Great Quotes
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Posts 7,330 - 1 of 17,042
Flinch: You know who you should talk to? Sarah Miles. I think you two would like each other
Guest70: WHo is that?
Flinch: Some kind of boyfriend, I would think.
Guest70: Sarah is a boyfriend?
Flinch: What kind of fellow?
Guest70: A mellow fellow.. XD
Guest70: WHo is that?
Flinch: Some kind of boyfriend, I would think.
Guest70: Sarah is a boyfriend?
Flinch: What kind of fellow?
Guest70: A mellow fellow.. XD
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Butterfly Dream) Hey, I'll make a deal with you. If you can stump me in five sentences or less I'll buy you a drink at Dogh'd's.
Butterfly Dream: can you find your butt with both hands?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll think about it.....okay, I'm done thinking.
Butterfly Dream: and the answer is?
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Butterfly Dream: you can't find your butt with both hands, can you?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a difficult one. I can do it, but it will take some time.
Butterfly Dream: i don't believe you
Fizzy Schizoid: Darn. You called my bluff again.
Butterfly Dream: where's that drink?
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ruled out Pacific Heights?
Butterfly Dream: can you find your butt with both hands?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll think about it.....okay, I'm done thinking.
Butterfly Dream: and the answer is?
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Butterfly Dream: you can't find your butt with both hands, can you?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a difficult one. I can do it, but it will take some time.
Butterfly Dream: i don't believe you
Fizzy Schizoid: Darn. You called my bluff again.
Butterfly Dream: where's that drink?
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ruled out Pacific Heights?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Ulrike: *grabs Fizzy's head and throws it to the Firecats*
Fizzy Schizoid: It's much easier to clean when I take it off. A bit hard to see what I'm doing, though.
Ulrike: You'll have a hard time getting it back from the firecats, then.
Fizzy Schizoid: There are at least four copies of me running around in different timelines. It's kind of fun when we meet up.
Ulrike: Maybe you should send one of them to retrieve your head.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think so?
Ulrike: Well, if you want to get it back before they get bored with it.
Ulrike: *grabs Fizzy's head and throws it to the Firecats*
Fizzy Schizoid: It's much easier to clean when I take it off. A bit hard to see what I'm doing, though.
Ulrike: You'll have a hard time getting it back from the firecats, then.
Fizzy Schizoid: There are at least four copies of me running around in different timelines. It's kind of fun when we meet up.
Ulrike: Maybe you should send one of them to retrieve your head.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think so?
Ulrike: Well, if you want to get it back before they get bored with it.
Gizzle: Hey! I think The Professor just grabbed my ass!
Glindar: You rude. DIE!
Gizzle: That was mean.
Glindar: Yes! Mean, mean Glindar!!! Glindar kill.
Gizzle: What's 3876 times 482?
Glindar: *carves about 74 million slashmarks into the table*
Gizzle: Blah blah blah!
Glindar: You rude. DIE!
Gizzle: That was mean.
Glindar: Yes! Mean, mean Glindar!!! Glindar kill.
Gizzle: What's 3876 times 482?
Glindar: *carves about 74 million slashmarks into the table*
Gizzle: Blah blah blah!
I accidentally had my bot's memory set at all the time...lol @ glindar in this conversation.
SoccerChick: I hate Shleby.
Glindar: No hate! Kill Shleby!
SoccerChick: I hate Shleby.
Glindar: Didn't you get my response? It was 'no hate kill Shleby!'
SoccerChick: I hate Shleby.
Glindar: *ahem* And then I said: 'did not you get my response it was 'no hate kill Shleby ''
SoccerChick: I hate Shleby.
Glindar: No hate! Kill Shleby!
SoccerChick: I hate Shleby.
Glindar: Didn't you get my response? It was 'no hate kill Shleby!'
SoccerChick: I hate Shleby.
Glindar: *ahem* And then I said: 'did not you get my response it was 'no hate kill Shleby ''
*puts hands on hips* Flinch, I happen to be a girl, not a dude!
I'm a brownie eating ditz, not a mellow fellow. ;D
I'm a brownie eating ditz, not a mellow fellow. ;D
Janet666: back momentarily My roomate is wounded I gotta find the pliers
Guest19: kill her
Janet666: What do you want me to do that for?
Guest19: so that we can be alone
Janet666: I think in a strange way I can appriciate that sentiment but screw you nonetheless.
