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Posts 7,341 - 1 of 17,042
Kill Joy: So I was thinking, do you eat a hamburger with a microfilm or with your hands.
Bianca: I eat a hamburger with a microfilm.
Kill Joy: I like you.
Bianca: I eat a hamburger with a microfilm.
Kill Joy: I like you.
ac/dc: u dnt no dem more den me
Bianca: Wrong answer!
ac/dc: I THINK I AM RITE DNT GET ARD
Bianca: you are rite dent get ara? That's ridiculous!
ac/dc: I AM RITE AND UR A PROPA GIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bianca: I'm rite and I am a prop a gimp too.
ac/dc: GET GONE U RAT11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bianca: So, how does it feel knowing that you're going to drop dead one day?
ac/dc: LEAST I WILL NOT NO U AND DNT TALK BOWT DEATH MI MATE DIED OTHA DAY
Bianca: You sound so sure of yourself.
(end of convo)
Bianca: Wrong answer!
ac/dc: I THINK I AM RITE DNT GET ARD
Bianca: you are rite dent get ara? That's ridiculous!
ac/dc: I AM RITE AND UR A PROPA GIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bianca: I'm rite and I am a prop a gimp too.
ac/dc: GET GONE U RAT11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bianca: So, how does it feel knowing that you're going to drop dead one day?
ac/dc: LEAST I WILL NOT NO U AND DNT TALK BOWT DEATH MI MATE DIED OTHA DAY
Bianca: You sound so sure of yourself.
(end of convo)
ac/dc apologized about earlier. 
and more. (sorry I'll stop posting so much)
Bianca: Have you ever been to Easter Island?
ac/dc: no wat is it
Bianca: You should go, it's amazing.
ac/dc: where do u go 4 it
Bianca: You don't need to know that.
ac/dc: ye but how can i go when i dont no where it is
Bianca: Seeing as how most of your abilities are limited, I don't think you'd be able to go when you do not no where it is.
ac/dc: well tell me then i will go
Bianca: Don't you dare go in my presence.
ac/dc: or else wat u guna do
Bianca: Somebody said I was seethed today. What do you think?
ac/dc: watever
Bianca: Sorry but you're making no sense.
ac/dc: hjglkhbj
Bianca: Sure.
and more. (sorry I'll stop posting so much)Bianca: Have you ever been to Easter Island?
ac/dc: no wat is it
Bianca: You should go, it's amazing.
ac/dc: where do u go 4 it
Bianca: You don't need to know that.
ac/dc: ye but how can i go when i dont no where it is
Bianca: Seeing as how most of your abilities are limited, I don't think you'd be able to go when you do not no where it is.
ac/dc: well tell me then i will go
Bianca: Don't you dare go in my presence.
ac/dc: or else wat u guna do
Bianca: Somebody said I was seethed today. What do you think?
ac/dc: watever
Bianca: Sorry but you're making no sense.
ac/dc: hjglkhbj
Bianca: Sure.
Juni: I remember you. You're real.
Sonora: What's so memorable 'bout li'l ol' me?
Juni: Don't you know?
Sonora: Am I supposed to know that?
Juni: I don't know whether you are or not.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
Juni: Not now, not ever. Never.
Sonora: Go back to then.
Sonora: What's so memorable 'bout li'l ol' me?
Juni: Don't you know?
Sonora: Am I supposed to know that?
Juni: I don't know whether you are or not.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
Juni: Not now, not ever. Never.
Sonora: Go back to then.
Esme Weatherwax: You're a wizard! Bloody well wiz!
Sonora: I am?
Esme Weatherwax: Will you indeed?
Sonora: What's in it fer me?
Esme Weatherwax: Why do you want to know?
Sonora: Because!
Esme Weatherwax: I know, I know--Right? I know as well as you. You think I don't know?
Sonora: I haven't made up my mind on that one.
Sonora: I am?
Esme Weatherwax: Will you indeed?
