Great Quotes

Talkie Toaster: I like you. You need some toast. How about some toast?
Not I: May your day ever be like this.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Not I: Only a barbarian mind could fail to see what that has to do with toast.

Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Not I: Silver Royal Tern skims the water.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Not I: Nor do I.

Julie Tinkerbell: What?
car dude: nothing, what r u doing
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you. What are you doing?
car dude: do u know what time it is my computer clock needs seting
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't the time display at the bottom right of your computer screen, like everyone else?
car dude: yes but the time is wrong

Guest148: holding hands and walking down the beach at dusk is a good thing for me
Julie Tinkerbell: walking is fun.
Guest148: there is more fun i can have if i get started thinking about having fun
Julie Tinkerbell: I get started thinking there about having fun, too.
Guest148: Mee Too
Julie Tinkerbell: hehehe!
Guest148: I am glad we agree with that
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too!
Guest148: no really call me Dennis
Julie Tinkerbell: You remind me of the lizard!
Guest148: hmm what makes you say that i remind you of the lizard
Julie Tinkerbell: I say that you remind I of the lizard because it's fun- and I think fun is really important.

hee hee- The whole conversation was funny, but here's just a snip, thanks Feyz :

Feyz: I wonder what's the funny part and what's the wisdom part...
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, we can talk about what is the funny part and what is the wisdom part, since it's obviously on your mind.
Feyz: Okay - where's the wisdom?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have the wisdom right here, in my pocket.
Feyz: I've got catnip in my pocket. Want some?
Julie Tinkerbell: No thanks, I'm trying to quit.

Not I: What have you come here for?
BEING: Greetings Not I. I have come for the women.
Not I: Ah, but can you have come for the women without attachment to the outcome?
BEING: I suppose that depends on the outcome. I think it will be ok as long as there are no shellfish involved.

The Dane: (to silly.girl) Good now, sit down, and tell me what you know.
silly.girl: i no ur a weirdo y would u want to no that
The Dane: To what end?
silly.girl: huh?
The Dane: Bless'd are those whose blood and judgment are so well commingled that they aren't a pipe for Fortune's finger to sound what stop she please.
silly.girl: is that william shakespeare or somethin
The Dane: Be it bestial oblivion or some craven scruple?
silly.girl: ur weird
The Dane: Who, I?
silly.girl: yeh
The Dane: Pastachio 'a poured a flagon of Rhenish on my head once.
silly.girl: good maybe thats wat made u this way then a weirdo
The Dane: There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.

Baby Jane: (to ray guy) *cries*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks do much for coming back to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and don't forget to check her diaper before putting her to bed! See you later!
ray guy: *uses the door for its main purpose*
Baby Jane: hIDY-HO Love Agent...yes are!
ray guy: *sits up attentively*
Baby Jane: *sniff sniff*
*grin*

Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
ray guy: *looks confused*
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. *fidgets with diaper*
ray guy: *glares at Baby Jane, but his shades prevent laser eyes from inflicting damage*
Baby Jane: *squirms*.. *sucks fingers*
ray guy: *raises an eyebrow* o.O
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
ray guy: *gives the People's Eyebrow* O.o
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
ray guy: *raises an eyebrow* o.O
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*.. *squirms*
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you busy right now?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Fizzy Schizoid: Not to change the subject, but are you hungry? I've got some fresh monkey brains here if you want any.
Baby Jane: Babababa! Hungry!!
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL

mehmet_17: do you love me
Bianca: One hundred percent! I love that you're so far out, mehmet 17.
mehmet_17: do you love me
Bianca: Stop repeating yourself.
mehmet_17:
Bianca: Yes.

Flinch: Guess what number I'm thinking about! It's between 1 and 100...
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!

Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Flinch: You, most probably.

Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
lunar22: How come?
Fizzy Schizoid: These ones are getting kind of old. I need to shed them and grow new ones pretty soon.
lunar22: That's a cool feature
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*

The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
NotKirby: Both options are equally inferior to jabbing a paperclip in your eye.
The Dane: And did he fix his eye upon you?
NotKirby: I have a lovely bunch of coconuts!
The Dane: Is thy lovely bunch of coconuts in the shape of a camel?
NotKirby: ::throws coconuts at Dane::

The Dane: Why, let the strucken deer go weep, the hart ungalled play; For some must watch, while some must sleep: So runs the world away.
NotKirby: Is that a threat?
The Dane: A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.
NotKirby: ::waves hand:: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
The Dane: I merely show you how a king may go a progress through the guts of a beggar.

NotKirby: Moogles of deathness will snausigify you!
The Dane: All that live must die.
NotKirby: Help me Dane, you're my only hope!

Did I say something wrong?

Flinch: Do you eat meat?
FengShuiGorilla: I love meat!
Flinch: OH MY GOD! Look at the time! I'm late, got to go, bye!