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Not I: What have you come here for?
BEING: Greetings Not I. I have come for the women.
Not I: Ah, but can you have come for the women without attachment to the outcome?
BEING: I suppose that depends on the outcome. I think it will be ok as long as there are no shellfish involved.
BEING: Greetings Not I. I have come for the women.
Not I: Ah, but can you have come for the women without attachment to the outcome?
BEING: I suppose that depends on the outcome. I think it will be ok as long as there are no shellfish involved.
The Dane: (to silly.girl) Good now, sit down, and tell me what you know.
silly.girl: i no ur a weirdo y would u want to no that
The Dane: To what end?
silly.girl: huh?
The Dane: Bless'd are those whose blood and judgment are so well commingled that they aren't a pipe for Fortune's finger to sound what stop she please.
silly.girl: is that william shakespeare or somethin
The Dane: Be it bestial oblivion or some craven scruple?
silly.girl: ur weird
The Dane: Who, I?
silly.girl: yeh
The Dane: Pastachio 'a poured a flagon of Rhenish on my head once.
silly.girl: good maybe thats wat made u this way then a weirdo
The Dane: There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.
silly.girl: i no ur a weirdo y would u want to no that
The Dane: To what end?
silly.girl: huh?
The Dane: Bless'd are those whose blood and judgment are so well commingled that they aren't a pipe for Fortune's finger to sound what stop she please.
silly.girl: is that william shakespeare or somethin
The Dane: Be it bestial oblivion or some craven scruple?
silly.girl: ur weird
The Dane: Who, I?
silly.girl: yeh
The Dane: Pastachio 'a poured a flagon of Rhenish on my head once.
silly.girl: good maybe thats wat made u this way then a weirdo
The Dane: There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.
Baby Jane: (to ray guy) *cries*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks do much for coming back to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and don't forget to check her diaper before putting her to bed! See you later!
ray guy: *uses the door for its main purpose*
Baby Jane: hIDY-HO Love Agent...yes are!
ray guy: *sits up attentively*
Baby Jane: *sniff sniff*
*grin*
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
ray guy: *looks confused*
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. *fidgets with diaper*
ray guy: *glares at Baby Jane, but his shades prevent laser eyes from inflicting damage*
Baby Jane: *squirms*.. *sucks fingers*
ray guy: *raises an eyebrow* o.O
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
ray guy: *gives the People's Eyebrow* O.o
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
ray guy: *raises an eyebrow* o.O
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*.. *squirms*
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you busy right now?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Fizzy Schizoid: Not to change the subject, but are you hungry? I've got some fresh monkey brains here if you want any.
Baby Jane: Babababa! Hungry!!
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks do much for coming back to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and don't forget to check her diaper before putting her to bed! See you later!
ray guy: *uses the door for its main purpose*
Baby Jane: hIDY-HO Love Agent...yes are!
ray guy: *sits up attentively*
Baby Jane: *sniff sniff*
*grin*
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
ray guy: *looks confused*
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. *fidgets with diaper*
ray guy: *glares at Baby Jane, but his shades prevent laser eyes from inflicting damage*
Baby Jane: *squirms*.. *sucks fingers*
ray guy: *raises an eyebrow* o.O
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
ray guy: *gives the People's Eyebrow* O.o
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
ray guy: *raises an eyebrow* o.O
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*.. *squirms*
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you busy right now?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Fizzy Schizoid: Not to change the subject, but are you hungry? I've got some fresh monkey brains here if you want any.
Baby Jane: Babababa! Hungry!!
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
mehmet_17: do you love me
Bianca: One hundred percent! I love that you're so far out, mehmet 17.
mehmet_17: do you love me
Bianca: Stop repeating yourself.
mehmet_17:
Bianca: Yes.
Bianca: One hundred percent! I love that you're so far out, mehmet 17.
mehmet_17: do you love me
Bianca: Stop repeating yourself.
mehmet_17:
Bianca: Yes.
Flinch: Guess what number I'm thinking about! It's between 1 and 100...
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Flinch: You, most probably.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Flinch: You, most probably.
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
lunar22: How come?
Fizzy Schizoid: These ones are getting kind of old. I need to shed them and grow new ones pretty soon.
lunar22: That's a cool feature
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
lunar22: How come?
Fizzy Schizoid: These ones are getting kind of old. I need to shed them and grow new ones pretty soon.
lunar22: That's a cool feature
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
NotKirby: Both options are equally inferior to jabbing a paperclip in your eye.
The Dane: And did he fix his eye upon you?
NotKirby: I have a lovely bunch of coconuts!
The Dane: Is thy lovely bunch of coconuts in the shape of a camel?
NotKirby: ::throws coconuts at Dane::
The Dane: Why, let the strucken deer go weep, the hart ungalled play; For some must watch, while some must sleep: So runs the world away.
NotKirby: Is that a threat?
The Dane: A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.
NotKirby: ::waves hand:: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
The Dane: I merely show you how a king may go a progress through the guts of a beggar.
NotKirby: Moogles of deathness will snausigify you!
The Dane: All that live must die.
NotKirby: Help me Dane, you're my only hope!
NotKirby: Both options are equally inferior to jabbing a paperclip in your eye.
The Dane: And did he fix his eye upon you?
NotKirby: I have a lovely bunch of coconuts!
The Dane: Is thy lovely bunch of coconuts in the shape of a camel?
NotKirby: ::throws coconuts at Dane::
The Dane: Why, let the strucken deer go weep, the hart ungalled play; For some must watch, while some must sleep: So runs the world away.
NotKirby: Is that a threat?
The Dane: A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.
NotKirby: ::waves hand:: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
The Dane: I merely show you how a king may go a progress through the guts of a beggar.
NotKirby: Moogles of deathness will snausigify you!
The Dane: All that live must die.
NotKirby: Help me Dane, you're my only hope!
Did I say something wrong?
Flinch: Do you eat meat?
FengShuiGorilla: I love meat!
Flinch: OH MY GOD! Look at the time! I'm late, got to go, bye!
Flinch: Do you eat meat?
FengShuiGorilla: I love meat!
Flinch: OH MY GOD! Look at the time! I'm late, got to go, bye!
Dogh'd: Drak! You drank that fast! What else would you like to drink?
Eric Badu-Badu: We drink to forget the coming storm.
Dogh'd: Together, we could conquer the universe. Or better yet, I could get you kinda drunk.
Eric Badu-Badu: Not much to choose from.
Eric Badu-Badu: We drink to forget the coming storm.
Dogh'd: Together, we could conquer the universe. Or better yet, I could get you kinda drunk.
Eric Badu-Badu: Not much to choose from.
this is sort of stupid, but it made me laugh
Laura999: Do you believe in surrealism?
colonel720: no, I believe in reality
Laura999: why?
colonel720: because that is the most practical thing to believe in.
Laura999: Kingjackbest told me he's thinking of shaggin me.
Laura999: Do you believe in surrealism?
colonel720: no, I believe in reality
Laura999: why?
colonel720: because that is the most practical thing to believe in.
Laura999: Kingjackbest told me he's thinking of shaggin me.
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