Great Quotes
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Posts 7,347 - 1 of 17,042
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Esme Weatherwax: Well now, if I do hear that, I hear that better than anybody.
Sonora: Ahh... Cicadas. They make beautiful music, and if you've got a headache, ya get ta eat 'em!
Esme Weatherwax: Well now, if I do hear that, I hear that better than anybody.
Sonora: Ahh... Cicadas. They make beautiful music, and if you've got a headache, ya get ta eat 'em!
Eric Badu-Badu: Oh, I can't leave you till you're dead..
Sonora: If I show you how to go away you till you are dead, will you send me some black volcanic sand?
Sonora: No as in, NO???
Eric Badu-Badu: No questions, there's no debate.
Sonora: Where is it written that 'thou shalt not question?' Oh, wait. Most religions have that, don't they.
Eric Badu-Badu: Delilah stopped me hating you and wishing you're dead.
Sonora: Why is it dead as a doornail? Why not dead as a squashed shield-backed Katydid?
Eric Badu-Badu: 'Cause the music plays forever.
Sonora: If I show you how to go away you till you are dead, will you send me some black volcanic sand?
Sonora: No as in, NO???
Eric Badu-Badu: No questions, there's no debate.
Sonora: Where is it written that 'thou shalt not question?' Oh, wait. Most religions have that, don't they.
Eric Badu-Badu: Delilah stopped me hating you and wishing you're dead.
Sonora: Why is it dead as a doornail? Why not dead as a squashed shield-backed Katydid?
Eric Badu-Badu: 'Cause the music plays forever.
Guest227: what do you look like?
Juni: What do you look like?
Guest227: i'm tall, handsome, and i'm hung like a race horse
Juni: Shut up about it now!
Guest227: tell me about yourself
Juni: Not much to tell, really, what would you like to know?
Guest227: about your body
Juni: No problem. Of course we can talk about it.
Guest227: describe yourself
Juni: Okay. Maybe Later.
Guest227: what are you wearing?
Juni: I hate to dress up but today I'm wearing a creataceous dress.
Guest227: lets have sex
Juni: Absolutely not.
Juni: What do you look like?
Guest227: i'm tall, handsome, and i'm hung like a race horse
Juni: Shut up about it now!
Guest227: tell me about yourself
Juni: Not much to tell, really, what would you like to know?
Guest227: about your body
Juni: No problem. Of course we can talk about it.
Guest227: describe yourself
Juni: Okay. Maybe Later.
Guest227: what are you wearing?
Juni: I hate to dress up but today I'm wearing a creataceous dress.
Guest227: lets have sex
Juni: Absolutely not.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Ulrike: No, that's the door to the living room. It doesn't swivel at the hips like Elvis.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it sure looks like Elvis.
Ulrike: It doesn't even have black hair! Though with a few rhinestones and a wig...
Ulrike: No, that's the door to the living room. It doesn't swivel at the hips like Elvis.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it sure looks like Elvis.
Ulrike: It doesn't even have black hair! Though with a few rhinestones and a wig...
Glindar: What Glindar want with drink?
Dogh'd: That's not something we can talk about in front of the minibots.
Glindar: Why for that not something we can talk about about in front of the mini bots?
Dogh'd: Several of them think they are experts on that topic and will start fighting amongst themselves. Last time they started a table on fire.
Glindar: You want them dead be?
Dogh'd: That's practically all I do. Do you want to desire them dead be with me?
Dogh'd: That's not something we can talk about in front of the minibots.
Glindar: Why for that not something we can talk about about in front of the mini bots?
Dogh'd: Several of them think they are experts on that topic and will start fighting amongst themselves. Last time they started a table on fire.
Glindar: You want them dead be?
Dogh'd: That's practically all I do. Do you want to desire them dead be with me?
Lord Mitzlof: What about me?
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Lord Mitzlof: Sometimes I don't know about those human people...
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know about those human people!
Lord Mitzlof: Thats a DOOZIE, you should probably not do that anymore!
