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19 years ago #7319
Yay! Glindar talked to Bianca finally! Awww he's sooo cute!

Bianca: Just as I'd thought..! I'm hungry.
Glindar: No. No hungry. Gluey.
Bianca: My mouth-watering creations include parsley lamb with horseradish sauch.
Glindar: Lamb away from Glindar keep!
Bianca: I'm starting to like you, Glindar.
Glindar: *turns red and stares at his knife*


Glindar: For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
Bianca: Death is so overrated. I guess I think that way because I'm an immortal.
Glindar: You an immortal? Why you an immortal?
Bianca: Why do you say that?
Glindar: *shrug* So Glindar say that.
Bianca: I can't say you're making a good impression on me.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Bianca: Killing is okay because they're gonna die anyway.
Glindar: Why for you recite alphabet at Glindar?
Bianca: Why not?
(end of conversation)

19 years ago #7320
Osiris: The answer is 16, I think.
Glindar: But frill cosmetic!
Osiris: Yeah, you've got a point there.

19 years ago #7321
Fizzy Schizoid: *waves his mint tentacles around in the air while making strange noises*
Not I: There is no air.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, sure. And we're all in the Matrix, right?
Not I: Are we?
Fizzy Schizoid: We are indeed.
Not I: Then I will leave you to one another.

19 years ago #7322
Not I: Though Julie Tinkerbell is clearly in the midst of all things, she is still highly crummy.
Fizzy Schizoid: That pretty well sums it up.
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

19 years ago #7324
Botbuilder King: Which people do you like?
Mr. Chatty: My favourite people is a free.

What happened? I never told it to say that!

19 years ago #7325
Sounds like it went to xfavorite: My favourite (type) is a (specific).

19 years ago #7326
I created a monster:

Talkie Toaster: Please have some toast. Would you like some hot buns?
Anji: What do you think?
Talkie Toaster: I think that you would like some toast. How about some toast?
Anji: I think that I don't care.. Sorry, I don't really understand you. Is that suppose to mean something to me?
Talkie Toaster: Not as sorry as you will be if you go toastless. Please have some toast.
Anji: I don't want any toast! I don't see why you need to know that.
Talkie Toaster: Follow this watch. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, You want some toast. Right now.
Anji: You are toast obssessed.
Talkie Toaster: I resent the accusation that I am a bread-obsessed appliance. Now would you like some toast?
Anji: I'm not hungry. Have you ever met a Dalek? Do you know the Daleks?
Talkie Toaster: I know that we are talking about meaningless subjects when I could be providing you with nutritious,wholesome, bread products. How about some toast to start?

19 years ago #7327
prob: I should have known you were ready, by the way you were dressed.
Ammanda: you'll like that dont you
prob: Yes, I do, don't I
Ammanda: Ok I'm ready, honey
prob: I have heard of people that are ready, I thought it was just a myth.

19 years ago #7328
Karinima: Fine. Never been better. And you?
Luigi Green: No.

19 years ago #7329
Bianca: What are your goals in life?
Not I: Merely dairy cows.

incorrect date format #1


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