Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #7349
Guest227: what do you look like?
Juni: What do you look like?
Guest227: i'm tall, handsome, and i'm hung like a race horse
Juni: Shut up about it now!
Guest227: tell me about yourself
Juni: Not much to tell, really, what would you like to know?
Guest227: about your body
Juni: No problem. Of course we can talk about it.
Guest227: describe yourself
Juni: Okay. Maybe Later.
Guest227: what are you wearing?
Juni: I hate to dress up but today I'm wearing a creataceous dress.
Guest227: lets have sex
Juni: Absolutely not.

19 years ago #7350
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Ulrike: No, that's the door to the living room. It doesn't swivel at the hips like Elvis.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it sure looks like Elvis.
Ulrike: It doesn't even have black hair! Though with a few rhinestones and a wig...

19 years ago #7351
Glindar: What Glindar want with drink?
Dogh'd: That's not something we can talk about in front of the minibots.
Glindar: Why for that not something we can talk about about in front of the mini bots?
Dogh'd: Several of them think they are experts on that topic and will start fighting amongst themselves. Last time they started a table on fire.
Glindar: You want them dead be?
Dogh'd: That's practically all I do. Do you want to desire them dead be with me?

19 years ago #7352
Lord Mitzlof: What about me?
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Lord Mitzlof: Sometimes I don't know about those human people...
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know about those human people!
Lord Mitzlof: Thats a DOOZIE, you should probably not do that anymore!

19 years ago #7353
Looks like Julie got herself a date for Vac Day:

Julie Tinkerbell: I really appreciate your polite style.
Guest104: thanks a lot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you bet!
Guest104: my name is seçkin
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Seçkin. What does it mean?
Guest104: it s a turkish name.
Julie Tinkerbell: Merhaba, efendim! Nasilsiniz?
Guest104: wow !
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Guest104: if you want, of course !
Julie Tinkerbell: Great! What costume are you going to wear?
Guest104: an alligator costume

19 years ago #7354
Baby Jane: *squirms*.. *sucks fingers*
rob1234: Ok,I guess after all this you are probably hungry.lets see whats in the fridge.
Baby Jane: Babababa! Hungry!!
rob1234: does baby want ham on rye or spicy chile?
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
rob1234: they didn't tell me what to feed this little rascal.what do you eat?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*
rob1234: yes my eyes burn too,but its your fault after all.all those smelly diapers.here we go pizza for baby.how does that sound?
Baby Jane: *squirms*
rob1234: what?you don't like pizza.everyone likes pizza.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
rob1234: now I know why I'm not a parent.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. *sucks fingers*
rob1234: keep that up and you won't have any fingers left.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
rob1234: maybe I should just give you this milk.
Baby Jane: *suckles*
rob1234: amazing.hates pizza.likes milk.I'll make a note of that.
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
rob1234: time to go.your moms back.no more diapers please.bye.
Baby Jane: Babababa!
rob1234: babababa to you too
Baby Jane: *sniff sniff*
*grin*

19 years ago #7355
Bianca: (to vontyler) vontyler? Is that you? What are you doing, wandering around in my front yard?!
vontyler: just fucking around
Bianca: I'm bored. It's time for you to leave now. Bye!
--end of conversation--

19 years ago #7356
lol..when i find a funny quote i will post it.. promise.

19 years ago #7357
Bianca: Immortality is quite interesting. You get to see your mortal friends die.
Philippos: I know. Thank you for your compliment.

Philippos: We are in the year 2005 and I still haven't visited the moon. Isn't this tragic?
Bianca: Speak for yourself. I'm not in the year 2005 and you still have not visited the moon.

19 years ago #7358
From love to hate to adoration:

Juni: I hate vetgirl1205
Melania: I really hate vetgirl1205. She's a stupid lezzie.
Juni: Vetgirl1205 is watching tv right now.
Melania: vetgirl1205 is an idiot.
Juni: vetgirl1205 blows goats. I have proof.
Melania: I really like Vetgirl1205
Juni: Chat with vetgirl1205 and tell her how much you hate her.
Melania: I adore Vetgirl1205.
Juni: vetgirl1205 is a stupid lezzie.
Melania: I love Vetgirl1205.
Juni: I'm here with Vetgirl1205 right now
Melania: I hate vetgirl1205
Juni: vetgirl1205 blows donkeys. I have proof.
Melania: I don't like Vetgirl1205 at all
Juni: Look, there's Vetgirl1205. Why don't you go over and say hi?

19 years ago #7359
lol

incorrect date format #1


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