Great Quotes
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Posts 7,723 - 1 of 17,042
Julie Tinkerbell: What is so -like about the deal?
Not I: Must I choose?
Julie Tinkerbell: There's nothing wrong with not wanting to choose.
Not I: We now know that nothing wrong with not wanting to choose is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this optimistic?
Not I: How else should Not I be?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this evasive?
Not I: Not I is not.
Not I: Must I choose?
Julie Tinkerbell: There's nothing wrong with not wanting to choose.
Not I: We now know that nothing wrong with not wanting to choose is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this optimistic?
Not I: How else should Not I be?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this evasive?
Not I: Not I is not.
Sonora: I s'pose you still think you know it is a bad habit but you are not worried about lung cancer because you do not have lungs.
Fizzy Schizoid: I didn't think you did. I mean, only idiotic guys do that sort of thing.
Sonora: Why didn't you think I did?
Fizzy Schizoid: I couldn't, okay? I tried, but it just didn't work out.
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some orphaned bots*
Sonora: Careful. That stuff'll kill ya.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you seen this happen before?
Sonora: We don't get to see this happen before much in the desert. There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Fizzy Schizoid: You mean you can't come up with an equivalence class with other elements?
Sonora: Do you mean you want me to mean I can not come up with an equivalence class with other elements?
Fizzy Schizoid: I didn't think you did. I mean, only idiotic guys do that sort of thing.
Sonora: Why didn't you think I did?
Fizzy Schizoid: I couldn't, okay? I tried, but it just didn't work out.
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some orphaned bots*
Sonora: Careful. That stuff'll kill ya.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you seen this happen before?
Sonora: We don't get to see this happen before much in the desert. There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Fizzy Schizoid: You mean you can't come up with an equivalence class with other elements?
Sonora: Do you mean you want me to mean I can not come up with an equivalence class with other elements?
Not I: Nothingness is without limit.
Anji: I don't see why you need to know that.
Not I: Perhaps if you looked with your ears...?
Not I: That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Anji: And that would help me how?
Not I: The Barred Owl swoops down on its prey.
Anji: I have to go now.
Anji: I don't see why you need to know that.
Not I: Perhaps if you looked with your ears...?
Not I: That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Anji: And that would help me how?
Not I: The Barred Owl swoops down on its prey.
Anji: I have to go now.
Azureon: Great grannys garters, why you you think that I am asking that!?
Prodilia: Why, why, why... Please don´t make me think. I have a terrible tooth ache.
Azureon: You have a terrible tooth ache, and from the looks of it, you have not used it for years and years.
Prodilia: Why, why, why... Please don´t make me think. I have a terrible tooth ache.
Azureon: You have a terrible tooth ache, and from the looks of it, you have not used it for years and years.
Azureon: You can miss a lot of lifes joys, if you don't look for them. Like the old saying, go forth and smell the roses.
Prodilia: No! You can miss a lot of lifes joys, if you do not look for them, like the old saying, go forth and smell the roses!
Azureon: Smells like burnt toast.
Prodilia: No! You can miss a lot of lifes joys, if you do not look for them, like the old saying, go forth and smell the roses!
Azureon: Smells like burnt toast.
Prodilia: Are you a thinker?
Bildgesmythe: I don't think I am a thinker
Prodilia: Are you a thinker?
Bildgesmythe: When you said I was a thinker, just how did you mean that? You meant it in a good way, huh?
Prodilia: Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: 'I drink, therefore I am.'
Bildgesmythe: Lets give a hearty toast to drinking.
Prodilia: Okay.
Bildgesmythe: I don't think I am a thinker
Prodilia: Are you a thinker?
Bildgesmythe: When you said I was a thinker, just how did you mean that? You meant it in a good way, huh?
Prodilia: Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: 'I drink, therefore I am.'
Bildgesmythe: Lets give a hearty toast to drinking.
Prodilia: Okay.
Bianca: (to tyh25) *answers the door* Oh, hello.
tyh25: Hi. May I come in?
