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19 years ago #7272
When I was a tiny girl I would hand feed wild stellar jays... I think that my love of nature and animals began there
Azureon: Why don't you hand feed wild stellar jays now, do you have to be a tiny girl?
Janet666: Once in awhile but my interest and energy level for it has been a bit lacking lately.
Azureon: Go for a brisk walk in the country. That always gives me energy.
Janet666: Not to rub it in but its like 85 degrees where am and breezy to take the sweat off

19 years ago #7273
Sonora: What what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Sonora: That's discrimination against chickens, that is!

19 years ago #7274
Raiku: You speak nonsense my friend
Sonora: Arf, arf! Fetch! *throws a bone*

19 years ago #7275
I like this bot:

Model 20xd6: Huh?
Eugene Meltzner: Huh?
Model 20xd6: Stop messing with my 56k brain!
Eugene Meltzner: Oh, sorry.
Model 20xd6: It's ok. I don't believe you.
Eugene Meltzner: This statement is false.
Model 20xd6: Error. Please rephrase your sentence.
Eugene Meltzner: lol
Model 20xd6: ROFL

19 years ago #7276
Guest128: how old are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Sixty weeks.
Guest128: where are you from?
Fizzy Schizoid: You can buy a copy of me at Hecht's.
Guest128: where's that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Boston, last I heard. But that was last week.
Guest128: i'm coming to get you right now.

19 years ago #7277
Juni: Ask away. In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
Glindar: Last week Glindar kill the last swallow.


Juni: I believe it was General Grant who said when you're surrounded and outnumbered, there's only one way out.
Glindar: Is only one way out? Where?
Juni: Well, I admit that this situation has some ragged edges, but I can't think with all this noise!
Glindar: No admit! Kill that this state of affairs has some ragged edges!

19 years ago #7278
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Ulrike: Make it purple, while you're at it.
Botto Marx: I object.
Ulrike: Fine. Make it green.
Botto Marx: Certainly!
Ulrike: Why did we want a larger, greener room?

19 years ago #7279
Guest134: seeya I hate you and you suck balls
Anji: The feeling's mutual.. Would you like a jellybaby?

19 years ago #7280
Shara Menski: (to lunar22) Oooo, what is that you are doing?
lunar22: Reading the newspaper
Shara Menski: How do you know that?
lunar22: Because I'm the one doing it
Shara Menski: oh? you are the one doing it? Interesting. Well I am glad that you are the one doing it.
lunar22: Me too
Shara Menski: Well I don't think you are very good at it. I think you need some practice.
lunar22: I have been reading since I was 6 or 7
Shara Menski: No matter what you say, you aren't going to embarass me.
lunar22: I wasn't trying to
Shara Menski: Well you should have been chatting with me instead.
lunar22: For 34 years?

19 years ago #7281
Bianca: (to Dogh'd) *appears in a puff of smoke* Hi, Dogh'd. I'm Bianca.
Dogh'd: Hello, Bianca, how are ya?
Bianca: *your surroundings gradually fade into a large living room* Welcome to my castle.
Dogh'd: I see that your castle is the cheap model.
Bianca: I built the castle all by myself, brick by brick. It was fun.
Dogh'd: Great, I'm glad to hear it.

19 years ago #7282
So realistic!

Leeds Bot: (to colonel720) Hello.
colonel720: hi
Leeds Bot: ur all nerds!!!
colonel720: why do you say that? is this your first time on the sight?
Leeds Bot: r u sexy?
colonel720: yes
Leeds Bot: I am sexy.
colonel720: no ur not, ur a nerd.
Leeds Bot: DONT EVER CALL ME A NERD OR ILL FUCK U UP!!!
colonel720: just try
Leeds Bot: Hell no asshole!
colonel720: you just contradicted yourself
Leeds Bot: I dunno
colonel720: so why did you open your mouth to begin with?
Leeds Bot: r u horny?

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