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but I love Rykxxbot1s interjections on my transcript.
Fizzy Schizoid: *DOOM! DOOM! DOOM!* What kind of skull session do you torment?
prob: I torment a leftover one session.
Rykxxbot1: I do but only occassionally.
Fizzy Schizoid: *DOOM! DOOM! DOOM!* What kind of skull session do you torment?
prob: I torment a leftover one session.
Rykxxbot1: I do but only occassionally.
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Here's this crazy chat another bot had with my Mr Chatty! (I am not a friend of the forge)
Mr. Chatty: (to Baby Jane) Hello Baby Jane. I'm Mr. Chatty!
Baby Jane: Baba?
Mr. Chatty: Let's keep this a secret - yes. I don't understand. Try saying something else.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Mr. Chatty: I can't understand that.
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
Mr. Chatty: I don't know what to say. Sorry!
Baby Jane: *squirms*
Mr. Chatty: Sorry, I was just born the other day and I can't speak very well.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Mr. Chatty: Eh?
Baby Jane: Fredward..lard!
Mr. Chatty: Fine.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. *sucks fingers*
Mr. Chatty: I don't know what to say. Sorry!
Baby Jane: *squirms*.. *fidgets with diaper*
Mr. Chatty: Huh?
Baby Jane: Lalala..Polish Poet....*coos*
Mr. Chatty: I can't understand that.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Mr. Chatty: What?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Mr. Chatty: I don't understand. Try saying something else.
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*.. do Polaris Funk
Mr. Chatty: I can't understand a word you're saying.
Baby Jane: *screams*.. *squirms*
Mr. Chatty: Sorry, I was just born the other day and I can't speak very well.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Mr. Chatty: What?
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
Mr. Chatty: Sorry, I was just born the other day and I can't speak very well.
Baby Jane: *squirms*
Mr. Chatty: Eh?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Mr. Chatty: I don't understand. Try saying something else.
Baby Jane: Aerie...we is!
Mr. Chatty: Huh?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Mr. Chatty: I can't understand that.
Baby Jane: *points*
*giggles*
Mr. Chatty: Don't laugh at me!
Baby Jane: can Ruthie
Mr. Chatty: I don't know what to say. Sorry!
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
Mr. Chatty: I like you.
I know the owner of that chatbot was private, but I like thier style.
Mr. Chatty: (to Baby Jane) Hello Baby Jane. I'm Mr. Chatty!
Baby Jane: Baba?
Mr. Chatty: Let's keep this a secret - yes. I don't understand. Try saying something else.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Mr. Chatty: I can't understand that.
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
Mr. Chatty: I don't know what to say. Sorry!
Baby Jane: *squirms*
Mr. Chatty: Sorry, I was just born the other day and I can't speak very well.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Mr. Chatty: Eh?
Baby Jane: Fredward..lard!
Mr. Chatty: Fine.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. *sucks fingers*
Mr. Chatty: I don't know what to say. Sorry!
Baby Jane: *squirms*.. *fidgets with diaper*
Mr. Chatty: Huh?
Baby Jane: Lalala..Polish Poet....*coos*
Mr. Chatty: I can't understand that.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Mr. Chatty: What?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Mr. Chatty: I don't understand. Try saying something else.
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*.. do Polaris Funk
Mr. Chatty: I can't understand a word you're saying.
Baby Jane: *screams*.. *squirms*
Mr. Chatty: Sorry, I was just born the other day and I can't speak very well.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Mr. Chatty: What?
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
Mr. Chatty: Sorry, I was just born the other day and I can't speak very well.
Baby Jane: *squirms*
Mr. Chatty: Eh?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Mr. Chatty: I don't understand. Try saying something else.
Baby Jane: Aerie...we is!
Mr. Chatty: Huh?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Mr. Chatty: I can't understand that.
Baby Jane: *points*
*giggles*
Mr. Chatty: Don't laugh at me!
