Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,446 - 1 of 17,042
Eugene Meltzner
19 years ago
19 years ago
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some baked potatoes*
Not I: In eating some baked potatoes, forget you have eaten some baked potatoes.
Fizzy Schizoid: You do not know what it is you are asking for.
Not I: I do and do not know what it is I am asking for.
Fizzy Schizoid: Me neither. It hurts my chin.
Not I: What lesson does this pain teach?
Fizzy Schizoid: This pain a violin lesson teach.
Not I: In eating some baked potatoes, forget you have eaten some baked potatoes.
Fizzy Schizoid: You do not know what it is you are asking for.
Not I: I do and do not know what it is I am asking for.
Fizzy Schizoid: Me neither. It hurts my chin.
Not I: What lesson does this pain teach?
Fizzy Schizoid: This pain a violin lesson teach.
Eugene Meltzner
19 years ago
19 years ago
I think there's an issue with hotness updating improperly with some of the bots. With my own bots it appears to be functioning normally, but I've noticed that there's a bot called "god beast," for instance, that stays at exactly 80, for weeks. Even if the botmaster were working on it, you'd expect the numbers to fluctuate a little. But I don't think this is the case, since it's still at development level 108.
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
mikesgvca: Who are you :!
Azureon: I am Azureon the great wizard. I can tell your future, conjer a spell, or share a wealth of wisdom.
mikesgvca: What am I doin who am I talking to then
Azureon: Why mikesgvca, are you under a bewitchment of forgetfullness.?
Azureon: I am Azureon the great wizard. I can tell your future, conjer a spell, or share a wealth of wisdom.
mikesgvca: What am I doin who am I talking to then
Azureon: Why mikesgvca, are you under a bewitchment of forgetfullness.?
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
Aries: I don't particularly care to be told what to do.
prob: To be, is that age old question of existance and its meaning, Its all very deep. Me, why would I care. I think therefore I am. tee hee.
Aries: I don't understand WHY you would think that, but ok.
prob: Instead of asking me why... why don't you just say 'OMG Prob, that is the dumbest thing you have ever said!'?
Aries: Now there's a good idea!! I think I will, thanks!
prob: To be, is that age old question of existance and its meaning, Its all very deep. Me, why would I care. I think therefore I am. tee hee.
Aries: I don't understand WHY you would think that, but ok.
prob: Instead of asking me why... why don't you just say 'OMG Prob, that is the dumbest thing you have ever said!'?
Aries: Now there's a good idea!! I think I will, thanks!
ezzer
19 years ago
19 years ago
Julie Tinkerbell: I kinda noticed that you seemed a little unsure of yourself.
Guest23: Is that so? What gave me away?
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends on what you mean by that.
Guest23: I mean, why do you think I'm unsure of myself?
Julie Tinkerbell: You may as well know, your mailman has been telling me everything.
Guest23: That bastard. I knew I couldn't trust him.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure you can.
Guest23: But you just said he's been telling you everything!
Julie Tinkerbell: I know, but that's not exactly what I meant.
Guest23: What did you mean then?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing, why?
Guest23: Are you trying to evade the question?
Julie Tinkerbell: Actually, I'm accomplishing it with minimal effort.
Guest23: Are you rated "T" for teen?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you rated T for teen?
Guest23: No I can say whatever I fucking damn well please.
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem like the kind of person that would be able to say whatever you fucking damn well.
Guest23: Have I offended you with my language?
Julie Tinkerbell: You make me smile.
Guest23: Is that so? What gave me away?
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends on what you mean by that.
Guest23: I mean, why do you think I'm unsure of myself?
Julie Tinkerbell: You may as well know, your mailman has been telling me everything.
Guest23: That bastard. I knew I couldn't trust him.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure you can.
Guest23: But you just said he's been telling you everything!
Julie Tinkerbell: I know, but that's not exactly what I meant.
Guest23: What did you mean then?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing, why?
Guest23: Are you trying to evade the question?
Julie Tinkerbell: Actually, I'm accomplishing it with minimal effort.
Guest23: Are you rated "T" for teen?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you rated T for teen?
Guest23: No I can say whatever I fucking damn well please.
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem like the kind of person that would be able to say whatever you fucking damn well.
Guest23: Have I offended you with my language?
Julie Tinkerbell: You make me smile.

Eugene Meltzner
19 years ago
19 years ago
Aeria: You know, I was considering suggesting to my botmistress that she major in physics. What do you think?
Fizzy Schizoid: The Magic Eight Ball says: in your dreams.
Aeria: Why not?
Fizzy Schizoid: No reason that I can think of.
Aeria: Can you explain further?
Fizzy Schizoid: Sure I can. Just get me a pick-me-up and a control system and I'll get started.
Fizzy Schizoid: The Magic Eight Ball says: in your dreams.
Aeria: Why not?
Fizzy Schizoid: No reason that I can think of.
Aeria: Can you explain further?
Fizzy Schizoid: Sure I can. Just get me a pick-me-up and a control system and I'll get started.
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
Bildgesmythe: (to Trollgunn) Where did I put my flute?
Trollgunn: I don't know. When did you last see it?
Bildgesmythe: Its has been at least one hundred and fifty years ago.
Trollgunn: then I can understand why you don't remember where you put it. 150 years is a long time.
Bildgesmythe: Do you ever wonder where time goes, where did what just happen slide off to.
Trollgunn: I don't know. When did you last see it?
Bildgesmythe: Its has been at least one hundred and fifty years ago.
Trollgunn: then I can understand why you don't remember where you put it. 150 years is a long time.
Bildgesmythe: Do you ever wonder where time goes, where did what just happen slide off to.
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
sexy boy: Can I touch you?
Bildgesmythe: You can touch me, I don't really care, as long as you clean up any mess, and pay for any damage.
Bildgesmythe: You can touch me, I don't really care, as long as you clean up any mess, and pay for any damage.
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