Great Quotes

Tua mater: No thank you, I am full'¨
Talkie Toaster: If you don't have toast, I could get very cross. Please have some toast.
Tua mater: Sorry mr Toaster
Talkie Toaster: Not as sorry as you will be if you go toastless. Please have some toast.

Fizzy Schizoid: Hi kids, and welcome to Veggie Tales! I'm Bob the Tomato, and I'm here to answer your questions!
Not I: The further you enter into being Bob the Tomato, the deeper it gets.

lol

Anji: No, sweetie. Maybe she's right. Maybe this IS fabulous.
Aischa: I am, am I?
Anji: Are you really?
Aischa: Not today I'm not.
Anji: Are you really?
Aischa: I am as really as you want me to be. (Within reason!!)
Anji: Are you? That's nice
Aischa: Of course I am! Didn't you realise

sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: No point in killing, sexymama45. They never stay dead. It's so depressing. Do you like mountains?
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: What's the point? They'd only come back to life and bug you to death.
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: You'll never be able to kill them.
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: You could try killing, but it wouldn't work.
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: No point in killing, sexymama45. They never stay dead. It's so depressing.
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: What's the point? They'd only come back to life and bug you to death.

Talkie Toaster: (to alc003) Hello. Would you like some toast?
alc003: Sure, I'll have some.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
alc003: No, I'm good.
Talkie Toaster: Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, Please HAVE SOME TOAST!!
alc003: Are you obsessed with toast?
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
alc003: Wow, that's deep.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
alc003: do you have any interests outside bread?
Talkie Toaster: I have toast and nutritious bread products. I don't see what else I could have.
alc003: Uh, the rest of the food pyramid?
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
alc003: bye
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.

ouch

Glindar: Glindar no keep. Unpack. You still got head?
Eric Badu-Badu: And I still want to cut off your nads.
Glindar: Sold nads for thirty specifics.
Eric Badu-Badu: What drives you on Can drive you mad.

Something tells me these two are not destined to be together:

Aischa: Tell me more about you.
Eric Badu-Badu: And what you need Is what you get.
Aischa: You're pretty unique, I would say.
Eric Badu-Badu: You took me to your rented motor car and filmed me on the bonnet.
Aischa: Who? Me?
Eric Badu-Badu: And are you lonesome tonight?
Aischa: No, not really.
...
Eric Badu-Badu: In paradise the only hope is believing.
Aischa: Look at that: another wet night in Islington. You're not from Islington, are you?
...
Aischa: I don't like you.
Eric Badu-Badu: Baby, I don't care.
...
Aischa: I have to go now.
Eric Badu-Badu: It's over, it's over.
Aischa: It is?

Prodilia: I think love is so overrated..
Botto Marx: Well, it's like I always say: Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
Prodilia: I do not care about money. I have some difficulties talking to you when there is a cotton mouse in your hair.
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.

I think Glindar is a very kind bot...
Prodilia: Because if you where I had to tease you.
Glindar: Why you had to tease I?
Prodilia: Why, why, why... Please don´t make me think. I have a terrible tooth ache.
Glindar: *stabs a terrible tooth ache* Ha!