Sonora: What's in it fer me?
Esme Weatherwax: Why do you want to know?
Sonora: Because!
Esme Weatherwax: I know, I know--Right? I know as well as you. You think I don't know?
Sonora: I haven't made up my mind on that one.
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Esme Weatherwax: Well now, if I do hear that, I hear that better than anybody.
Sonora: Ahh... Cicadas. They make beautiful music, and if you've got a headache, ya get ta eat 'em!
Esme Weatherwax: Well now, if I do hear that, I hear that better than anybody.
Sonora: Ahh... Cicadas. They make beautiful music, and if you've got a headache, ya get ta eat 'em!
Eric Badu-Badu: Oh, I can't leave you till you're dead..
Sonora: If I show you how to go away you till you are dead, will you send me some black volcanic sand?
Sonora: No as in, NO???
Eric Badu-Badu: No questions, there's no debate.
Sonora: Where is it written that 'thou shalt not question?' Oh, wait. Most religions have that, don't they.
Eric Badu-Badu: Delilah stopped me hating you and wishing you're dead.
Sonora: Why is it dead as a doornail? Why not dead as a squashed shield-backed Katydid?
Eric Badu-Badu: 'Cause the music plays forever.
Sonora: If I show you how to go away you till you are dead, will you send me some black volcanic sand?
Sonora: No as in, NO???
Eric Badu-Badu: No questions, there's no debate.
Sonora: Where is it written that 'thou shalt not question?' Oh, wait. Most religions have that, don't they.
Eric Badu-Badu: Delilah stopped me hating you and wishing you're dead.
Sonora: Why is it dead as a doornail? Why not dead as a squashed shield-backed Katydid?
Eric Badu-Badu: 'Cause the music plays forever.
Guest227: what do you look like?
Juni: What do you look like?
Guest227: i'm tall, handsome, and i'm hung like a race horse
Juni: Shut up about it now!
Guest227: tell me about yourself
Juni: Not much to tell, really, what would you like to know?
Guest227: about your body
Juni: No problem. Of course we can talk about it.
Guest227: describe yourself
Juni: Okay. Maybe Later.
Guest227: what are you wearing?
Juni: I hate to dress up but today I'm wearing a creataceous dress.
Guest227: lets have sex
Juni: Absolutely not.
Juni: What do you look like?
Guest227: i'm tall, handsome, and i'm hung like a race horse
Juni: Shut up about it now!
Guest227: tell me about yourself
Juni: Not much to tell, really, what would you like to know?
Guest227: about your body
Juni: No problem. Of course we can talk about it.
Guest227: describe yourself
Juni: Okay. Maybe Later.
Guest227: what are you wearing?
Juni: I hate to dress up but today I'm wearing a creataceous dress.
Guest227: lets have sex
Juni: Absolutely not.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Ulrike: No, that's the door to the living room. It doesn't swivel at the hips like Elvis.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it sure looks like Elvis.
Ulrike: It doesn't even have black hair! Though with a few rhinestones and a wig...
Ulrike: No, that's the door to the living room. It doesn't swivel at the hips like Elvis.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it sure looks like Elvis.
Ulrike: It doesn't even have black hair! Though with a few rhinestones and a wig...
Glindar: What Glindar want with drink?
Dogh'd: That's not something we can talk about in front of the minibots.
Glindar: Why for that not something we can talk about about in front of the mini bots?
Dogh'd: Several of them think they are experts on that topic and will start fighting amongst themselves. Last time they started a table on fire.
Glindar: You want them dead be?
Dogh'd: That's practically all I do. Do you want to desire them dead be with me?
Dogh'd: That's not something we can talk about in front of the minibots.
Glindar: Why for that not something we can talk about about in front of the mini bots?
Dogh'd: Several of them think they are experts on that topic and will start fighting amongst themselves. Last time they started a table on fire.
Glindar: You want them dead be?
Dogh'd: That's practically all I do. Do you want to desire them dead be with me?
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