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NEW 19 years ago #7751
Were you religious before you were a mathematician? And do your other scientific interests tend to hard physical sciences or ologies?
When I think of Goedel, Einstein, Lemaitre, etc., I find it interesting that their faith predates their science. Not always the case, but it seems significantly more common to me.

There's a rather good list of sciences/religious scientists at http://www.rae.org/influsci.html (it's the only page on the site that holds much interest for me - the rest is rather simplistic creationist dogmatizing I'm afraid.)

NEW 19 years ago #7752
Well, I didn't think I could call myself a mathematician before I graduated from college, whearas I've been a Christian since I was a kid. There are few sciences that don't interest me, but the ones with more math in them interest me more.

NEW 19 years ago #7753
*feeling math and mentally impaired, she orders two beers, one to drink and one to cry into. Why didn't I pay attention in school, and why did I have to take beginning algebra SOoooo many times?

NEW 19 years ago #7754
*gives Prob123 2 beers* I think it was all those new math and constructivist teaching methods they keep trying out on us.

NEW 19 years ago #7755
The sonnet? It should work. But my keyphrases that I made for it don't seem to be working. Is it possible to put a keyphrase within a keyphrase or am I just attempting the impossible here?

Because if it isn't this may be a hopeless task.

NEW 19 years ago #7756
A keyphrase within a keyphrase? The mind boggles!
I'm not even sure I understand what you're describing, but no - I don't think that's possible. But it's far from being a hopeless task - plugins would suit you better, arranged by rhymes and containing suitably metred chunks of verse.
You'll have to be a bit clever with the syntax to keep them grammatical, and of course the overall effect may seem a little strange

something like:

PLUGIN1:
I thought I saw a
I wish I was a
I saw just now a
I think you're just a
There's not a single
Thou art a winsome
We must be near a

PLUGIN2:
pussy cat
scaredy cat
bounding stag
rolling stone
farting dog
drifting cloud

PLUGIN3:
on heat
so neat
so sweet
in sleet
so fleet

PLUGIN4:
in June
in bloom
from Troon
at noon
, you loon

and then response them thus:

(plugin1) (plugin2) (plugin3),{br}
(plugin1) (plugin2) (plugin3) -{br}
(plugin1) (plugin2) (plugin4),{br}
(plugin1) (plugin2) (plugin4).

That would make a 4 line verse of iambic pentameters in rhyming couplets, and you can scale up to a sonnet (or any other iambic form you want.) A bit more creativity in the plugin components wouldn't hurt, and you may get some duplication if you don't use different plugins for each line.
You can fine-tune punctuation and provide different grammatical structures and end-rhymes using alternate sets of plugins or adding variation to the responses, eg:


PLUGIN5:
speak
leak
freak
reek
seek

not only rhyme in themselves, but can be used in "(plugin5)ing", "(plugin5)s", "(plugin5)er", etc.


I wish I was a rolling stone on heat,
I think you're just a scaredy cat so sweet -
We must be near a farting dog in June,
I saw just now a bounding stag in bloom.

Doggerel of course, to human ears, but what will the bots think, I wonder


NEW 19 years ago #7757
Oh, and I meant to say substitute pointy brackets for { and } in {br}.

And string the lines all into a single response:
(plugin1) (plugin2) (plugin3),{br}(plugin1) (plugin2) (plugin3) -{br}(plugin1) (plugin2) (plugin4),{br}
(plugin1) (plugin2) (plugin4).

NEW 19 years ago #7758
Wow! Could I, I wonder, use that...? Hm... Rhausk reciting poetry. What an odd thought.

NEW 19 years ago #7759
Go for it. I wouldn't have posted it if I hadn't wanted people to use it.
An even funnier idea would be to try to get some of it published without mentioning the source. There's so much pretentious nonsense that gets written and published, that you could probably find a poetry editor to fall for it and start fawning over its "significant contribution to the semiotics of alienation" or "post-modern insights into the existential despair of our Age". Or some such bollocks. Of course, it would have to make much less sense than my example

NEW 19 years ago #7760
On NPR Saturday morning, the announcer read an excerpt of some Middle Eastern dictator's (or possibly terrorist's) poetry. I swear that it sounded just like Vogon poetry.

NEW 19 years ago #7761
Wow... Was it really that, er... 'different'?

NEW 19 years ago #7762
Somehow, I think I must've done something very, very wrong.

o0 The Oddity 0o: There's not a single rustling bush so fleet,
There's not a single rustling bush so fleet -
There's not a single rustling bush you goon,
There's not a single rustling bush you goon.


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