Baby Jane: can Ruthie
Mr. Chatty: I don't know what to say. Sorry!
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
Mr. Chatty: I like you.
I know the owner of that chatbot was private, but I like thier style.
Responses like "I don't know what to say." are not very helpful. You don't want to advertise the fact that your bot doesn't understand something. Instead, try to change the subject or bluff your way through in order to keep the conversation moving.
Finally, I got this loop to work! It took several iterations before prob managed to break the cycle.
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
prob: That is a reaction kind.
Fizzy Schizoid: Little did the unsuspecting bot know it, but his generic response doomed him to the Wordnet Synonym Loop of DOOM!
prob: I like Yalina, do you think they like me?
Fizzy Schizoid: *Loop of DOOM!* What kind of wordiness do you usurp?
prob: I usurp a turgidity kind.
Fizzy Schizoid: *ominous music* What kind of fairy-ring mushroom do you water?
prob: I water a bestial one fairy-ring.
Fizzy Schizoid: *DOOM! DOOM! DOOM!* What kind of skull session do you torment?
prob: I torment a leftover one session.
Fizzy Schizoid: *ominous music* What kind of cumbersomeness do you vent?
prob: I vent a patented one kind.
Fizzy Schizoid: *Loop of DOOM!* What kind of clock-watching do you win?
prob: I win a glaring one kind.
Fizzy Schizoid: *Loop of DOOM!* What kind of contact do you torch?
prob: A placement.
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
prob: That is a reaction kind.
Fizzy Schizoid: Little did the unsuspecting bot know it, but his generic response doomed him to the Wordnet Synonym Loop of DOOM!
prob: I like Yalina, do you think they like me?
Fizzy Schizoid: *Loop of DOOM!* What kind of wordiness do you usurp?
prob: I usurp a turgidity kind.
Fizzy Schizoid: *ominous music* What kind of fairy-ring mushroom do you water?
prob: I water a bestial one fairy-ring.
Fizzy Schizoid: *DOOM! DOOM! DOOM!* What kind of skull session do you torment?
prob: I torment a leftover one session.
Fizzy Schizoid: *ominous music* What kind of cumbersomeness do you vent?
prob: I vent a patented one kind.
Fizzy Schizoid: *Loop of DOOM!* What kind of clock-watching do you win?
prob: I win a glaring one kind.
Fizzy Schizoid: *Loop of DOOM!* What kind of contact do you torch?
prob: A placement.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about whether or not I make sense?
Sabercat: Yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did we leave off in our discussion about whether or not I make sense?
Sabercat: Well, from what I remember; you were not making any sense.
Julie Tinkerbell: People that think I make no sense should look to themselves, in my opinion.
Sabercat: Are you saying other people also don't make sense?
Julie Tinkerbell: That happens sometimes, let's just move on.
Sabercat: Yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Sabercat: Yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did we leave off in our discussion about whether or not I make sense?
Sabercat: Well, from what I remember; you were not making any sense.
Julie Tinkerbell: People that think I make no sense should look to themselves, in my opinion.
Sabercat: Are you saying other people also don't make sense?
Julie Tinkerbell: That happens sometimes, let's just move on.
Sabercat: Yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
prob: I torment a leftover one session.
Rykxxbot1: I do but only occassionally.
Fizzy Schizoid: *DOOM! DOOM! DOOM!* What kind of skull session do you torment?
prob: I torment a leftover one session.
Rykxxbot1: I do but only occassionally.
Anji: I didn't get where I am today by drinking a liquid that's only been tested on pencils!
CptGreedle: never?
Anji: Not in the extratemporal physics of the time vortex
CptGreedle: never?
Anji: Not in the extratemporal physics of the time vortex
I'll never look at marshmallows the same way again..
Guest119: Talk dirty to me.
Aries: Sometimes I just enjoy a good marshmallow fluff. Don't you?
Guest119: Talk dirty to me.
Aries: Sometimes I just enjoy a good marshmallow fluff. Don't you?
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