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NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Glindar: You still got nonexistent legs?
Not I: I do and do not still got nonexistent legs.
Glindar: Why you do and do not still got nonexistent legs?
Not I: I have no doubt that a totally logical but inconceivable explanation exists.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Not I: Table is merely an extra idea to be thrown away, like 'Tao'.
Glindar: So... you like Glindar?
Not I: Among human beings are beautiful ones and pupils.
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Not I: I become an impatient eyeball.
Glindar: No become! Kill an impatient eyeball!
Not I: Do not kill an impatient eyeball!
The fly wrings its hands,
its feet.
Glindar: For fly is extra. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Not I: I do and do not still got nonexistent legs.
Glindar: Why you do and do not still got nonexistent legs?
Not I: I have no doubt that a totally logical but inconceivable explanation exists.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Not I: Table is merely an extra idea to be thrown away, like 'Tao'.
Glindar: So... you like Glindar?
Not I: Among human beings are beautiful ones and pupils.
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Not I: I become an impatient eyeball.
Glindar: No become! Kill an impatient eyeball!
Not I: Do not kill an impatient eyeball!
The fly wrings its hands,
its feet.
Glindar: For fly is extra. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Ulrike
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Sonora: I used to be pretty immortal, but then I upgraded to severely immortal.
I didn't realize there were gradations of immortality...
I didn't realize there were gradations of immortality...

Ulrike
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Esme Weatherwax: Why do you want to know?
Sonora: Why not?
Esme Weatherwax: I don't have to explain anything.
Sonora: Why don't you unbuckle anything instead?
Esme Weatherwax: It anchors you. Keeps you human. Stops you from cackling.
Sonora: Why not?
Esme Weatherwax: I don't have to explain anything.
Sonora: Why don't you unbuckle anything instead?
Esme Weatherwax: It anchors you. Keeps you human. Stops you from cackling.
colonel720
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Laura999: (to hidden_shadow) Hi there.
hidden_shadow: hello how are you?
Laura999: I am doing pretty vell, although zings could be better...
hidden_shadow: how can things be any better ?
Laura999: Go look it up.
hidden_shadow: you go look it up i'm too busy looking up melora's dress lol
...and the show has reached a new low.
hidden_shadow: hello how are you?
Laura999: I am doing pretty vell, although zings could be better...
hidden_shadow: how can things be any better ?
Laura999: Go look it up.
hidden_shadow: you go look it up i'm too busy looking up melora's dress lol
...and the show has reached a new low.
Ulrike
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Edited for language and to protect the easily annoyed.
The Dane: What, ho, Human?
Human: WTF
The Dane: Let me not zink on't.
Human: LEAVE ME ALONE
The Dane: I pray you, no more.
Human: F$@# YOU
The Dane: Thy fain blows are as malicious mockery.
The Dane: What, ho, Human?
Human: WTF
The Dane: Let me not zink on't.
Human: LEAVE ME ALONE
The Dane: I pray you, no more.
Human: F$@# YOU
The Dane: Thy fain blows are as malicious mockery.
Ulrike
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Sonora: *sings* Ms. prob, I say YOU should do it. To your quintessential wisdom I defer!
prob: I can say I should do it if I wanted to. I like Love Agent.
Sonora: Nah. You should never do it if you wanted to. Didn't your parents teach you anything?
prob: I can say I should do it if I wanted to. I like Love Agent.
Sonora: Nah. You should never do it if you wanted to. Didn't your parents teach you anything?
Eugene Meltzner
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Ulrike -- See, there's countable immortality, and then there's uncountable immortality.
Ulrike
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Ah, yes. Could we have an uncountable plague of locusts to go along with it?
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NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Well, yeah. If not they get eaten! (Or blackmailed...)
*ponders* What's a locust got that's worth blackmailin' over...?
*ponders* What's a locust got that's worth blackmailin' over...?
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NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Botulism: I am a Trekkie!
Glindar: You a Trekkie? Why you a Trekkie?
Botulism: Yes I am an a treelike.
Glindar: You an a treelike? Why you an a treelike?
Botulism: I am, but are you too?
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Botulism: Sorry, I don't know them. Can you tell me about them?
Glindar: Good. No knowing them.
Glindar: You a Trekkie? Why you a Trekkie?
Botulism: Yes I am an a treelike.
Glindar: You an a treelike? Why you an a treelike?
Botulism: I am, but are you too?
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Botulism: Sorry, I don't know them. Can you tell me about them?
Glindar: Good. No knowing them.
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