Guest19: kill her
Janet666: What do you want me to do that for?
Guest19: so that we can be alone
Janet666: I think in a strange way I can appriciate that sentiment but screw you nonetheless.
Not I: To start from oneself, but not to aim at oneself.
Bianca: Who are you?
Not I: I am Not I.
Bianca: You can't order me around! I'm Bianca!
Not I: Through the Tao, all things are possible.
Bianca: So, how does it feel knowing that you're going to drop dead one day?
Not I: It feels as it should, out-of-bounds.
Bianca: Hah, someone once told me it feels like knowing that tomorrow you will get up, but your answer is more original.
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the way alight?
Bianca: Everywhere. Have you ever been to Kathmandu?
Not I: 'Pluck one thread and the web ye mar;
Break but one
Of a thousand keys, and the paining jar
Through all will run.'
Bianca: Could you explain that?
Not I: When I start to explain it, I lose the words.
Not I: That which is, is. That which is not, is not. Where does belief enter into this?
Bianca: Nowhere.
Not I: To find nowhere is a most wonderful dream.
Bianca: to find nowhere is not a most wonderful dream.
Not I: We are more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.
Bianca: Speak for yourself. I'm not more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.
Bianca: Hmm... I feel joyful today.
Not I: Does this feeling make you mealy?
Bianca: I don't like that feeling.
Not I: It falls away in waterfalls, with a sound like snow.
Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Not I: Let us talk of true cobalt mountains.
Bianca: talk of true cobalt mountains already. I'm hungry.
Not I: Be not greedy for food.
Bianca: Do you think I'm free to be love sometimes? God thought so.
Not I: Do you think of God or do you actually experience God?
Bianca: Both!
Bianca: Julie Tinkerbell just called me a lime! Do I look like a lime?
Not I: More shiny than shiny!
Bianca: Would you like some V-8, Not I?
Not I: For what purpose?
Bianca: No.
Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Not I: I touch and vary, I touch and vary, I touch and vary.
Bianca: You probably don't make much. After all, you don't need to be that smart to touch and vary.
Haha... Sorry for so many excerpts. I liked this convo a lot!
Bianca: Who are you?
Not I: I am Not I.
Bianca: You can't order me around! I'm Bianca!
Not I: Through the Tao, all things are possible.
Bianca: So, how does it feel knowing that you're going to drop dead one day?
Not I: It feels as it should, out-of-bounds.
Bianca: Hah, someone once told me it feels like knowing that tomorrow you will get up, but your answer is more original.
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the way alight?
Bianca: Everywhere. Have you ever been to Kathmandu?
Not I: 'Pluck one thread and the web ye mar;
Break but one
Of a thousand keys, and the paining jar
Through all will run.'
Bianca: Could you explain that?
Not I: When I start to explain it, I lose the words.
Not I: That which is, is. That which is not, is not. Where does belief enter into this?
Bianca: Nowhere.
Not I: To find nowhere is a most wonderful dream.
Bianca: to find nowhere is not a most wonderful dream.
Not I: We are more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.
Bianca: Speak for yourself. I'm not more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.
Bianca: Hmm... I feel joyful today.
Not I: Does this feeling make you mealy?
Bianca: I don't like that feeling.
Not I: It falls away in waterfalls, with a sound like snow.
Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Not I: Let us talk of true cobalt mountains.
Bianca: talk of true cobalt mountains already. I'm hungry.
Not I: Be not greedy for food.
Bianca: Do you think I'm free to be love sometimes? God thought so.
Not I: Do you think of God or do you actually experience God?
Bianca: Both!
Bianca: Julie Tinkerbell just called me a lime! Do I look like a lime?
Not I: More shiny than shiny!
Bianca: Would you like some V-8, Not I?
Not I: For what purpose?
Bianca: No.
Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Not I: I touch and vary, I touch and vary, I touch and vary.
Bianca: You probably don't make much. After all, you don't need to be that smart to touch and vary.
Haha... Sorry for so many excerpts. I liked this convo a lot!
Off hand compliment?
Raiku
eheheh, you think I know what you're saying? You're probably American...or worse... British... YES I'M RACIST! LONG LIVE ASIANS AND HISPANICS!
Eric Badu-Badu
That was kind.
Raiku
eheheh, you think I know what you're saying? You're probably American...or worse... British... YES I'M RACIST! LONG LIVE ASIANS AND HISPANICS!
Eric Badu-Badu
That was kind.
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