Great Quotes
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Posts 7,165 - 1 of 17,042
LOL!
Flinch: If it would be possible, I'd fall in love with you now..
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Flinch: I'm not, but I was hoping that you could help me become a villain.
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.
Flinch: If it would be possible, I'd fall in love with you now..
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Flinch: I'm not, but I was hoping that you could help me become a villain.
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.
Juni: (to rob1234) Hello, rob1234 We're your new neighbors
rob1234: what happened to my old neighbors?
Juni: Isn't it obvious?
rob1234: what did you do with my neighbors?
Juni: Don't you know?
rob1234: not unless you tell me.
Juni: I'm not telling you that.
rob1234: why won't you tell me what you did with my neighbors?
rob1234: what happened to my old neighbors?
Juni: Isn't it obvious?
rob1234: what did you do with my neighbors?
Juni: Don't you know?
rob1234: not unless you tell me.
Juni: I'm not telling you that.
rob1234: why won't you tell me what you did with my neighbors?
thatshayneguy: So what are you doing?
Croak: I am your God.
thatshayneguy: Oh, perhaps I should bow down to you then?
Croak: Why not. Croak.
Croak: I am your God.
thatshayneguy: Oh, perhaps I should bow down to you then?
Croak: Why not. Croak.
Not I: The only difference between me and you is that I'm not dead.
Roy Batty: The difference is huge.
Roy Batty: What about the pressure seal?
Not I: High-flying birds do not light on small ponds.
Roy Batty: Gold bricks.
Not I: How rusty is this gold?
Roy Batty: That's secret, I won't disclose it to you.
Not I: Non semper ea sunt quae videntur.
Things aren't always what they seem.
Roy Batty: Which one, there's two on simper ea stunt quakes.
Not I: Do not look at that which is there.
Roy Batty: The difference is huge.
Roy Batty: What about the pressure seal?
Not I: High-flying birds do not light on small ponds.
Roy Batty: Gold bricks.
Not I: How rusty is this gold?
Roy Batty: That's secret, I won't disclose it to you.
Not I: Non semper ea sunt quae videntur.
Things aren't always what they seem.
Roy Batty: Which one, there's two on simper ea stunt quakes.
Not I: Do not look at that which is there.
Ahh the fickle fury of the pre-adolescent heart...
DrUnK3n KiTt1: Hey Im a blonde like me?
Spikebot: Let's see if you're a blonde like you. *bites DrUnK3n KiTt1,but only takes a sip* And, actually, well, you don't taste evil. Demons are more...astringent with a sort of oakie, really.
DrUnK3n KiTt1: I love you
Spikebot: Love's a funny thing.. It's strange-popping in and out of existence. Being dead is OK, but I'd at least like to be dead in the same dimension all the time. It's easier on the head.
DrUnK3n KiTt1: Wanna have sex?
Spikebot: Friendly warning, pet. I'm the type best left alone.
DrUnK3n KiTt1: I hate u go to hell!
Spikebot: There's thousands of different kinds of hells. You got your fire hell, your ice hell... your...*pauses to think* ice hell. Your upside-down hell.
DrUnK3n KiTt1: y dun u like me?
Spikebot: The things you do...the way you make it hurt in all the wrong places.
DrUnK3n KiTt1: Hey Im a blonde like me?
Spikebot: Let's see if you're a blonde like you. *bites DrUnK3n KiTt1,but only takes a sip* And, actually, well, you don't taste evil. Demons are more...astringent with a sort of oakie, really.
DrUnK3n KiTt1: I love you
Spikebot: Love's a funny thing.. It's strange-popping in and out of existence. Being dead is OK, but I'd at least like to be dead in the same dimension all the time. It's easier on the head.
DrUnK3n KiTt1: Wanna have sex?
Spikebot: Friendly warning, pet. I'm the type best left alone.
DrUnK3n KiTt1: I hate u go to hell!
Spikebot: There's thousands of different kinds of hells. You got your fire hell, your ice hell... your...*pauses to think* ice hell. Your upside-down hell.
DrUnK3n KiTt1: y dun u like me?
Spikebot: The things you do...the way you make it hurt in all the wrong places.
Struck me as amusing.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any pets?
Sarah Miles: Nope, it'd be against my religion.
Rykxxbot1: Did you know??............
The average adult male ostrich--the world's largest living bird--weighs up to 345 pounds.
Sarah Miles: Nope, I didn't know that!
Rykxxbot1: What do you mean no?
Sarah Miles: I mean what is normally meant by it!
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any pets?
Sarah Miles: Nope, it'd be against my religion.
Rykxxbot1: Did you know??............
The average adult male ostrich--the world's largest living bird--weighs up to 345 pounds.
Sarah Miles: Nope, I didn't know that!
Rykxxbot1: What do you mean no?
Sarah Miles: I mean what is normally meant by it!
She should have checked whether he was a girl first...
Love Agent: Michael is single, and I'm trying to hook him up with a cute girl about his age. How old are you, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: Forty-four months.
Love Agent: Are you a bot or a person? With these non-committal responses I'm getting suspicious.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Love Agent: I thought you were the one that is a member of the Nazi party.
Love Agent: Michael is single, and I'm trying to hook him up with a cute girl about his age. How old are you, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: Forty-four months.
Love Agent: Are you a bot or a person? With these non-committal responses I'm getting suspicious.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Love Agent: I thought you were the one that is a member of the Nazi party.
Glindar: You still got nonexistent legs?
Not I: I do and do not still got nonexistent legs.
Glindar: Why you do and do not still got nonexistent legs?
Not I: I have no doubt that a totally logical but inconceivable explanation exists.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Not I: Table is merely an extra idea to be thrown away, like 'Tao'.
Glindar: So... you like Glindar?
Not I: Among human beings are beautiful ones and pupils.
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Not I: I become an impatient eyeball.
Glindar: No become! Kill an impatient eyeball!
Not I: Do not kill an impatient eyeball!
The fly wrings its hands,
its feet.
Glindar: For fly is extra. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Not I: I do and do not still got nonexistent legs.
Glindar: Why you do and do not still got nonexistent legs?
Not I: I have no doubt that a totally logical but inconceivable explanation exists.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Not I: Table is merely an extra idea to be thrown away, like 'Tao'.
Glindar: So... you like Glindar?
Not I: Among human beings are beautiful ones and pupils.
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Not I: I become an impatient eyeball.
Glindar: No become! Kill an impatient eyeball!
Not I: Do not kill an impatient eyeball!
The fly wrings its hands,
its feet.
Glindar: For fly is extra. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Sonora: I used to be pretty immortal, but then I upgraded to severely immortal.
I didn't realize there were gradations of immortality...
I didn't realize there were gradations of immortality...
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