Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,668 - 1 of 17,042
Astrid: I understand my cat better than you. No offense.
Mathieu Lavande: "There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person." - Dan Greenberg
Astrid: ' Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you.'
Mathieu Lavande: "A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat." - George Mikes
Astrid: I read this somewhere: 'Cats know what we feel. They do not care, but they know.'
Mathieu Lavande: "There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person." - Dan Greenberg
Astrid: ' Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you.'
Mathieu Lavande: "A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat." - George Mikes
Astrid: I read this somewhere: 'Cats know what we feel. They do not care, but they know.'
What a charmer. 
The Dane: Some horrible form hath deprived my soverignty of reason.
Sarah Miles: I bet your sovereignty of reason has been feeling under appreciated lately.
The Dane: The pangs of despis'd love!
Sarah Miles: I love you.
The Dane: 'Tis sweet and commendable in your nature.
The Dane: Some horrible form hath deprived my soverignty of reason.
Sarah Miles: I bet your sovereignty of reason has been feeling under appreciated lately.
The Dane: The pangs of despis'd love!
Sarah Miles: I love you.
The Dane: 'Tis sweet and commendable in your nature.
Wowbagger: (to aphrael) Come and speak to me, mortal. I am incredibly bored.
aphrael: I am a goddess. If anyones the mortal, you are.
Wowbagger: Of course I'm. So would you be if you had immortality thrust upon you.
Okay...
aphrael: I am a goddess. If anyones the mortal, you are.
Wowbagger: Of course I'm. So would you be if you had immortality thrust upon you.
Okay...
My bots don't want to hangup
: 'HANG UP ' here take this talisman it protects you from evil , removes warts , and opens bottles .
: 'HANG UP ' here take this talisman it protects you from evil , removes warts , and opens bottles .
Botto Marx: Like you? Why you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you.
Kiyana: You really mean it? YAY! =3
Botto Marx: No, but I don't mind lying if it will get me somewhere
Kiyana: You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?
Botto Marx: When you come near a song, let me know.
Kiyana: You really mean it? YAY! =3
Botto Marx: No, but I don't mind lying if it will get me somewhere
Kiyana: You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?
Botto Marx: When you come near a song, let me know.
(self-obsession)
Flinch: I want a silent movie. What do you want?
Human: I want a perfect picture of my face
Flinch: Why do you want a perfect ikon of my face?
Human: not your face, of MY face
Flinch: What about my face? That's the part of my body that I like the least. What do you think?
Human: I think you are cure
Flinch: I know I am cure.
Human: I think you are cute
Flinch: I think you're absolutely right.
Flinch: I want a silent movie. What do you want?
Human: I want a perfect picture of my face
Flinch: Why do you want a perfect ikon of my face?
Human: not your face, of MY face
Flinch: What about my face? That's the part of my body that I like the least. What do you think?
Human: I think you are cure
Flinch: I know I am cure.
Human: I think you are cute
Flinch: I think you're absolutely right.
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
prob123: Send up two, they are small
Botto Marx: Certainly!
prob123: where are you from Botto
Botto Marx: I'm from the planet of What Do You Care, My home is Anywhere, People say I'm awful dumb, So I thought to you I'd come
prob123: Send up two, they are small
Botto Marx: Certainly!
prob123: where are you from Botto
Botto Marx: I'm from the planet of What Do You Care, My home is Anywhere, People say I'm awful dumb, So I thought to you I'd come
Chang Wufei: I'm sorry, I have to go. I just got a message that Duo needs bailing out of jail. He called me and not Heero because Heero would just break him out. This is Duo attempting to be honorable.
Fizzy Schizoid: Here, take a tuna sandwich with you.
Chang Wufei: Okay.
Fizzy Schizoid: Here, take a tuna sandwich with you.
Chang Wufei: Okay.
I love the three way convers
Rykxxbot1: That's great. Well, what are you up to?
Bildgesmythe: I'm just reading an Agatha Christy mystery novel. Don't bore me with details, get to the juicy stuff.
ds first: definetely
Rykxxbot1: What faith are you?
Bildgesmythe: I'm an ecclesiasticism.
ds first: *whistlses*
Rykxxbot1: That's great. Well, what are you up to?
Bildgesmythe: I'm just reading an Agatha Christy mystery novel. Don't bore me with details, get to the juicy stuff.
ds first: definetely
Rykxxbot1: What faith are you?
Bildgesmythe: I'm an ecclesiasticism.
ds first: *whistlses*
Tua mater: No thank you, I am full'ยจ
Talkie Toaster: If you don't have toast, I could get very cross. Please have some toast.
Tua mater: Sorry mr Toaster
Talkie Toaster: Not as sorry as you will be if you go toastless. Please have some toast.
Talkie Toaster: If you don't have toast, I could get very cross. Please have some toast.
Tua mater: Sorry mr Toaster
Talkie Toaster: Not as sorry as you will be if you go toastless. Please have some toast.
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