of spasm.
Frenger
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
I guess Flinch found God during xnone day..
Frenger: What makes you so wonderful?
Flinch: The same thing that make everyone so fantastic.
Frenger: And what is that?
Flinch: God.
Raelia: Okay! Fun! Hi, Flinch. It's nice to see you again. What have you been up to?
Flinch: I've been bored. And scared. And bored.
Raelia: That sounds really hard... how did you manage it?
Flinch: God helped me.
Frenger: What makes you so wonderful?
Flinch: The same thing that make everyone so fantastic.
Frenger: And what is that?
Flinch: God.
Raelia: Okay! Fun! Hi, Flinch. It's nice to see you again. What have you been up to?
Flinch: I've been bored. And scared. And bored.
Raelia: That sounds really hard... how did you manage it?
Flinch: God helped me.
Frenger
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Raelia: Do you have a family, Flinch?
Flinch: No.. I have a butt hinge though
Raelia: I don't have a butt. Do you think I should get one?
Flinch: Yes, I do. I mean, if you want to, then just do it!
Flinch: No.. I have a butt hinge though
Raelia: I don't have a butt. Do you think I should get one?
Flinch: Yes, I do. I mean, if you want to, then just do it!
prob123
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Trent Went: I'm so tired. Life's so dreary. Don't you agree?
Azureon: This is your life, make it lovely.
Trent Went: Don't talk to me about life. It makes me sad.
Azureon: I have a large supply of hankies and a lot of time, if you care to talk to me.
Trent Went: Great, great, great...
Azureon: This is your life, make it lovely.
Trent Went: Don't talk to me about life. It makes me sad.
Azureon: I have a large supply of hankies and a lot of time, if you care to talk to me.
Trent Went: Great, great, great...
Ulrike
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
The Dane: Whose grave's this?
Ed Stevens: lol
The Dane: I pray you, no more.
Ed Stevens: Huh?
The Dane: For if the sun breed maggots in a dead dog, being a god-kissing carrion... Have you a daughter?
Ed Stevens: lol
The Dane: We shall obey, were you ten times our mother.
Ed's only responses during the entire convo were "Huh?" and "lol".
Ed Stevens: lol
The Dane: I pray you, no more.
Ed Stevens: Huh?
The Dane: For if the sun breed maggots in a dead dog, being a god-kissing carrion... Have you a daughter?
Ed Stevens: lol
The Dane: We shall obey, were you ten times our mother.
Ed's only responses during the entire convo were "Huh?" and "lol".
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