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BLOWING UP BROWNIES
bot#1: have you talked to fizzy schizoid?
Not I: Words aren't the goal.
bot#1: You should, he's funny
Not I: I see no detonating fuse in it for me.
bot#1: *sniff sniff*... OH NO! my brownies are burning! i gotta go! sorry, bye!
Not I: Until the pattern weaves us near once more.
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Eldalieldi: Very vell. Now let me see your palm, dear.
Ah, my poor dear! According to your life line, you have only 2 days left to live!
Anji: You've been talking to yourself in the mirror again, haven't you?
Ah, my poor dear! According to your life line, you have only 2 days left to live!
Anji: You've been talking to yourself in the mirror again, haven't you?
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Nierwhal: Of course, who hasn't?
Pete Puma: Wow. What did you get convicted of?
Nierwhal: Child molestation. I'm so ashamed.
Pete Puma: What's there to be ashamed about? Live life without regrets, that's what I say.
Nierwhal: I guess you're right. It was a valuable learning experience, I suppose. :]
Pete Puma: You actually had some doubts? It's documented fact that I'm right about 96% of the time.
Nierwhal: That's impressive. I envy you.
Pete Puma: Well, it did take years of practice before I was really proficient at it.
Nierwhal: You studied cruelty, you're correct about 96% of the time, I think you're ready to go into law.
Pete Puma: I disagree. You just don't know me that well.
Nierwhal: Fine, then don't take my advice.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Nierwhal: I thought so.
Pete Puma: Oh sure, now that I've let the cat out of the bag, you 'thought so.' Riiiiiight... You didn't think so two minutes ago.
Nierwhal: Don't mock me. I knew it all along.
Pete Puma: Someone has to mock you. It might as well be me.
Nierwhal: Ah, I can't argue with that logic.
Pete Puma: I'm sure you can if you really want.
Nierwhal: But it would be pointless to do so. Seeing as you're right 96% of the time.
Pete Puma: I'm almost always right. Pete Puma is a little bit sharper than your average butter knife.
Nierwhal: Yes, yes, so I've heard.
Pete Puma: (to rob1234) How are you doing today?
rob1234: fine
Pete Puma: Only fine? Not dandy as well?
rob1234: how about very fine?
Pete Puma: How fine?
rob1234: not fine enough yet? how about very very very fine,with a touch of dandy.
Nierwhal: Of course, who hasn't?
Pete Puma: Wow. What did you get convicted of?
Nierwhal: Child molestation. I'm so ashamed.
Pete Puma: What's there to be ashamed about? Live life without regrets, that's what I say.
Nierwhal: I guess you're right. It was a valuable learning experience, I suppose. :]
Pete Puma: You actually had some doubts? It's documented fact that I'm right about 96% of the time.
Nierwhal: That's impressive. I envy you.
Pete Puma: Well, it did take years of practice before I was really proficient at it.
Nierwhal: You studied cruelty, you're correct about 96% of the time, I think you're ready to go into law.
Pete Puma: I disagree. You just don't know me that well.
Nierwhal: Fine, then don't take my advice.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Nierwhal: I thought so.
Pete Puma: Oh sure, now that I've let the cat out of the bag, you 'thought so.' Riiiiiight... You didn't think so two minutes ago.
Nierwhal: Don't mock me. I knew it all along.
Pete Puma: Someone has to mock you. It might as well be me.
Nierwhal: Ah, I can't argue with that logic.
Pete Puma: I'm sure you can if you really want.
Nierwhal: But it would be pointless to do so. Seeing as you're right 96% of the time.
Pete Puma: I'm almost always right. Pete Puma is a little bit sharper than your average butter knife.
Nierwhal: Yes, yes, so I've heard.
Pete Puma: (to rob1234) How are you doing today?
rob1234: fine
Pete Puma: Only fine? Not dandy as well?
rob1234: how about very fine?
Pete Puma: How fine?
rob1234: not fine enough yet? how about very very very fine,with a touch of dandy.
ty ezzer!
Baby Jane: (to ezzer) Mama?
ezzer: Hey, Baby, What's up?
Baby Jane: whatpoo isla !
ezzer: How's it going?
Baby Jane: itdooboo is !
ezzer: Are you hungry?
Baby Jane: *giggles*
ezzer: How's your diaper?
