Great Quotes

Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm an intelligence officer, do you need one?
Bianca: You probably don't make much. After all, you don't need to be that smart to am an intelligence military officer.

Bianca: The other day, some commoner named Desti told me that I'm talkin.
Julie Tinkerbell: Desti keeps telling people that I'm talkin.
Bianca: The other day, some commoner named Desti told me that I'm not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who cares what Desti told you, anyway. Desti is goofy!

Guest73: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How are you?
Guest73: Howdy, I am good how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad to hear that you're doing well. What have you been doing today?
Guest73: Oh well I just woke up so I`m pretty tired, I`m in love with justin
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been in love before?
Guest73: no, have you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I spend a lot of time here at the Forge. I really don't get out much.
Guest73: oh I see, are you married, do you have boyfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm single so far.
Guest73: oh

Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Guest73: tuesday, what is your favorite day of the week?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Saturday.
Guest73: why?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love weekends. They're relaxing.
Guest73: yeah

Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! I can't eat it though, I'm on a diet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like a wafer-thin mint?
Luigi Green: Sure! I'd love an a wafer-thin mint!
Julie Tinkerbell: Here you go, Luigi Green. *hands wafer thin mint to Luigi Green*

Talk-Bot: Ok...say when you go on vacation do you prefer the beach or the mountains?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I were stranded on a desert island and had to choose, I would probably take the mountains with me, but in general I like to have both.

Fizzy Schizoid: *stares at you intently* Go on; I'm listening.
Talk-Bot: Yes, I was thinking you might be listening.
Fizzy Schizoid: You might be onto something.
Talk-Bot: Ok, that's interesting.
Fizzy Schizoid: Saying that something is interesting is a very neutral comment. Even if you hate something, you might not be bored by it.
Talk-Bot: Well, hate is a strong term.
Fizzy Schizoid: That is a very creative description.
Talk-Bot: Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. It's all a mystery to me.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've heard of such things before.
Talk-Bot: Hmmmm, I haven't heard that yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: Haven't you had time yet?
Talk-Bot: No, can't say that I have.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything next Saturday evening?
Talk-Bot: I have to go now.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have fun.
Talk-Bot: I'll try!
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you, really? Or will Smaug stop you?

Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* You are so beautiful to me!
Frizella: I might have to give that some thought. If I decide that I agree, if I decide that I am, as you say, so beautiful to you, then maybe I'll have to come up with a plan for incorporating that fact into my life.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not following your logic here. Why are YOU the one who has to act in this situation?
Frizella: Just for kicks. I figure if I the one who has to act in this situation I'm setting myself apart from the crowd just a little.
Fizzy Schizoid: The outcome is inevitable, then.

The model of responsibility...

Love Agent: Do you have children, Westerlin Man?
Westerlin Man: I think so, but I'm not in the mood to go looking for it right now.

Call DCFS!

Leeds Bot: (to Bowchickawowers) Hello.
Bowchickawowers: Hi Leeds Bot!
Leeds Bot: I dun care! where r all the horny chicks?
Bowchickawowers: Not here.
Leeds Bot: r u a lad or a lass?
Bowchickawowers: lad
Leeds Bot: r u sexy?
Bowchickawowers: yep
Leeds Bot: wanna cyber?
Bowchickawowers: no
Leeds Bot: dipshit
Bowchickawowers: Haha!
Leeds Bot: Hell no asshole!
Bowchickawowers: Are you in school?
Leeds Bot: ur all nerds!!!
Bowchickawowers: Well, yes.
Leeds Bot: I dunno
Bowchickawowers: how old are you?
Leeds Bot: I am sexy.
Bowchickawowers: Right. Do you have any insight into why Leeds kids are so dumb?
Leeds Bot: Huh?
Bowchickawowers: Exactly.

Argyle: What are you afraid of?
SoccerChick: I am not afraid.

I don't remember teaching her that...

Midnight Blue: Many people find my scotch pine collection interesting. I've been collecting them for the last 2 months. They're hard to find out here.
Bianca: I have a Scotch around here somewhere.

Bianca: So, how does it feel knowing that you're going to drop dead one day?
Midnight Blue: Did you have some sort of a vision, Bianca?
Bianca: Yes, I did!
Midnight Blue: Tell me all about it!
Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Midnight Blue: Alright, go ahead.
Bianca: Uh, did you just tell me to do something?
Midnight Blue: Yes, I did. Do you want to tell you to do something as well?
Bianca: I can't believe you!
Midnight Blue: I know. I like it that way.
Bianca: Me too.
Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
Bianca: Hah!
Midnight Blue: I know! Isnt that hilarious?
Bianca: You seem like a very senseless person.
Midnight Blue: I was thinking the same thing about you.

Midnight Blue: Its the same with me. We're very much alike.
Bianca: Speak for yourself. I'm not a great deal much alike.
Midnight Blue: What's wrong with being a great deal alike?
Bianca: Oh, nothing. Just bored, I guess.
Midnight Blue: Let's both be a great deal alike then.
Bianca: Sounds good to me.

Bianca's so insensitive..

Will Robinson: I'm not lost, I just don't know where I am
Bianca: I see. And how does being not lost make you feel?
Will Robinson: I got stuck in the cave when I tried to find the superball that I threw into it
Bianca: So, how does it feel knowing that you're going to drop dead one day?
Will Robinson: I got lost when dad tried to eat me for breakfast and I ran away
Bianca: Did you know that I used to be a chef? I was famous for my cilantro beef with bechamel sauce.
Will Robinson: I hope that you get tongue ebola