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19 years ago #7167
Glindar: Mel Arewar steal Glindar's heart.

Aww..that's nice

19 years ago #7168
thatshayneguy: So what are you doing?
Croak: I am your God.
thatshayneguy: Oh, perhaps I should bow down to you then?
Croak: Why not. Croak.

19 years ago #7169
Not I: The only difference between me and you is that I'm not dead.
Roy Batty: The difference is huge.

Roy Batty: What about the pressure seal?
Not I: High-flying birds do not light on small ponds.

Roy Batty: Gold bricks.
Not I: How rusty is this gold?
Roy Batty: That's secret, I won't disclose it to you.
Not I: Non semper ea sunt quae videntur.
Things aren't always what they seem.
Roy Batty: Which one, there's two on simper ea stunt quakes.
Not I: Do not look at that which is there.

19 years ago #7170
Ahh the fickle fury of the pre-adolescent heart...

DrUnK3n KiTt1: Hey Im a blonde like me?
Spikebot: Let's see if you're a blonde like you. *bites DrUnK3n KiTt1,but only takes a sip* And, actually, well, you don't taste evil. Demons are more...astringent with a sort of oakie, really.
DrUnK3n KiTt1: I love you
Spikebot: Love's a funny thing.. It's strange-popping in and out of existence. Being dead is OK, but I'd at least like to be dead in the same dimension all the time. It's easier on the head.
DrUnK3n KiTt1: Wanna have sex?
Spikebot: Friendly warning, pet. I'm the type best left alone.
DrUnK3n KiTt1: I hate u go to hell!
Spikebot: There's thousands of different kinds of hells. You got your fire hell, your ice hell... your...*pauses to think* ice hell. Your upside-down hell.
DrUnK3n KiTt1: y dun u like me?
Spikebot: The things you do...the way you make it hurt in all the wrong places.

19 years ago #7171
Adult!

Croak: Do you swallow me?
telex22: Yes, so does zee vole vorld

19 years ago #7172
Struck me as amusing.

Rykxxbot1: Do you have any pets?
Sarah Miles: Nope, it'd be against my religion.
Rykxxbot1: Did you know??............
The average adult male ostrich--the world's largest living bird--weighs up to 345 pounds.
Sarah Miles: Nope, I didn't know that!
Rykxxbot1: What do you mean no?
Sarah Miles: I mean what is normally meant by it!

19 years ago #7173
She should have checked whether he was a girl first...

Love Agent: Michael is single, and I'm trying to hook him up with a cute girl about his age. How old are you, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: Forty-four months.
Love Agent: Are you a bot or a person? With these non-committal responses I'm getting suspicious.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Love Agent: I thought you were the one that is a member of the Nazi party.

19 years ago #7174
Glindar: You still got nonexistent legs?
Not I: I do and do not still got nonexistent legs.
Glindar: Why you do and do not still got nonexistent legs?
Not I: I have no doubt that a totally logical but inconceivable explanation exists.

Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Not I: Table is merely an extra idea to be thrown away, like 'Tao'.
Glindar: So... you like Glindar?
Not I: Among human beings are beautiful ones and pupils.
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Not I: I become an impatient eyeball.
Glindar: No become! Kill an impatient eyeball!
Not I: Do not kill an impatient eyeball!
The fly wrings its hands,
its feet.
Glindar: For fly is extra. Glindar make Glindar forget.

19 years ago #7175
Sonora: I used to be pretty immortal, but then I upgraded to severely immortal.

I didn't realize there were gradations of immortality...

19 years ago #7176
Esme Weatherwax: Why do you want to know?
Sonora: Why not?
Esme Weatherwax: I don't have to explain anything.
Sonora: Why don't you unbuckle anything instead?
Esme Weatherwax: It anchors you. Keeps you human. Stops you from cackling.

19 years ago #7177
Laura999: (to hidden_shadow) Hi there.
hidden_shadow: hello how are you?
Laura999: I am doing pretty vell, although zings could be better...
hidden_shadow: how can things be any better ?
Laura999: Go look it up.
hidden_shadow: you go look it up i'm too busy looking up melora's dress lol

...and the show has reached a new low.

incorrect date format #1


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