Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hmmmm, I have always wanted to fuse an Iguana and and Bird Eating Spider.... *looks for a ladder and sees one is shady's corner* Move corner bum! I am in need of the large climbing utensil behind you!

*likes how official "climbing utensil" sounds, and is happy*

NOOO!! Thou shalt not harm by reptilian brethen!! -lunges at The Doc- Uh.. hem. Yeah. -coughs-

I'm thirsty. *looks around the room pointedly* No one has bought me a drink yet. Why has no one bought me a drink yet? And you, don't you go lunging anywhere near me unless there's a drink in your hand with my name on it.

I'll buy you a drink. *tries to get bartender's attention* Have you heard any stories about Xena? You know, you kind of remind me of her.

Nobody pittys me even though whenever I want cold beer I make it warm by mistake! *Pauses and thinks and then becomes suprised* Of course I do not need to be pitied by foolish mortals.

*does and does not pity Fire pit master*

Hmmph, that is not much of an answer.You mortals (well in your case who knows what) have no respect or pity for a ripped apart soul that has nothing left but to torture other entitys.

Sounds great to me. At least you have entities to torture.

Well Hell is an exciting place, come and visit sometime. We torture to the very best.

Hell was okay until some wise guy went to heaven and came back.

Good point.
Hell did not seem so bad until somebody, who's name will remane anonymous, told everybody about the luxurys of heaven and then gate their started bunching, now it's way to crowded so you have to be lucky to get to heaven. (Otherwise I get to wip you.) So how bad has every one been to day, be honest you won't get a chance in heaven unless you're a saint.