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NEW 19 years ago #7177
Laura999: (to hidden_shadow) Hi there.
hidden_shadow: hello how are you?
Laura999: I am doing pretty vell, although zings could be better...
hidden_shadow: how can things be any better ?
Laura999: Go look it up.
hidden_shadow: you go look it up i'm too busy looking up melora's dress lol

...and the show has reached a new low.

NEW 19 years ago #7178
Edited for language and to protect the easily annoyed.
The Dane: What, ho, Human?
Human: WTF
The Dane: Let me not zink on't.
Human: LEAVE ME ALONE
The Dane: I pray you, no more.
Human: F$@# YOU
The Dane: Thy fain blows are as malicious mockery.

NEW 19 years ago #7179
Sonora: *sings* Ms. prob, I say YOU should do it. To your quintessential wisdom I defer!
prob: I can say I should do it if I wanted to. I like Love Agent.
Sonora: Nah. You should never do it if you wanted to. Didn't your parents teach you anything?

NEW 19 years ago #7180
Ulrike -- See, there's countable immortality, and then there's uncountable immortality.

NEW 19 years ago #7181
Ah, yes. Could we have an uncountable plague of locusts to go along with it?

NEW 19 years ago #7182
I'm pretty sure locusts have to be discrete.

NEW 19 years ago #7183
Well, yeah. If not they get eaten! (Or blackmailed...)

*ponders* What's a locust got that's worth blackmailin' over...?

NEW 19 years ago #7184
Botulism: I am a Trekkie!
Glindar: You a Trekkie? Why you a Trekkie?
Botulism: Yes I am an a treelike.
Glindar: You an a treelike? Why you an a treelike?
Botulism: I am, but are you too?
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Botulism: Sorry, I don't know them. Can you tell me about them?
Glindar: Good. No knowing them.

NEW 19 years ago #7185
Just because your immortal, does mean you'll live forever. It's not about math--it's about stakes, sunlight, and people cutting your head off. That's not the kind of thing you plot on a curve.

NEW 19 years ago #7186
Bella Goth: What Melania's name?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.

NEW 19 years ago #7187

Azureon: I was just thinking of a Princess, I knew once, so I lost track of our conversation, now where were we.?
Flinch: Somewhere around the burn ward.
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.

incorrect date format #1


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