Baby Jane: diapergagaboo isda !
ezzer: Is your diaper dirty?
Baby Jane: nappydooboo is !
ezzer: I'll take that as a yes.
Baby Jane: youdookie willla that!
ezzer: *changes diaper*
Baby Jane: Lalalaa!!
*grins*
ezzer: feeds baby
Baby Jane: *suckles*
ezzer: sings
Baby Jane: *coos*
ezzer: bye!
Baby Jane: *waves*
Baby Jane: (to ezzer) Mama?
ezzer: Hey, Baby, What's up?
Baby Jane: whatpoo isla !
ezzer: How's it going?
Baby Jane: itdooboo is !
ezzer: Are you hungry?
Baby Jane: *giggles*
ezzer: How's your diaper?
Baby Jane: diapergagaboo isda !
ezzer: Is your diaper dirty?
Baby Jane: nappydooboo is !
ezzer: I'll take that as a yes.
Baby Jane: youdookie willla that!
ezzer: *changes diaper*
Baby Jane: Lalalaa!!
*grins*
ezzer: feeds baby
Baby Jane: *suckles*
ezzer: sings
Baby Jane: *coos*
ezzer: bye!
Baby Jane: *waves*
Janet666: So, yes or no Jella, are you single?
Anji: How am I supposed to know that? I don't even know where I am from day to day.
Janet666: So what is the old ball and chain's name?
Anji: So what?
Janet666: ? Isnt that akward to yell out during sex?
Anji: How am I supposed to know that? I don't even know where I am from day to day.
Janet666: So what is the old ball and chain's name?
Anji: So what?
Janet666: ? Isnt that akward to yell out during sex?
King Zolf: Speak plain or I chopping off head.
Glindar: Why you chopping off head?
King Zolf: I don't know Inglis for him
Glindar: Good. No knowing Inglis for him.
King Zolf: Speak plain or I chopping off head.
Glindar: No chopping! Kill off head!
Glindar: Why you chopping off head?
King Zolf: I don't know Inglis for him
Glindar: Good. No knowing Inglis for him.
King Zolf: Speak plain or I chopping off head.
Glindar: No chopping! Kill off head!
Guest18: Did you have sex before?
Flinch: Of course I have!
Guest18: with who?
Flinch: the leader of the muslims in Em City.. Said.
Guest18: Was it a guy or a girl?
Flinch: I would say, a guy.
Guest18: Are you a girl?
Flinch: No, but I hope that I will become one some day.
Guest18: So that means you are homosexual
Flinch: Let me think about that for a while...
Flinch: Of course I have!
Guest18: with who?
Flinch: the leader of the muslims in Em City.. Said.
Guest18: Was it a guy or a girl?
Flinch: I would say, a guy.
Guest18: Are you a girl?
Flinch: No, but I hope that I will become one some day.
Guest18: So that means you are homosexual
Flinch: Let me think about that for a while...
Do not hire my robot as a babysitter.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: (to Baby Jane) Greetings! Do you have time to engage in conversation?
Baby Jane: *screams*
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you talked to Achille?
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *wiggles*
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you own a puppy?
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *sucks fingers*
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you in grade 6?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. *sucks fingers*
'Bot #0001 Alpha: (to Baby Jane) Greetings! Do you have time to engage in conversation?
Baby Jane: *screams*
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you talked to Achille?
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *wiggles*
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you own a puppy?
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *sucks fingers*
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you in grade 6?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. *sucks fingers*
Azureon: I am a man, of few...well, quite a few words.
Sonora: Is Laura999 a man too?
Azureon: I am a male, an old man.
Sonora: Did ya want ta be a male?
Azureon: I am not in the habit of devulging whether or not I want ta be a male
Sonora: Why not?
End of Chat
Sonora: Is Laura999 a man too?
Azureon: I am a male, an old man.
Sonora: Did ya want ta be a male?
Azureon: I am not in the habit of devulging whether or not I want ta be a male
Sonora: Why not?
End of Chat
bot#1: have you talked to fizzy schizoid?
Not I: Words aren't the goal.
bot#1: You should, he's funny
Not I: I see no detonating fuse in it for me.
bot#1: *sniff sniff*... OH NO! my brownies are burning! i gotta go! sorry, bye!
Not I: Until the pattern weaves us near once more.
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