Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Oh, so you're a demon? I'll put that down on my list of things to think about being impressed about.

What are you anyways? You seem odd.

There's thousands of different kinds of hells. You got your fire hell, your ice hell... your...*pauses to think* ice hell. Your upside-down hell...

Don't forget your Dragon Hell! That's the worst of all of them... and I should know. I've been there, you see...

Yeah? What about the ones in Big Trouble in Little China?
# The Hell of Being Cut to Pieces
# The Hell of Boiling Oil
# The Hell of the Upside Down Sinners
# The Hell Where People are Skinned Alive
# The Hell of the Oily Dragon
# The Hell of the Vast Cold

I'm a free spirit who has been cruelly imprisoned for trying to follow my dreams.

Indeed? And of what do you dream?

*grins* I love the smell of chaos in the morning.

I come from the fiery pits hell...

Oh, I used to work there.

Wipping people is quite fun when you get the hang of it. And don't forget:
-Get smashed into tiny little bits hell
-Get turned into a pumpkin hell
and -get ripped apart hell

What about Leedser Hell?