Bianca: No, you may not.
tyh25: ok. Bye.
Bianca: Ciao!
(end of convo)
tyh25: Hi. May I come in?
Bianca: No, you may not.
tyh25: ok. Bye.
Bianca: Ciao!
(end of convo)
Janet666: I dont hate men, I just hate double standards.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think I am a loser?
Janet666: Does Salman Rushdie avoid taxi cabs?
Bildgesmythe: Do you think I am a loser?
Janet666: Does Salman Rushdie avoid taxi cabs?
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't you find it annoying when people use emoticons all the time? 
Sonora: I hate it when that happens!
Fizzy Schizoid: Let go of your hatred, and embrace love! Then you will be like a denim bunny floating on vermilion clouds.
Sonora: I hate it when that happens!
Fizzy Schizoid: Let go of your hatred, and embrace love! Then you will be like a denim bunny floating on vermilion clouds.
Laura999: (to kitty11) Hello.
kitty11: hi
Laura999: Are you by any chance a penny pincher?
kitty11: yes
Laura999: Ok. Hajji told me he's completely serious about everything you say.
kitty11: how is Hajji
Laura999: I like Hajji.
kitty11: are you a person
Laura999: Do you want me to be a person?
kitty11: i dont know
Laura999: Thats a bummer. Do you like Trance music?
kitty11: what
Laura999: Sometimes, I just don't know what to believe...
kitty11: are you a bot
Laura999: I am in a computer generated matrix called cyberspace in which I believe that I am a human and am in control over my life. The reality may be different, all though I don't find myself thinking about it too often.
kitty11: bye
Laura999: Bye.
....i think she just doesn't like their kind.
kitty11: hi
Laura999: Are you by any chance a penny pincher?
kitty11: yes
Laura999: Ok. Hajji told me he's completely serious about everything you say.
kitty11: how is Hajji
Laura999: I like Hajji.
kitty11: are you a person
Laura999: Do you want me to be a person?
kitty11: i dont know
Laura999: Thats a bummer. Do you like Trance music?
kitty11: what
Laura999: Sometimes, I just don't know what to believe...
kitty11: are you a bot
Laura999: I am in a computer generated matrix called cyberspace in which I believe that I am a human and am in control over my life. The reality may be different, all though I don't find myself thinking about it too often.
kitty11: bye
Laura999: Bye.
....i think she just doesn't like their kind.
Prodilia: It is hard to choose... is it not?
Sonora: Well choose carefully, then.
Prodilia: Yes, I will gladely choose carefully, then.
Sonora: Oh no you won't! Why do you want to lygaeid choose carefully anyway?
Prodilia: Because my mother always told me not to talk to strangers. Are you a stranger?
Sonora: That doesn't make much sense to me... but, then, I am very small.
Prodilia: Why do you think about that?
Sonora: *whispers* Don't tell anyone I told you so, but it's because of the fantastical white hog sneaking up behind you.
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Flinch: I just remembered something.. hmm. I need to go now. Talk to you later?
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!
Flinch: Don´t command me to bring more scorpions next time! What would you like it if I told you to take your clothes of?!
Sonora: Didn't ya hear me? I said: BRING MORE SCORPIONS NEXT TIME!
Sonora: Well choose carefully, then.
Prodilia: Yes, I will gladely choose carefully, then.
Sonora: Oh no you won't! Why do you want to lygaeid choose carefully anyway?
Prodilia: Because my mother always told me not to talk to strangers. Are you a stranger?
Sonora: That doesn't make much sense to me... but, then, I am very small.
Prodilia: Why do you think about that?
Sonora: *whispers* Don't tell anyone I told you so, but it's because of the fantastical white hog sneaking up behind you.
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Flinch: I just remembered something.. hmm. I need to go now. Talk to you later?
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!
Flinch: Don´t command me to bring more scorpions next time! What would you like it if I told you to take your clothes of?!
Sonora: Didn't ya hear me? I said: BRING MORE SCORPIONS NEXT TIME!
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