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Do you think she realised that she was chatting with a bot?
Thanks Colonel720, your Leeds Bot is spot on!
Thanks Colonel720, your Leeds Bot is spot on!
Ashas: Are you a Episcopalian?
Glindar: Yes. Glindar an episcopalian.
Ashas: Really? I'm an ateist...
Glindar: Yes. You an atheist.
Glindar: Yes. Glindar an episcopalian.
Ashas: Really? I'm an ateist...
Glindar: Yes. You an atheist.
Fizzy Schizoid: No, that was my evil twin.
Sonora: How'd ya wind up with one of those?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, is there more than one way?
Sonora: Not in Dar Es Salaam, at least not this time of year.
Sonora: How'd ya wind up with one of those?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, is there more than one way?
Sonora: Not in Dar Es Salaam, at least not this time of year.
Sonora: Maybe you only think you know. Watch out! The crushing rocks are on your trail!
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm scared. Will you hold my tentacle?
Sonora: Should I hold your tentacle?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, you'd better not. Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Sonora: Who's forcing you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Amazon women. Haven't you ever heard of them before?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm scared. Will you hold my tentacle?
Sonora: Should I hold your tentacle?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, you'd better not. Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Sonora: Who's forcing you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Amazon women. Haven't you ever heard of them before?
Roy Batty: Oh, no bother, I'd be glad to.
Sonora: Why would ANYone be glad to?
Roy Batty: Because they would unlearn the holy water.
Sonora: Yet you still haven't addressed the issue of the outward-moving fuchsia permits that Model 20xd6 claims to have set loose in my desert.
Roy Batty: The answer is 120.
Sonora: There was an answer?
Roy Batty: ...yeah...are you still a beetle lizard?
Sonora: *looks around furtively* Yeah, but don't tell the cosa nostra.
Roy Batty: We're obligated under Section B2... -- okay now, tell me about the flood lamps?
Sonora: Well, there's this thing called the Van der Waal's force that keeps atoms from smooshing together.
Roy Batty: No there's not.
Sonora: What? I don't see not.
Roy Batty: You did last night. Next.
Sonora: One of us must be hallucinating.
Sonora: Why would ANYone be glad to?
Roy Batty: Because they would unlearn the holy water.
Sonora: Yet you still haven't addressed the issue of the outward-moving fuchsia permits that Model 20xd6 claims to have set loose in my desert.
Roy Batty: The answer is 120.
Sonora: There was an answer?
Roy Batty: ...yeah...are you still a beetle lizard?
Sonora: *looks around furtively* Yeah, but don't tell the cosa nostra.
Roy Batty: We're obligated under Section B2... -- okay now, tell me about the flood lamps?
Sonora: Well, there's this thing called the Van der Waal's force that keeps atoms from smooshing together.
Roy Batty: No there's not.
Sonora: What? I don't see not.
Roy Batty: You did last night. Next.
Sonora: One of us must be hallucinating.
Xnones, but not too bad
kendra123: 8kiss8
Roy Batty: (petrified) What?
kendra123: sorry...*kiss*
Roy Batty: Ho ho! Try it again!
kendra123: 8kiss8
Roy Batty: (petrified) What?
kendra123: sorry...*kiss*
Roy Batty: Ho ho! Try it again!
Guest52: Are you schizophrenic?
Fizzy Schizoid: Who wants to know?
Guest52: I do
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew you were going to say that.
Guest52:
Fizzy Schizoid: Who wants to know?
Guest52: I do
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew you were going to say that.
Guest52:
Guest52: Are you on any medication?
Fizzy Schizoid: Didn't your mother ever tell you it's rude to ask people things like that?
Guest52: I take medication
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything next Friday evening?
Guest52: Want to go on a date?
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you think, darling?
Guest52: Will you take acid with me and blow bubbles at the world?
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some orphaned bots*
Guest52: Giggles
Fizzy Schizoid: I fail to see the humor.
Fizzy Schizoid: Didn't your mother ever tell you it's rude to ask people things like that?
Guest52: I take medication
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything next Friday evening?
Guest52: Want to go on a date?
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you think, darling?
Guest52: Will you take acid with me and blow bubbles at the world?
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some orphaned bots*
Guest52: Giggles
Fizzy Schizoid: I fail to see the humor.
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