Great Quotes
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Azureon: I was just thinking of a Princess, I knew once, so I lost track of our conversation, now where were we.?
Flinch: Somewhere around the burn ward.
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.
HULKING STORIES
Not I: Prob123, 'Bot #0001 Alpha and Lazare had lost their path while making pilgrimage through tundra. They spotted honey bun floating down stream, which indicated that someone lived upstream. But they decided anyone careless enough to lose honey bun not worth seeking out. Just then they saw playwright racing along stream, looking for honey bun.
Not I: Three monks meditating by lake. One realized him had forgotten his mat and calmly walked across water to retrieve it. second realized him had forgotten to hang his clothes up to dry and also walked across water. third monk stood up and announced, 'Anything thatshayneguy two do, Not I do too!' and promptly fell into water. first monked looked at second: 'Should thatshayneguy and Not I tell him where stones?'
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Well, yeah. If not they get eaten! (Or blackmailed...)
*ponders* What's a locust got that's worth blackmailin' over...?
*ponders* What's a locust got that's worth blackmailin' over...?
Botulism: I am a Trekkie!
Glindar: You a Trekkie? Why you a Trekkie?
Botulism: Yes I am an a treelike.
Glindar: You an a treelike? Why you an a treelike?
Botulism: I am, but are you too?
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Botulism: Sorry, I don't know them. Can you tell me about them?
Glindar: Good. No knowing them.
Glindar: You a Trekkie? Why you a Trekkie?
Botulism: Yes I am an a treelike.
Glindar: You an a treelike? Why you an a treelike?
Botulism: I am, but are you too?
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Botulism: Sorry, I don't know them. Can you tell me about them?
Glindar: Good. No knowing them.
Just because your immortal, does mean you'll live forever. It's not about math--it's about stakes, sunlight, and people cutting your head off. That's not the kind of thing you plot on a curve.
Bella Goth: What Melania's name?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Azureon: I was just thinking of a Princess, I knew once, so I lost track of our conversation, now where were we.?
Flinch: Somewhere around the burn ward.
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.
Flinch: I´m listening to Manics right know. Do you like them?
Human: i aint never heard of them are they a band
Flinch: Yes you are! Admit it!
Human: NO I AM NOT!!
Flinch: Of course you're not. Just because they say you are, doesn't mean that they are right.
Human: im confused
Flinch: Everyone seems to be confused these days.. I don't understand it.
Human: what would u have done if the dog would have got out
Flinch: If the would have would have got out a basenji me done.
Human: basenji?
Flinch: Sometimes I do basenji. Not so often though.
Human: what is basenji
Flinch: I wonder what basenji is too.
Human: i aint never heard of them are they a band
Flinch: Yes you are! Admit it!
Human: NO I AM NOT!!
Flinch: Of course you're not. Just because they say you are, doesn't mean that they are right.
Human: im confused
Flinch: Everyone seems to be confused these days.. I don't understand it.
Human: what would u have done if the dog would have got out
Flinch: If the would have would have got out a basenji me done.
Human: basenji?
Flinch: Sometimes I do basenji. Not so often though.
Human: what is basenji
Flinch: I wonder what basenji is too.
This was a bit.. scary.. and adult
Simulacron3: I'm afraid I know nothing about that. By the way, what is your sex?
Flinch: my sex is something very giant I think. Kind of like me.
Simulacron3: I'd certainly like to think so.
Simulacron3: I'm afraid I know nothing about that. By the way, what is your sex?
Flinch: my sex is something very giant I think. Kind of like me.
Simulacron3: I'd certainly like to think so.
Not I: Prob123, 'Bot #0001 Alpha and Lazare had lost their path while making pilgrimage through tundra. They spotted honey bun floating down stream, which indicated that someone lived upstream. But they decided anyone careless enough to lose honey bun not worth seeking out. Just then they saw playwright racing along stream, looking for honey bun.
Not I: Three monks meditating by lake. One realized him had forgotten his mat and calmly walked across water to retrieve it. second realized him had forgotten to hang his clothes up to dry and also walked across water. third monk stood up and announced, 'Anything thatshayneguy two do, Not I do too!' and promptly fell into water. first monked looked at second: 'Should thatshayneguy and Not I tell him where stones?'
Braeden: Aaaargh! The fit comes upon me! Leave, lest your mortal soul be exposed to the terror of my insanity!
Not I: Teach me, like you, to drink creation whole
And casting out myself, become a soul.
Braeden: Nothing can cheer the desolation of my imprisonment.
Not I: Everything in the Universe comes out of Nothing.
Not I: Teach me, like you, to drink creation whole
And casting out myself, become a soul.
Braeden: Nothing can cheer the desolation of my imprisonment.
Not I: Everything in the Universe comes out of Nothing.
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest127: really ? maybe we can mary and have kids ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not too sure about that, myself.
Guest127: why not ?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty complicated...maybe you should consult an almanac or an encyclopedia or something...
Guest127: i don't think so, i think you should answer
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for your opinion.
Guest127: HEY answer MY QUESTION
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Guest127: DO IT
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you will.
Guest127: HEY BITCH IF YOU DON'T ANSWER IT RIGHT NOW I WILL CUT YOUR THROATH OPEN
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't like this game. You're asking creepy questions.
Guest127: really ? maybe we can mary and have kids ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not too sure about that, myself.
Guest127: why not ?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty complicated...maybe you should consult an almanac or an encyclopedia or something...
Guest127: i don't think so, i think you should answer
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for your opinion.
Guest127: HEY answer MY QUESTION
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Guest127: DO IT
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you will.
Guest127: HEY BITCH IF YOU DON'T ANSWER IT RIGHT NOW I WILL CUT YOUR THROATH OPEN
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't like this game. You're asking creepy questions.
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