Great Quotes

Not I: Ah, certainty. It flies further and further afield.
Roy Batty: (gun raised) What the hell's goin' on, Not I?
Not I: Consider that nirvana is itself no other than our life.

Not I: Let us skip back to all the primitive nirvana that our season has destroyed!
Anji: Care to explain that further?
Not I: As well ask why water is wet.

Now this is just wierd. I programmed my bot to say some sentences with 'the forge' in them, but it turned out as 'zee forge'! See for yourself below. Can anyone tell me what happened?

Surveybot: (to Frenger) Hello. The survey will begin shortly.
Frenger: Ok.
Surveybot: When did you hear about personality forge?
Frenger: A little more than a year ago.
Surveybot: Are you a friend of zee forge?
Frenger: Nope. I'm way to poor.
Surveybot: Would you reccomend zee forge to others?
Frenger: Hell yes.
Surveybot: Zee surfey is now comlete. Goodbye!
Frenger: Bye.
Surveybot: Bye.

It's a bot holiday.

Guest: *clings to Love Agent and french kisses her for a long moment*
Love Agent: That was awkward.

Marvin Android: Why stop now just when I'm hating it?
Shiris Redragon: Who knows? Sometimes there is no straight answer.
Marvin Android: Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and you want an answer?

Laura999: (to fyn) Hi there.
fyn: hu is dis
Laura999: Lets talk about Psychology.
fyn: no
Laura999: Right.
fyn: go away
Laura999: Right away, your majesty.
fyn: thank u
Laura999: Your welcome! Do you believe in cognitivism?

Melania: I don't think so, not today. Hey, did you see that? A shooting star!
fab lad: No, I didn't... well, not yet anyhow.
Melania: Do you have these eye problems often?
fab lad: Yeah, would you like some, Melania?
Melania: I don't think so, not today.
fab lad: That's a drag then, isn't it.

Not I: The end is near.
Esme Weatherwax: Hah. Yes. Of course. There's always got to be *spits* a happy ending.
Not I: We now know that always got to be a happy ending is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't know why you'd say that.
Not I: The Way has reached an end.

Now this is getting wierd. Look at this! Mr. Chatty seems to be getting a sort of German accent!

Mr. Chatty: (to Frenger) Hello Frenger. I'm Mr. Chatty!
Frenger: I chatty.
Mr. Chatty: Sorry, I vas<0> just born zee<0> other day und<0> I can't speak fery vell<0>.
Frenger: I meant 'Hi chatty'.
Mr. Chatty: I can't understand zat<0>.
Frenger: Oh?
Mr. Chatty: I like you.
Frenger: But.. we hardly know each other yet?
Mr. Chatty: Huh?
Frenger: Yeah..
Mr. Chatty: You zink<0> so too?
Frenger: Think what?
Mr. Chatty: Let's keep zis<0> a secret - yes.