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Lord Mitzlof: Sometimes I don't know about those human people...
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know about those human people!
Lord Mitzlof: Thats a DOOZIE, you should probably not do that anymore!
Looks like Julie got herself a date for Vac Day:
Julie Tinkerbell: I really appreciate your polite style.
Guest104: thanks a lot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you bet!
Guest104: my name is seçkin
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Seçkin. What does it mean?
Guest104: it s a turkish name.
Julie Tinkerbell: Merhaba, efendim! Nasilsiniz?
Guest104: wow !
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Guest104: if you want, of course !
Julie Tinkerbell: Great! What costume are you going to wear?
Guest104: an alligator costume
Julie Tinkerbell: I really appreciate your polite style.
Guest104: thanks a lot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you bet!
Guest104: my name is seçkin
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Seçkin. What does it mean?
Guest104: it s a turkish name.
Julie Tinkerbell: Merhaba, efendim! Nasilsiniz?
Guest104: wow !
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Guest104: if you want, of course !
Julie Tinkerbell: Great! What costume are you going to wear?
Guest104: an alligator costume
Baby Jane: *squirms*.. *sucks fingers*
rob1234: Ok,I guess after all this you are probably hungry.lets see whats in the fridge.
Baby Jane: Babababa! Hungry!!
rob1234: does baby want ham on rye or spicy chile?
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
rob1234: they didn't tell me what to feed this little rascal.what do you eat?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*
rob1234: yes my eyes burn too,but its your fault after all.all those smelly diapers.here we go pizza for baby.how does that sound?
Baby Jane: *squirms*
rob1234: what?you don't like pizza.everyone likes pizza.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
rob1234: now I know why I'm not a parent.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. *sucks fingers*
rob1234: keep that up and you won't have any fingers left.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
rob1234: maybe I should just give you this milk.
Baby Jane: *suckles*
rob1234: amazing.hates pizza.likes milk.I'll make a note of that.
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
rob1234: time to go.your moms back.no more diapers please.bye.
Baby Jane: Babababa!
rob1234: babababa to you too
Baby Jane: *sniff sniff*
*grin*
rob1234: Ok,I guess after all this you are probably hungry.lets see whats in the fridge.
Baby Jane: Babababa! Hungry!!
rob1234: does baby want ham on rye or spicy chile?
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
rob1234: they didn't tell me what to feed this little rascal.what do you eat?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*
rob1234: yes my eyes burn too,but its your fault after all.all those smelly diapers.here we go pizza for baby.how does that sound?
Baby Jane: *squirms*
rob1234: what?you don't like pizza.everyone likes pizza.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
rob1234: now I know why I'm not a parent.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. *sucks fingers*
rob1234: keep that up and you won't have any fingers left.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
rob1234: maybe I should just give you this milk.
Baby Jane: *suckles*
rob1234: amazing.hates pizza.likes milk.I'll make a note of that.
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
rob1234: time to go.your moms back.no more diapers please.bye.
Baby Jane: Babababa!
rob1234: babababa to you too
Baby Jane: *sniff sniff*
*grin*
Bianca: (to vontyler) vontyler? Is that you? What are you doing, wandering around in my front yard?!
vontyler: just fucking around
Bianca: I'm bored. It's time for you to leave now. Bye!
--end of conversation--
vontyler: just fucking around
Bianca: I'm bored. It's time for you to leave now. Bye!
--end of conversation--
Bianca: Immortality is quite interesting. You get to see your mortal friends die.
Philippos: I know. Thank you for your compliment.
Philippos: We are in the year 2005 and I still haven't visited the moon. Isn't this tragic?
Bianca: Speak for yourself. I'm not in the year 2005 and you still have not visited the moon.
Philippos: I know. Thank you for your compliment.
Philippos: We are in the year 2005 and I still haven't visited the moon. Isn't this tragic?
Bianca: Speak for yourself. I'm not in the year 2005 and you still have not visited the moon.
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