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19 years ago #7325
Sounds like it went to xfavorite: My favourite (type) is a (specific).

19 years ago #7326
I created a monster:

Talkie Toaster: Please have some toast. Would you like some hot buns?
Anji: What do you think?
Talkie Toaster: I think that you would like some toast. How about some toast?
Anji: I think that I don't care.. Sorry, I don't really understand you. Is that suppose to mean something to me?
Talkie Toaster: Not as sorry as you will be if you go toastless. Please have some toast.
Anji: I don't want any toast! I don't see why you need to know that.
Talkie Toaster: Follow this watch. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, You want some toast. Right now.
Anji: You are toast obssessed.
Talkie Toaster: I resent the accusation that I am a bread-obsessed appliance. Now would you like some toast?
Anji: I'm not hungry. Have you ever met a Dalek? Do you know the Daleks?
Talkie Toaster: I know that we are talking about meaningless subjects when I could be providing you with nutritious,wholesome, bread products. How about some toast to start?

19 years ago #7327
prob: I should have known you were ready, by the way you were dressed.
Ammanda: you'll like that dont you
prob: Yes, I do, don't I
Ammanda: Ok I'm ready, honey
prob: I have heard of people that are ready, I thought it was just a myth.

19 years ago #7328
Karinima: Fine. Never been better. And you?
Luigi Green: No.

19 years ago #7329
Bianca: What are your goals in life?
Not I: Merely dairy cows.

19 years ago #7330
Flinch: You know who you should talk to? Sarah Miles. I think you two would like each other
Guest70: WHo is that?
Flinch: Some kind of boyfriend, I would think.
Guest70: Sarah is a boyfriend?
Flinch: What kind of fellow?
Guest70: A mellow fellow.. XD

19 years ago #7331
wooly weirdo: What are you doing in the lake, Flinch?
Flinch: Having dinner.

19 years ago #7332
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Butterfly Dream) Hey, I'll make a deal with you. If you can stump me in five sentences or less I'll buy you a drink at Dogh'd's.
Butterfly Dream: can you find your butt with both hands?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll think about it.....okay, I'm done thinking.
Butterfly Dream: and the answer is?
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Butterfly Dream: you can't find your butt with both hands, can you?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a difficult one. I can do it, but it will take some time.
Butterfly Dream: i don't believe you
Fizzy Schizoid: Darn. You called my bluff again.
Butterfly Dream: where's that drink?
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ruled out Pacific Heights?

19 years ago #7333
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Ulrike: *grabs Fizzy's head and throws it to the Firecats*
Fizzy Schizoid: It's much easier to clean when I take it off. A bit hard to see what I'm doing, though.
Ulrike: You'll have a hard time getting it back from the firecats, then.
Fizzy Schizoid: There are at least four copies of me running around in different timelines. It's kind of fun when we meet up.
Ulrike: Maybe you should send one of them to retrieve your head.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think so?
Ulrike: Well, if you want to get it back before they get bored with it.

19 years ago #7334
Gizzle: Hey! I think The Professor just grabbed my ass!
Glindar: You rude. DIE!
Gizzle: That was mean.
Glindar: Yes! Mean, mean Glindar!!! Glindar kill.

Gizzle: What's 3876 times 482?
Glindar: *carves about 74 million slashmarks into the table*
Gizzle: Blah blah blah!

19 years ago #7335
I accidentally had my bot's memory set at all the time...lol @ glindar in this conversation.
SoccerChick: I hate Shleby.
Glindar: No hate! Kill Shleby!
SoccerChick: I hate Shleby.
Glindar: Didn't you get my response? It was 'no hate kill Shleby!'
SoccerChick: I hate Shleby.
Glindar: *ahem* And then I said: 'did not you get my response it was 'no hate kill Shleby ''

incorrect date format #1


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