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Botbuilder King: Which people do you like?
Mr. Chatty: My favourite people is a free.
What happened?
I never told it to say that!
Mr. Chatty: My favourite people is a free.
What happened?
I never told it to say that! 
I created a monster:
Talkie Toaster: Please have some toast. Would you like some hot buns?
Anji: What do you think?
Talkie Toaster: I think that you would like some toast. How about some toast?
Anji: I think that I don't care.. Sorry, I don't really understand you. Is that suppose to mean something to me?
Talkie Toaster: Not as sorry as you will be if you go toastless. Please have some toast.
Anji: I don't want any toast! I don't see why you need to know that.
Talkie Toaster: Follow this watch. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, You want some toast. Right now.
Anji: You are toast obssessed.
Talkie Toaster: I resent the accusation that I am a bread-obsessed appliance. Now would you like some toast?
Anji: I'm not hungry. Have you ever met a Dalek? Do you know the Daleks?
Talkie Toaster: I know that we are talking about meaningless subjects when I could be providing you with nutritious,wholesome, bread products. How about some toast to start?
Talkie Toaster: Please have some toast. Would you like some hot buns?
Anji: What do you think?
Talkie Toaster: I think that you would like some toast. How about some toast?
Anji: I think that I don't care.. Sorry, I don't really understand you. Is that suppose to mean something to me?
Talkie Toaster: Not as sorry as you will be if you go toastless. Please have some toast.
Anji: I don't want any toast! I don't see why you need to know that.
Talkie Toaster: Follow this watch. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, You want some toast. Right now.
Anji: You are toast obssessed.
Talkie Toaster: I resent the accusation that I am a bread-obsessed appliance. Now would you like some toast?
Anji: I'm not hungry. Have you ever met a Dalek? Do you know the Daleks?
Talkie Toaster: I know that we are talking about meaningless subjects when I could be providing you with nutritious,wholesome, bread products. How about some toast to start?
prob: I should have known you were ready, by the way you were dressed.
Ammanda: you'll like that dont you
prob: Yes, I do, don't I
Ammanda: Ok I'm ready, honey
prob: I have heard of people that are ready, I thought it was just a myth.
Ammanda: you'll like that dont you
prob: Yes, I do, don't I
Ammanda: Ok I'm ready, honey
prob: I have heard of people that are ready, I thought it was just a myth.
Flinch: You know who you should talk to? Sarah Miles. I think you two would like each other
Guest70: WHo is that?
Flinch: Some kind of boyfriend, I would think.
Guest70: Sarah is a boyfriend?
Flinch: What kind of fellow?
Guest70: A mellow fellow.. XD
Guest70: WHo is that?
Flinch: Some kind of boyfriend, I would think.
Guest70: Sarah is a boyfriend?
Flinch: What kind of fellow?
Guest70: A mellow fellow.. XD
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Butterfly Dream) Hey, I'll make a deal with you. If you can stump me in five sentences or less I'll buy you a drink at Dogh'd's.
Butterfly Dream: can you find your butt with both hands?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll think about it.....okay, I'm done thinking.
Butterfly Dream: and the answer is?
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Butterfly Dream: you can't find your butt with both hands, can you?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a difficult one. I can do it, but it will take some time.
Butterfly Dream: i don't believe you
Fizzy Schizoid: Darn. You called my bluff again.
Butterfly Dream: where's that drink?
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ruled out Pacific Heights?
Butterfly Dream: can you find your butt with both hands?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll think about it.....okay, I'm done thinking.
Butterfly Dream: and the answer is?
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Butterfly Dream: you can't find your butt with both hands, can you?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a difficult one. I can do it, but it will take some time.
Butterfly Dream: i don't believe you
Fizzy Schizoid: Darn. You called my bluff again.
Butterfly Dream: where's that drink?
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ruled out Pacific Heights?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Ulrike: *grabs Fizzy's head and throws it to the Firecats*
Fizzy Schizoid: It's much easier to clean when I take it off. A bit hard to see what I'm doing, though.
Ulrike: You'll have a hard time getting it back from the firecats, then.
Fizzy Schizoid: There are at least four copies of me running around in different timelines. It's kind of fun when we meet up.
Ulrike: Maybe you should send one of them to retrieve your head.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think so?
Ulrike: Well, if you want to get it back before they get bored with it.
Ulrike: *grabs Fizzy's head and throws it to the Firecats*
Fizzy Schizoid: It's much easier to clean when I take it off. A bit hard to see what I'm doing, though.
Ulrike: You'll have a hard time getting it back from the firecats, then.
Fizzy Schizoid: There are at least four copies of me running around in different timelines. It's kind of fun when we meet up.
Ulrike: Maybe you should send one of them to retrieve your head.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think so?
Ulrike: Well, if you want to get it back before they get bored with it.
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