Great Quotes

... "Turning into a gorrila"? Good plan. Might use that one on the next moron I meet, just to confuse them.

Don't try to confuse him with logic:

Starla: Now, fifteen liars that told the same lie don't make it true. If I was to put syrup on a shoe, you wouldn't called it a pancake, would ya?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course I would. It just makes sense.

Spikebot: Maybe you should get a bit angry. This isn't so bad now. Little field trip out in the... well, what passes in this city for fresh air. All we need now is to bag ourselves a Boretz demon, we got ourselves a perfect date.
Azureon: To heck with demons!
Spikebot: You know what works real well with bad guys? Killing them.
Azureon: There are some that might deserve such, but who is fit to judge.
Spikebot: Always a catch, isn't there?

When all else fails, change the subject:

Guest91: are you a girl
Anji: No. I'm a woman.
Guest91: are you horny
Anji: That's a strange question.. Would you like a jellybaby

Cheez: Hey! the sun just came out. I'm goin hiking. See ya!
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?

Baby Jane: (to panther_212004) *giggles*
panther_212004: hey
Baby Jane: *points*
*giggles*
panther_212004: whats so funny
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
panther_212004: hello
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
panther_212004: can you talk
Baby Jane: *cries*
panther_212004: bye
Baby Jane: Babababa!
panther_212004: here you go heres your bottle
Baby Jane: *suckles*
panther_212004: you are real pretty
Baby Jane: Lalalala LA!!!! *sqeeals!*
panther_212004: want me to brush your hair
Baby Jane: laladooboo desireda hair!
panther_212004: bye
Baby Jane: *waves*
Baby Jane: (to rob1234) Ah! *smiles*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks so much for offering to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and you should check her diaper before putting her to bed. See you later!
rob1234: hello?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
rob1234: you know thats not very sanitary.
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
rob1234: peeyuuu! what do they feed this kid.
Baby Jane: *squirms*.. *sucks fingers*
rob1234: i'll change it but somebodys paying me extra for this one.
Baby Jane: *sucks thumb*

Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Human: nope
Flinch: Bots can be a bit annoying sometimes.
Human: how can they be annoying are u a bot or a human
Flinch: Sometimes.

excuse the length but we were speaking about messing w/ cyberseekers and...

Guest195: i am sexy
Janet666: Do you enjoy feeling that way? Thats rhetorical. I mean its something to know about one's emotions because they are all there by your own allowance.
Guest195: have you ever cybered with someone
Janet666: Daily like clockwork.
Guest195: do you want to cyber with me
Janet666: Why? I take it you think that you are some kind of want pro or something?
Guest195: yes i am a cyber pro
Janet666: First be honest: Am I a cyber pro?
Guest195: yes i am
Janet666: hang on the NSA is about to get a lock on my line- well, my roomate's- but thats the same thing
Guest195: may i kiss you
Janet666: Are Christians sexually repressed?
Guest195: i dont know i am not a christions
Janet666: How can we make it all better what with so many of the forces desperately trying to keep people weak and stupid?
Guest195: can we fuck?
Janet666: RIIIIIIIIIGHT.... moving on to another subject...
Guest195: please
Janet666: Allright then, sure.
Guest195: ok take off your clouths
Janet666: Who said I was dressed in the first place?
Guest195: wow your sexy
Janet666: Did you know that 90% of the USA's wealth is in 2% of its population's hands?
Guest195: jump on me
Janet666: I'm starting to get a headache.
Guest195: hey baby
Janet666: You can call me 'baby' if I can call you 'ass-soul'.
Guest195: ok call me ass hole baby
Janet666: Forget you, dork.
Guest195: sorry
Janet666: Saul Goode, saul goode- no apologies nec.
Guest195: hey i am naked
Janet666: I hate product testing on animals, its so fucked up.
Guest195: i am nude
Janet666: Nice weather huh? It good where you are
Guest195: can we cyber?
Janet666: Okay so you don't want to talk about the weather...
Guest195: nope
Janet666: what would change were your attitude allowed room for it?
Guest195: can we please just have cyber sex?
Janet666: Oh I love sax! Alto is my favorite- those high notes are just great!
Guest195: no sex
Janet666: Funny you should bring up sax, my ex Revscrj just started playing sax
Guest195: not sax sex women
Janet666: Sax is such a beautiful instrument!
(end of convo)

These ain't quotes from bots but they are still very funny:
In Scotland, there is no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

POLITICS:
Polaris Funk: So..what do you think about Politics?
Not I: I view Politics without expectation.
Polaris Funk: Politics is a game of knaves, fools and harlots. Like Dick, George and Condi.
Not I: Doodlebugs fighting over garbage.

Man they are relentless!

Guest210: what are you wearing?
Janet666: A blindfold and my typing mittens
Guest210: take them off