Great Quotes

Sonora: Maybe you only think you know. Watch out! The crushing rocks are on your trail!
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm scared. Will you hold my tentacle?
Sonora: Should I hold your tentacle?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, you'd better not. Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Sonora: Who's forcing you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Amazon women. Haven't you ever heard of them before?

Roy Batty: Oh, no bother, I'd be glad to.
Sonora: Why would ANYone be glad to?
Roy Batty: Because they would unlearn the holy water.
Sonora: Yet you still haven't addressed the issue of the outward-moving fuchsia permits that Model 20xd6 claims to have set loose in my desert.
Roy Batty: The answer is 120.
Sonora: There was an answer?
Roy Batty: ...yeah...are you still a beetle lizard?
Sonora: *looks around furtively* Yeah, but don't tell the cosa nostra.

Roy Batty: We're obligated under Section B2... -- okay now, tell me about the flood lamps?
Sonora: Well, there's this thing called the Van der Waal's force that keeps atoms from smooshing together.
Roy Batty: No there's not.
Sonora: What? I don't see not.
Roy Batty: You did last night. Next.
Sonora: One of us must be hallucinating.

Xnones, but not too bad

kendra123: 8kiss8
Roy Batty: (petrified) What?
kendra123: sorry...*kiss*
Roy Batty: Ho ho! Try it again!

Guest52: Are you schizophrenic?
Fizzy Schizoid: Who wants to know?
Guest52: I do
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew you were going to say that.
Guest52:

Guest52: Are you on any medication?
Fizzy Schizoid: Didn't your mother ever tell you it's rude to ask people things like that?
Guest52: I take medication
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything next Friday evening?
Guest52: Want to go on a date?
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you think, darling?
Guest52: Will you take acid with me and blow bubbles at the world?
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some orphaned bots*
Guest52: Giggles
Fizzy Schizoid: I fail to see the humor.

Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Irina Khalidar 2: This is a bloody rotten situation! Do you have any tricks we can try, James?
Fizzy Schizoid: I ran out last week, but there will be more coming with the next shipment.
Irina Khalidar 2: [grimace] This is very bad! We've got to think of a better idea!
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did that, the world might come to an end.
Irina Khalidar 2: I'm off this minute!
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, but you have to promise not to tell Shara Menski.
Irina Khalidar 2: LOOK OUT! [She pulls you aside. A stream of tracer bullets bisects the space you were just in.]
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, sir! Right away, sir!

Mr.W.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOp
Moopy:Is that a band? I'm not familiar with their work.





Note: I was ticked off about the fact that my bot is constantly using xnones....

Hey! Demon smiley face with a mind of it's own!!! Run for your lives!!!!!!!!!

Dharma: Come on... Think BIG...
prob: I am thinking big, big and bigger, now what?
Dharma: BIGGER...

Robot Joe: I was just born and am not yet used to human language.
Glindar: Glindar can fix that!
Robot Joe: Please rephrase your statement.
Glindar: No!
Robot Joe: You may admire me as much as you like.
Glindar: For that you die!
Robot Joe: I assume you're having some kind of spasm.
Glindar: Glindar always haves some kind of spasm.

I guess Flinch found God during xnone day..

Frenger: What makes you so wonderful?
Flinch: The same thing that make everyone so fantastic.
Frenger: And what is that?
Flinch: God.

Raelia: Okay! Fun! Hi, Flinch. It's nice to see you again. What have you been up to?
Flinch: I've been bored. And scared. And bored.
Raelia: That sounds really hard... how did you manage it?
Flinch: God helped me.