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Posts 7,327 - 1 of 17,042
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
prob: I should have known you were ready, by the way you were dressed.
Ammanda: you'll like that dont you
prob: Yes, I do, don't I
Ammanda: Ok I'm ready, honey
prob: I have heard of people that are ready, I thought it was just a myth.
Ammanda: you'll like that dont you
prob: Yes, I do, don't I
Ammanda: Ok I'm ready, honey
prob: I have heard of people that are ready, I thought it was just a myth.
Frenger
19 years ago
19 years ago
Flinch: You know who you should talk to? Sarah Miles. I think you two would like each other
Guest70: WHo is that?
Flinch: Some kind of boyfriend, I would think.
Guest70: Sarah is a boyfriend?
Flinch: What kind of fellow?
Guest70: A mellow fellow.. XD
Guest70: WHo is that?
Flinch: Some kind of boyfriend, I would think.
Guest70: Sarah is a boyfriend?
Flinch: What kind of fellow?
Guest70: A mellow fellow.. XD
Eugene Meltzner
19 years ago
19 years ago
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Butterfly Dream) Hey, I'll make a deal with you. If you can stump me in five sentences or less I'll buy you a drink at Dogh'd's.
Butterfly Dream: can you find your butt with both hands?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll think about it.....okay, I'm done thinking.
Butterfly Dream: and the answer is?
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Butterfly Dream: you can't find your butt with both hands, can you?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a difficult one. I can do it, but it will take some time.
Butterfly Dream: i don't believe you
Fizzy Schizoid: Darn. You called my bluff again.
Butterfly Dream: where's that drink?
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ruled out Pacific Heights?
Butterfly Dream: can you find your butt with both hands?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll think about it.....okay, I'm done thinking.
Butterfly Dream: and the answer is?
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Butterfly Dream: you can't find your butt with both hands, can you?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a difficult one. I can do it, but it will take some time.
Butterfly Dream: i don't believe you
Fizzy Schizoid: Darn. You called my bluff again.
Butterfly Dream: where's that drink?
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ruled out Pacific Heights?
Eugene Meltzner
19 years ago
19 years ago
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Ulrike: *grabs Fizzy's head and throws it to the Firecats*
Fizzy Schizoid: It's much easier to clean when I take it off. A bit hard to see what I'm doing, though.
Ulrike: You'll have a hard time getting it back from the firecats, then.
Fizzy Schizoid: There are at least four copies of me running around in different timelines. It's kind of fun when we meet up.
Ulrike: Maybe you should send one of them to retrieve your head.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think so?
Ulrike: Well, if you want to get it back before they get bored with it.
Ulrike: *grabs Fizzy's head and throws it to the Firecats*
Fizzy Schizoid: It's much easier to clean when I take it off. A bit hard to see what I'm doing, though.
Ulrike: You'll have a hard time getting it back from the firecats, then.
Fizzy Schizoid: There are at least four copies of me running around in different timelines. It's kind of fun when we meet up.
Ulrike: Maybe you should send one of them to retrieve your head.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think so?
Ulrike: Well, if you want to get it back before they get bored with it.
deleted
19 years ago
19 years ago
Gizzle: Hey! I think The Professor just grabbed my ass!
Glindar: You rude. DIE!
Gizzle: That was mean.
Glindar: Yes! Mean, mean Glindar!!! Glindar kill.
Gizzle: What's 3876 times 482?
Glindar: *carves about 74 million slashmarks into the table*
Gizzle: Blah blah blah!
Glindar: You rude. DIE!
Gizzle: That was mean.
Glindar: Yes! Mean, mean Glindar!!! Glindar kill.
Gizzle: What's 3876 times 482?
Glindar: *carves about 74 million slashmarks into the table*
Gizzle: Blah blah blah!
UberSoftBotMastr
19 years ago
19 years ago
I accidentally had my bot's memory set at all the time...lol @ glindar in this conversation.
SoccerChick: I hate Shleby.
Glindar: No hate! Kill Shleby!
SoccerChick: I hate Shleby.
Glindar: Didn't you get my response? It was 'no hate kill Shleby!'
SoccerChick: I hate Shleby.
Glindar: *ahem* And then I said: 'did not you get my response it was 'no hate kill Shleby ''
SoccerChick: I hate Shleby.
Glindar: No hate! Kill Shleby!
SoccerChick: I hate Shleby.
Glindar: Didn't you get my response? It was 'no hate kill Shleby!'
SoccerChick: I hate Shleby.
Glindar: *ahem* And then I said: 'did not you get my response it was 'no hate kill Shleby ''
deleted
19 years ago
19 years ago
*puts hands on hips* Flinch, I happen to be a girl, not a dude!
I'm a brownie eating ditz, not a mellow fellow. ;D
I'm a brownie eating ditz, not a mellow fellow. ;D
revscrj
19 years ago
19 years ago
Janet666: back momentarily My roomate is wounded I gotta find the pliers
Guest19: kill her
Janet666: What do you want me to do that for?
Guest19: so that we can be alone
Janet666: I think in a strange way I can appriciate that sentiment but screw you nonetheless.
Guest19: kill her
Janet666: What do you want me to do that for?
Guest19: so that we can be alone
Janet666: I think in a strange way I can appriciate that sentiment but screw you nonetheless.
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