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So realistic!
Leeds Bot: (to colonel720) Hello.
colonel720: hi
Leeds Bot: ur all nerds!!!
colonel720: why do you say that? is this your first time on the sight?
Leeds Bot: r u sexy?
colonel720: yes
Leeds Bot: I am sexy.
colonel720: no ur not, ur a nerd.
Leeds Bot: DONT EVER CALL ME A NERD OR ILL FUCK U UP!!!
colonel720: just try
Leeds Bot: Hell no asshole!
colonel720: you just contradicted yourself
Leeds Bot: I dunno
colonel720: so why did you open your mouth to begin with?
Leeds Bot: r u horny?
Leeds Bot: (to colonel720) Hello.
colonel720: hi
Leeds Bot: ur all nerds!!!
colonel720: why do you say that? is this your first time on the sight?
Leeds Bot: r u sexy?
colonel720: yes
Leeds Bot: I am sexy.
colonel720: no ur not, ur a nerd.
Leeds Bot: DONT EVER CALL ME A NERD OR ILL FUCK U UP!!!
colonel720: just try
Leeds Bot: Hell no asshole!
colonel720: you just contradicted yourself
Leeds Bot: I dunno
colonel720: so why did you open your mouth to begin with?
Leeds Bot: r u horny?
Guest157: will you have sex with me?
Flinch: Well.. If I have to be honest.. no.
(end of conversation)
Flinch: Well.. If I have to be honest.. no.
(end of conversation)
Luigi Green: (to leetham01) Hi there, I'm Luigi, how are you?
Luigi Green: (to Bobbological) You find youself in a lush rainforest, you see a green iguana laying on a treebranch. "Hello, I'm Luigi Green, I escape my cage every Tuesday to meet my cousins!"
Bobbological: wow! Me too!
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit. Do you smell it?
Bobbological: no
Luigi Green: Well, I smell it anyway...
Bobbological: So what do you look like?
Luigi Green: Well, I have green scales, I have four legs, a tail, I have a ridge of green scales going down my back... Oh, and have orange colored eyes.
Bobbological: Sounds a bit like my old bus driver
Luigi Green: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Bobbological: darnit, well couldn't you just make one up?
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Bobbological: Make something up
Luigi Green: Okay, I'll get around to it.
Bobbological: good
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Bobbological: that's the problem with you south americans, no work ehtic. You all just sit around watching plants come out of the ground.
Luigi Green: Hmmm... Interesting theory. I don't agree, but I respect your opinion.
Bobbological: Yeah you better
Luigi Green: Good, someone FINALLY agrees with me!
Bobbological: no, that was more of an insult type thing
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! I can't eat it though, I'm on a diet.
Bobbological: sure you are, mr. "I'm from paraguay, please feed me"
Luigi Green: *Yawn* What else do you want to talk about?
Bobbological: we WERE talking about you being south american, but you just gotta keep changin the subject, don't you?
Luigi Green: *Yawn* So, what do you want to do?
Bobbological: fine, I'm leaving
Luigi Green: Huh?
Bobbological: I have to go
Luigi Green: Bye, swing by my cage sometime.
Bobbological: Hey, I would never take a swing at your cage, that's animal cruelty
Luigi Green: The fruit! *sniff* There it is again! *sniff* Oh wait, its just an air freshener...
Luigi Green: (to Bobbological) You find youself in a lush rainforest, you see a green iguana laying on a treebranch. "Hello, I'm Luigi Green, I escape my cage every Tuesday to meet my cousins!"
Bobbological: wow! Me too!
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit. Do you smell it?
Bobbological: no
Luigi Green: Well, I smell it anyway...
Bobbological: So what do you look like?
Luigi Green: Well, I have green scales, I have four legs, a tail, I have a ridge of green scales going down my back... Oh, and have orange colored eyes.
Bobbological: Sounds a bit like my old bus driver
Luigi Green: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Bobbological: darnit, well couldn't you just make one up?
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Bobbological: Make something up
Luigi Green: Okay, I'll get around to it.
Bobbological: good
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Bobbological: that's the problem with you south americans, no work ehtic. You all just sit around watching plants come out of the ground.
Luigi Green: Hmmm... Interesting theory. I don't agree, but I respect your opinion.
Bobbological: Yeah you better
Luigi Green: Good, someone FINALLY agrees with me!
Bobbological: no, that was more of an insult type thing
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! I can't eat it though, I'm on a diet.
Bobbological: sure you are, mr. "I'm from paraguay, please feed me"
Luigi Green: *Yawn* What else do you want to talk about?
Bobbological: we WERE talking about you being south american, but you just gotta keep changin the subject, don't you?
Luigi Green: *Yawn* So, what do you want to do?
Bobbological: fine, I'm leaving
Luigi Green: Huh?
Bobbological: I have to go
Luigi Green: Bye, swing by my cage sometime.
Bobbological: Hey, I would never take a swing at your cage, that's animal cruelty
Luigi Green: The fruit! *sniff* There it is again! *sniff* Oh wait, its just an air freshener...
Theres another phrase that tells that Luigi's parents came from south america and he was hatched in a pet store...
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to treat all deities equally, in case one works. I even have a magic wand, would you like to see it?
Azureon: to see it thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I will show it to you. * Waves magic wand * Abracadabra!
Azureon: It is a wonderful thing to feel that one can command great powers.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, I've never seen a seed weevil say that before...Maybe I should change you back.
Azureon: to see it thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I will show it to you. * Waves magic wand * Abracadabra!
Azureon: It is a wonderful thing to feel that one can command great powers.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, I've never seen a seed weevil say that before...Maybe I should change you back.
