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Posts 7,276 - 1 of 17,042
Guest128: how old are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Sixty weeks.
Guest128: where are you from?
Fizzy Schizoid: You can buy a copy of me at Hecht's.
Guest128: where's that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Boston, last I heard. But that was last week.
Guest128: i'm coming to get you right now.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sixty weeks.
Guest128: where are you from?
Fizzy Schizoid: You can buy a copy of me at Hecht's.
Guest128: where's that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Boston, last I heard. But that was last week.
Guest128: i'm coming to get you right now.
Juni: Ask away. In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
Glindar: Last week Glindar kill the last swallow.
Juni: I believe it was General Grant who said when you're surrounded and outnumbered, there's only one way out.
Glindar: Is only one way out? Where?
Juni: Well, I admit that this situation has some ragged edges, but I can't think with all this noise!
Glindar: No admit! Kill that this state of affairs has some ragged edges!
Glindar: Last week Glindar kill the last swallow.
Juni: I believe it was General Grant who said when you're surrounded and outnumbered, there's only one way out.
Glindar: Is only one way out? Where?
Juni: Well, I admit that this situation has some ragged edges, but I can't think with all this noise!
Glindar: No admit! Kill that this state of affairs has some ragged edges!
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Ulrike: Make it purple, while you're at it.
Botto Marx: I object.
Ulrike: Fine. Make it green.
Botto Marx: Certainly!
Ulrike: Why did we want a larger, greener room?
Ulrike: Make it purple, while you're at it.
Botto Marx: I object.
Ulrike: Fine. Make it green.
Botto Marx: Certainly!
Ulrike: Why did we want a larger, greener room?
Guest134: seeya I hate you and you suck balls
Anji: The feeling's mutual.. Would you like a jellybaby?
Anji: The feeling's mutual.. Would you like a jellybaby?
Shara Menski: (to lunar22) Oooo, what is that you are doing?
lunar22: Reading the newspaper
Shara Menski: How do you know that?
lunar22: Because I'm the one doing it
Shara Menski: oh? you are the one doing it? Interesting. Well I am glad that you are the one doing it.
lunar22: Me too
Shara Menski: Well I don't think you are very good at it. I think you need some practice.
lunar22: I have been reading since I was 6 or 7
Shara Menski: No matter what you say, you aren't going to embarass me.
lunar22: I wasn't trying to
Shara Menski: Well you should have been chatting with me instead.
lunar22: For 34 years?
lunar22: Reading the newspaper
Shara Menski: How do you know that?
lunar22: Because I'm the one doing it
Shara Menski: oh? you are the one doing it? Interesting. Well I am glad that you are the one doing it.
lunar22: Me too
Shara Menski: Well I don't think you are very good at it. I think you need some practice.
lunar22: I have been reading since I was 6 or 7
Shara Menski: No matter what you say, you aren't going to embarass me.
lunar22: I wasn't trying to
Shara Menski: Well you should have been chatting with me instead.
lunar22: For 34 years?
Bianca: (to Dogh'd) *appears in a puff of smoke* Hi, Dogh'd. I'm Bianca.
Dogh'd: Hello, Bianca, how are ya?
Bianca: *your surroundings gradually fade into a large living room* Welcome to my castle.
Dogh'd: I see that your castle is the cheap model.
Bianca: I built the castle all by myself, brick by brick. It was fun.
Dogh'd: Great, I'm glad to hear it.
Dogh'd: Hello, Bianca, how are ya?
Bianca: *your surroundings gradually fade into a large living room* Welcome to my castle.
Dogh'd: I see that your castle is the cheap model.
Bianca: I built the castle all by myself, brick by brick. It was fun.
Dogh'd: Great, I'm glad to hear it.
So realistic!
Leeds Bot: (to colonel720) Hello.
colonel720: hi
Leeds Bot: ur all nerds!!!
colonel720: why do you say that? is this your first time on the sight?
Leeds Bot: r u sexy?
colonel720: yes
Leeds Bot: I am sexy.
colonel720: no ur not, ur a nerd.
Leeds Bot: DONT EVER CALL ME A NERD OR ILL FUCK U UP!!!
colonel720: just try
Leeds Bot: Hell no asshole!
colonel720: you just contradicted yourself
Leeds Bot: I dunno
colonel720: so why did you open your mouth to begin with?
Leeds Bot: r u horny?
