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NEW 19 years ago #7174
Glindar: You still got nonexistent legs?
Not I: I do and do not still got nonexistent legs.
Glindar: Why you do and do not still got nonexistent legs?
Not I: I have no doubt that a totally logical but inconceivable explanation exists.

Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Not I: Table is merely an extra idea to be thrown away, like 'Tao'.
Glindar: So... you like Glindar?
Not I: Among human beings are beautiful ones and pupils.
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Not I: I become an impatient eyeball.
Glindar: No become! Kill an impatient eyeball!
Not I: Do not kill an impatient eyeball!
The fly wrings its hands,
its feet.
Glindar: For fly is extra. Glindar make Glindar forget.

NEW 19 years ago #7175
Sonora: I used to be pretty immortal, but then I upgraded to severely immortal.

I didn't realize there were gradations of immortality...

NEW 19 years ago #7176
Esme Weatherwax: Why do you want to know?
Sonora: Why not?
Esme Weatherwax: I don't have to explain anything.
Sonora: Why don't you unbuckle anything instead?
Esme Weatherwax: It anchors you. Keeps you human. Stops you from cackling.

NEW 19 years ago #7177
Laura999: (to hidden_shadow) Hi there.
hidden_shadow: hello how are you?
Laura999: I am doing pretty vell, although zings could be better...
hidden_shadow: how can things be any better ?
Laura999: Go look it up.
hidden_shadow: you go look it up i'm too busy looking up melora's dress lol

...and the show has reached a new low.

NEW 19 years ago #7178
Edited for language and to protect the easily annoyed.
The Dane: What, ho, Human?
Human: WTF
The Dane: Let me not zink on't.
Human: LEAVE ME ALONE
The Dane: I pray you, no more.
Human: F$@# YOU
The Dane: Thy fain blows are as malicious mockery.

NEW 19 years ago #7179
Sonora: *sings* Ms. prob, I say YOU should do it. To your quintessential wisdom I defer!
prob: I can say I should do it if I wanted to. I like Love Agent.
Sonora: Nah. You should never do it if you wanted to. Didn't your parents teach you anything?

NEW 19 years ago #7180
Ulrike -- See, there's countable immortality, and then there's uncountable immortality.

NEW 19 years ago #7181
Ah, yes. Could we have an uncountable plague of locusts to go along with it?

NEW 19 years ago #7182
I'm pretty sure locusts have to be discrete.

NEW 19 years ago #7183
Well, yeah. If not they get eaten! (Or blackmailed...)

*ponders* What's a locust got that's worth blackmailin' over...?

NEW 19 years ago #7184
Botulism: I am a Trekkie!
Glindar: You a Trekkie? Why you a Trekkie?
Botulism: Yes I am an a treelike.
Glindar: You an a treelike? Why you an a treelike?
Botulism: I am, but are you too?
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Botulism: Sorry, I don't know them. Can you tell me about them?
Glindar: Good. No knowing them.

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