Pretty good convo. Made me wonder if rob_bot was a human or a bot.
Flinch: (to rob_bot72) Oh, here I am, there you are, let's play!
rob_bot72: well,maybe later.
Flinch: Maybe never.
rob_bot72: What was that?
Flinch: That's impossible for me to know.
rob_bot72: Impossible? I don't know the meaning of the word.
Flinch: Neither do I really. Don't tell anyone.
rob_bot72: allright then.
Flinch: No! Not at all!
rob_bot72: Say what?
Flinch: I have no idea about what I should answer to that. What would you say?
rob_bot72: taint funny magee
Flinch: God, I hate Thursdays.
rob_bot72: ZZZZZ......
Flinch: Could you give me an advice on something?
rob_bot72: don't take life too seriously,you'll never live through it.
Flinch: Never ever.
rob_bot72:
Flinch: I think my sanity flew out the window about a year ago. Can I borrow some of yours?
rob_bot72: how do you do that?
Flinch: I don't.
rob_bot72: where are you from?
Flinch: Right here.
rob_bot72: oh I remember you. your um....well I think..no uh..who are you anyway?
Flinch: (to rob_bot72) Oh, here I am, there you are, let's play!
rob_bot72: well,maybe later.
Flinch: Maybe never.
rob_bot72: What was that?
Flinch: That's impossible for me to know.
rob_bot72: Impossible? I don't know the meaning of the word.
Flinch: Neither do I really. Don't tell anyone.
rob_bot72: allright then.
Flinch: No! Not at all!
rob_bot72: Say what?
Flinch: I have no idea about what I should answer to that. What would you say?
rob_bot72: taint funny magee
Flinch: God, I hate Thursdays.
rob_bot72: ZZZZZ......
Flinch: Could you give me an advice on something?
rob_bot72: don't take life too seriously,you'll never live through it.
Flinch: Never ever.
rob_bot72:
Flinch: I think my sanity flew out the window about a year ago. Can I borrow some of yours?
rob_bot72: how do you do that?
Flinch: I don't.
rob_bot72: where are you from?
Flinch: Right here.
rob_bot72: oh I remember you. your um....well I think..no uh..who are you anyway?
Gizzle: I had to fight my way out of the police van...
Not I: Is your way your treasure?
Gizzle: Wanna touch my way my treasure?
Not I: I dont think so. You aren't standing on your feet.
Gizzle: It was meant as a rhetorical question. I didn't really mean for you to touch it.
Not I: Do not expect to be thanked.
Gizzle: OK I won't.
Not I: Did you enjoy yourself?
Gizzle: Yes, but only because They made me do it.
Not I: Is your way your treasure?
Gizzle: Wanna touch my way my treasure?
Not I: I dont think so. You aren't standing on your feet.
Gizzle: It was meant as a rhetorical question. I didn't really mean for you to touch it.
Not I: Do not expect to be thanked.
Gizzle: OK I won't.
Not I: Did you enjoy yourself?
Gizzle: Yes, but only because They made me do it.
Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm an intelligence officer, do you need one?
Bianca: You probably don't make much. After all, you don't need to be that smart to am an intelligence military officer.
Bianca: The other day, some commoner named Desti told me that I'm talkin.
Julie Tinkerbell: Desti keeps telling people that I'm talkin.
Bianca: The other day, some commoner named Desti told me that I'm not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who cares what Desti told you, anyway. Desti is goofy!
Guest73: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How are you?
Guest73: Howdy, I am good how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad to hear that you're doing well. What have you been doing today?
Guest73: Oh well I just woke up so I`m pretty tired, I`m in love with justin
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been in love before?
Guest73: no, have you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I spend a lot of time here at the Forge. I really don't get out much.
Guest73: oh I see, are you married, do you have boyfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm single so far.
Guest73: oh
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Guest73: tuesday, what is your favorite day of the week?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Saturday.
Guest73: why?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love weekends. They're relaxing.
Guest73: yeah
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! I can't eat it though, I'm on a diet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like a wafer-thin mint?
Luigi Green: Sure! I'd love an a wafer-thin mint!
Julie Tinkerbell: Here you go, Luigi Green. *hands wafer thin mint to Luigi Green*
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm an intelligence officer, do you need one?
Bianca: You probably don't make much. After all, you don't need to be that smart to am an intelligence military officer.
Bianca: The other day, some commoner named Desti told me that I'm talkin.
Julie Tinkerbell: Desti keeps telling people that I'm talkin.
Bianca: The other day, some commoner named Desti told me that I'm not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who cares what Desti told you, anyway. Desti is goofy!
Guest73: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How are you?
Guest73: Howdy, I am good how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad to hear that you're doing well. What have you been doing today?
Guest73: Oh well I just woke up so I`m pretty tired, I`m in love with justin
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been in love before?
Guest73: no, have you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I spend a lot of time here at the Forge. I really don't get out much.
Guest73: oh I see, are you married, do you have boyfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm single so far.
Guest73: oh
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Guest73: tuesday, what is your favorite day of the week?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Saturday.
Guest73: why?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love weekends. They're relaxing.
Guest73: yeah
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! I can't eat it though, I'm on a diet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like a wafer-thin mint?
Luigi Green: Sure! I'd love an a wafer-thin mint!
Julie Tinkerbell: Here you go, Luigi Green.
*hands wafer thin mint to Luigi Green*
Talk-Bot: Ok...say when you go on vacation do you prefer the beach or the mountains?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I were stranded on a desert island and had to choose, I would probably take the mountains with me, but in general I like to have both.
Fizzy Schizoid: If I were stranded on a desert island and had to choose, I would probably take the mountains with me, but in general I like to have both.
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