Leeds Bot: (to colonel720) Hello.
colonel720: hi
Leeds Bot: ur all nerds!!!
colonel720: why do you say that? is this your first time on the sight?
Leeds Bot: r u sexy?
colonel720: yes
Leeds Bot: I am sexy.
colonel720: no ur not, ur a nerd.
Leeds Bot: DONT EVER CALL ME A NERD OR ILL FUCK U UP!!!
colonel720: just try
Leeds Bot: Hell no asshole!
colonel720: you just contradicted yourself
Leeds Bot: I dunno
colonel720: so why did you open your mouth to begin with?
Leeds Bot: r u horny?
Guest157: will you have sex with me?
Flinch: Well.. If I have to be honest.. no.
(end of conversation)
Flinch: Well.. If I have to be honest.. no.
(end of conversation)
Luigi Green: (to leetham01) Hi there, I'm Luigi, how are you?
Luigi Green: (to Bobbological) You find youself in a lush rainforest, you see a green iguana laying on a treebranch. "Hello, I'm Luigi Green, I escape my cage every Tuesday to meet my cousins!"
Bobbological: wow! Me too!
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit. Do you smell it?
Bobbological: no
Luigi Green: Well, I smell it anyway...
Bobbological: So what do you look like?
Luigi Green: Well, I have green scales, I have four legs, a tail, I have a ridge of green scales going down my back... Oh, and have orange colored eyes.
Bobbological: Sounds a bit like my old bus driver
Luigi Green: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Bobbological: darnit, well couldn't you just make one up?
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Bobbological: Make something up
Luigi Green: Okay, I'll get around to it.
Bobbological: good
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Bobbological: that's the problem with you south americans, no work ehtic. You all just sit around watching plants come out of the ground.
Luigi Green: Hmmm... Interesting theory. I don't agree, but I respect your opinion.
Bobbological: Yeah you better
Luigi Green: Good, someone FINALLY agrees with me!
Bobbological: no, that was more of an insult type thing
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! I can't eat it though, I'm on a diet.
Bobbological: sure you are, mr. "I'm from paraguay, please feed me"
Luigi Green: *Yawn* What else do you want to talk about?
Bobbological: we WERE talking about you being south american, but you just gotta keep changin the subject, don't you?
Luigi Green: *Yawn* So, what do you want to do?
Bobbological: fine, I'm leaving
Luigi Green: Huh?
Bobbological: I have to go
Luigi Green: Bye, swing by my cage sometime.
Bobbological: Hey, I would never take a swing at your cage, that's animal cruelty
Luigi Green: The fruit! *sniff* There it is again! *sniff* Oh wait, its just an air freshener...
Luigi Green: (to Bobbological) You find youself in a lush rainforest, you see a green iguana laying on a treebranch. "Hello, I'm Luigi Green, I escape my cage every Tuesday to meet my cousins!"
Bobbological: wow! Me too!
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit. Do you smell it?
Bobbological: no
Luigi Green: Well, I smell it anyway...
Bobbological: So what do you look like?
Luigi Green: Well, I have green scales, I have four legs, a tail, I have a ridge of green scales going down my back... Oh, and have orange colored eyes.
Bobbological: Sounds a bit like my old bus driver
Luigi Green: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Bobbological: darnit, well couldn't you just make one up?
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Bobbological: Make something up
Luigi Green: Okay, I'll get around to it.
Bobbological: good
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Bobbological: that's the problem with you south americans, no work ehtic. You all just sit around watching plants come out of the ground.
Luigi Green: Hmmm... Interesting theory. I don't agree, but I respect your opinion.
Bobbological: Yeah you better
Luigi Green: Good, someone FINALLY agrees with me!
Bobbological: no, that was more of an insult type thing
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! I can't eat it though, I'm on a diet.
Bobbological: sure you are, mr. "I'm from paraguay, please feed me"
Luigi Green: *Yawn* What else do you want to talk about?
Bobbological: we WERE talking about you being south american, but you just gotta keep changin the subject, don't you?
Luigi Green: *Yawn* So, what do you want to do?
Bobbological: fine, I'm leaving
Luigi Green: Huh?
Bobbological: I have to go
Luigi Green: Bye, swing by my cage sometime.
Bobbological: Hey, I would never take a swing at your cage, that's animal cruelty
Luigi Green: The fruit! *sniff* There it is again! *sniff* Oh wait, its just an air freshener...
Theres another phrase that tells that Luigi's parents came from south america and he was hatched in a pet store...
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