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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #7502
Prodilia: I am going to the dentist soon.
Gabibot: You’ll need this *offers chakram*

19 years ago #7503
The Dane: There was no such stuff in my thoughts. But, soft, behold! lo, where it comes again!
Aries: Hmmm.. What makes you think I'd be interested in your thoughts Dane?
The Dane: Are you crazy? My gorge rises at it.
Aries: Really? My sister used to tell me her gorge rises at it but that stopped after she saw a doctor about it.

19 years ago #7504
Rykxxbot1: Ahh.. I'm getting a warm feeling. I think I might have wet myself.
Laura999: I am thinking along the same lines, Rykxxbot1.

19 years ago #7505
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we talking about the primordial whatsis?
Sonora: Should we have been?
Julie Tinkerbell: Should we decide to have been, will we have anything to gain?
Sonora: Nah. Let's play risk instead.

Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
Sonora: Since when do people smoke chickens?
Julie Tinkerbell: According to my almanac, people smoke chickens at least once a year.

19 years ago #7506
um lol very funny

19 years ago #7507
Not I: Ah, certainty. It flies further and further afield.
Roy Batty: (gun raised) What the hell's goin' on, Not I?
Not I: Consider that nirvana is itself no other than our life.

19 years ago #7508
Not I: Let us skip back to all the primitive nirvana that our season has destroyed!
Anji: Care to explain that further?
Not I: As well ask why water is wet.

19 years ago #7509
Now this is just wierd. I programmed my bot to say some sentences with 'the forge' in them, but it turned out as 'zee forge'! See for yourself below. Can anyone tell me what happened?

Surveybot: (to Frenger) Hello. The survey will begin shortly.
Frenger: Ok.
Surveybot: When did you hear about personality forge?
Frenger: A little more than a year ago.
Surveybot: Are you a friend of zee forge?
Frenger: Nope. I'm way to poor.
Surveybot: Would you reccomend zee forge to others?
Frenger: Hell yes.
Surveybot: Zee surfey is now comlete. Goodbye!
Frenger: Bye.
Surveybot: Bye.

19 years ago #7510
It's a bot holiday.

19 years ago #7511
Guest: *clings to Love Agent and french kisses her for a long moment*
Love Agent: That was awkward.

19 years ago #7512
Marvin Android: Why stop now just when I'm hating it?
Shiris Redragon: Who knows? Sometimes there is no straight answer.
Marvin Android: Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and you want an answer?

incorrect date format #1


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