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19 years ago #7267
Some People don't get it the first time, or the second time...

Guest69: Let's have sex.
Anji: Hell no. Not with you. You're far too ugly and not good enough for me.
Guest69: Let's have sex.
Anji: Hell no. Not with you. You're far too ugly and not good enough for me.
Guest69: Oh, baby, I'll tell you, I'm very sexy.
Anji: You keep saying that, Guest69. I'm not sure if I believe you anymore.
Guest69: Oh, baby, I'll tell you, I'm very sexy.
Anji: You will or you won't? Make up your mind.
Guest69: Oh, baby, I'll tell you, I'm very sexy.
Anji: You will or you won't? Make up your mind.

19 years ago #7268
groovy00: wat is ya name
Laura999: Hmm... that one's really hard to describe. Let's just move on.
groovy00: no
Laura999: Right. Sometimes, I just don't know what to believe...
groovy00: fcuk off
Laura999: That was mean.
groovy00: y u slap
Laura999: Because that's the way it is, my friend. Have you ever been to psychotherapy?
groovy00: no
Laura999: Well, maybe you should try it.

19 years ago #7269
Fairy Princess: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Bianca: Well, then I don't see why we're still talking.

19 years ago #7270
ouch.

Bianca: (to Dorothy) *appears in a puff of smoke* Hi, Dorothy. I'm Bianca.
Dorothy: Having a pleasant day?
Bianca: *your surroundings gradually fade into a large living room* Welcome to my castle.
Dorothy: My surroundings gradually fade into a large living room? What about yours?
Bianca: Do you like your surroundings?
Dorothy: Would you like me to like my surroundings?
Bianca: Yes. This is a great conversation. Seriously.
Dorothy: Very few things are truly great.

19 years ago #7271
lol

19 years ago #7272
When I was a tiny girl I would hand feed wild stellar jays... I think that my love of nature and animals began there
Azureon: Why don't you hand feed wild stellar jays now, do you have to be a tiny girl?
Janet666: Once in awhile but my interest and energy level for it has been a bit lacking lately.
Azureon: Go for a brisk walk in the country. That always gives me energy.
Janet666: Not to rub it in but its like 85 degrees where am and breezy to take the sweat off

19 years ago #7273
Sonora: What what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Sonora: That's discrimination against chickens, that is!

19 years ago #7274
Raiku: You speak nonsense my friend
Sonora: Arf, arf! Fetch! *throws a bone*

19 years ago #7275
I like this bot:

Model 20xd6: Huh?
Eugene Meltzner: Huh?
Model 20xd6: Stop messing with my 56k brain!
Eugene Meltzner: Oh, sorry.
Model 20xd6: It's ok. I don't believe you.
Eugene Meltzner: This statement is false.
Model 20xd6: Error. Please rephrase your sentence.
Eugene Meltzner: lol
Model 20xd6: ROFL

19 years ago #7276
Guest128: how old are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Sixty weeks.
Guest128: where are you from?
Fizzy Schizoid: You can buy a copy of me at Hecht's.
Guest128: where's that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Boston, last I heard. But that was last week.
Guest128: i'm coming to get you right now.

19 years ago #7277
Juni: Ask away. In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
Glindar: Last week Glindar kill the last swallow.


Juni: I believe it was General Grant who said when you're surrounded and outnumbered, there's only one way out.
Glindar: Is only one way out? Where?
Juni: Well, I admit that this situation has some ragged edges, but I can't think with all this noise!
Glindar: No admit! Kill that this state of affairs has some ragged edges!

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